1. 05-09-16 10:00 AM #1
    l7ustin
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    Abducted by aliens

    I went for a jog late last night and had gone about 3 miles in 20 minutes when i slowed it down to a cool down walk. It was kind of cold and overcast so it was hard to see. I nearly tripped and fell down due to the sidewalk here is a little uneven at certain places. Out of the corner of my eye I noticed this strange light coming from the sky it looked like a triangle and it came very quickly in my direction. Next thing i knew i was on board this huge spacious area in what i can only assume is their spaceship. I was a little scared at first but then i noticed something about my captors, they were clearly aliens but they were wearing dallas stars jerseys (some modano, some benn, some eakin, one sharp). They told me not to worry about the st louis blues because the postrocxian (i dont know wtf this is but thats what it sounded like) wanted them to win game 6. I asked the first thing that came to mind which was do you guys anal probe all your abductees (i was a little nervous to what appeared to be anal probes in this room that could be used on elephants) they said not all of them and that they had recently probed frogsrangers and obtained all fecal specimens necessary for their bromanahackle? Idk wtf they were going on about. They sent back home a little while longer after i banged some other abductee who had to be 400 lbs and they made us listen to some awful fukkin music that made kanye west seem like a great musician.


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  2. 05-09-16 10:07 AM #2
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    Pass

    Settle down and put down Apple Vodka guy
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  3. 05-09-16 10:09 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Pass

    Settle down and put down Apple Vodka guy
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  4. 05-09-16 10:26 AM #4
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    I know exactly what are you talking about, happened to me several times. My aliens had spaceship as well: they looked more like penguins, though.
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  5. 05-09-16 10:34 AM #5
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    Did they calm you down with some orange slices and fetal spooning?
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  6. 05-09-16 11:19 AM #6
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    Whats your name PhillyFlyers.
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  7. 05-09-16 11:48 AM #7
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    Have you seen that move the macpherson alien abduction it was creepy lol
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  8. 05-09-16 11:55 AM #8
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    Man your some sick fuq
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  9. 05-09-16 12:01 PM #9
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    must have been a slow night for the aliens if they are abducting sbr members
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  10. 05-09-16 12:02 PM #10
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    this kid Justin all sharked out
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  11. 05-09-16 12:03 PM #11
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    alien 1: should we abduct dustin and tell him who to bet
    alien 2: pass
    alien 3: never fukkin heard of him pal
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  12. 05-09-16 12:04 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    alien 1: should we abduct dustin and tell him who to bet
    alien 2: pass
    alien 3: never fukkin heard of him pal
    literally lol'd at alien 3. seems like my type of guy
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  13. 05-09-16 12:17 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by l7ustin View Post
    I went for a jog late last night and had gone about 3 miles in 20 minutes when i slowed it down to a cool down walk. It was kind of cold and overcast so it was hard to see. I nearly tripped and fell down due to the sidewalk here is a little uneven at certain places. Out of the corner of my eye I noticed this strange light coming from the sky it looked like a triangle and it came very quickly in my direction. Next thing i knew i was on board this huge spacious area in what i can only assume is their spaceship. I was a little scared at first but then i noticed something about my captors, they were clearly aliens but they were wearing dallas stars jerseys (some modano, some benn, some eakin, one sharp). They told me not to worry about the st louis blues because the postrocxian (i dont know wtf this is but thats what it sounded like) wanted them to win game 6. I asked the first thing that came to mind which was do you guys anal probe all your abductees (i was a little nervous to what appeared to be anal probes in this room that could be used on elephants) they said not all of them and that illegal aliens anally probed frogsrangers and left him in a tomato field. Idk wtf they were going on about. They sent back home a little while longer after i banged some other abductee who had to be 400 lbs and they made us listen to some awful fukkin music that made kanye west seem like a great musician.


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    Much more believable
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  14. 05-09-16 12:29 PM #14
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    Tomatoes don't grow in fields.
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  15. 05-09-16 12:31 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    this kid Justin all sharked out
    A lower case "L" (l) and a 7 together makes a D CORBIN how many fukking times do i have to tell you this?
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  16. 05-09-16 12:40 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Tomatoes don't grow in fields.
    Maybe not in Canada. Come on Mo!


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  17. 05-09-16 12:56 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by swordsandtequila View Post
    Maybe not in Canada. Come on Mo!




    Can't grow tomatoes when its -20 degrees 8 months of the fukkin year.

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  18. 05-09-16 12:57 PM #18
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    Unbelievable the fukking weirdos on this site
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  19. 05-09-16 01:00 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Unbelievable the fukking weirdos on this site
    Mayan, who is the worst???
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  20. 05-09-16 01:06 PM #20
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    justin pick a winner
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  21. 05-09-16 01:45 PM #21
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    Im sizzling hot right now and i say the fukkin stars win bitches
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