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    jjgold
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    Every local man under 25 claims he's an MMA /UFC fighter

    You see so many guys training in parking lots, gyms etc. etc. most of them never got into a ring

    Guys videotaping plus stopwatches it's hilarious

    lol

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    This was the case when I lived in Southern California

    Seemed like every Mexican claimed he was a MMA fighter

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    Than you see the same guy saying hes an MMA fighter sleeping in the sportsbook and security kicks them out causes hes homeless

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    The trend took fire my last few years in the service. Every kid thought they were MMA certified with the combatives training
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    Fantasy fighting still beats the gloryholes, Baldy

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    And none of them have more than 1,000 to their name.

    but hey, that 'tough guy macho attitude is just not for me.

    Tip. The hot girl never goes home with the guy in a fist fight.

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    I see parking lots with cones in them and guys training

    Next time I will tape it

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I see parking lots with cones in them and guys training

    Next time I will tape it
    They training for the combine?...pretty sure cones aren't part of any MMA boot camp.

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    I speech no English on the NE side

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    would love to see a video

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    I run sprints at rio parking lot, hoping someone will see my dedications and drive
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    I don't see it much now. Back in 2008, when every knob out there was wearing Tapout gear, yeah I saw it everywhere. Not now though.

    Interesting stat I heard too, muggings of males are way down since MMA become a thing.

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    This fighter crap is for Mexicans. Nicky lives in Henderson and he doesn't care about this nonsense. Nicky is a very educated penis because he doesn't get any action due to his small size (2.5 inches), therefore he spends a lot of time in a local library. And he also studies lines carefully and is a very good conversationalist. Whenever jjgold is visiting Nicky in Vegas, they have meaningful discussions about sports and life.

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    UFC gyms everywhere too

    I know capitol of world but common

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    I run sprints at rio parking lot, hoping someone will see my dedications and drive
    Toniest you left out the fact you were running from bin to bin collecting empty bottles and cans

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    guys with tats telling stories they are fighting UFC

    All their girls are sluttty types too

    I might try it and say fighting UFC or in training to fight

    I will buy all gear

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    Elk you cannot cut it as a wrestler so you're sure not going to make it as a fighter because I heard you're trying to get in the game

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Every local man over 25 claims he's a professional gambler

    You see so many guys handicapping in parking lots, gyms etc. etc. most of them never got into a sportsbook

    Guys videotaping plus EV wagers it's hilarious

    lol
    Hilarious

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