1. 02-07-16 01:58 AM #1
    ApricotSinner32
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    Is is legal to rent someones bathroom to live in?

    Looking to rent someones bathroom in vegas so I can live like a jew and have cash and be a king on the strip of vegas. Need to know what are the whoreshit laws when it comes to stuff like this.
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  2. 02-07-16 02:12 AM #2
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    omg its a free for all , go for it son
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  3. 02-07-16 02:15 AM #3
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    Ask Jay Kwik how it turns out.
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  4. 02-07-16 02:24 AM #4
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    what are the dimensions of the bathroom?
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  5. 02-07-16 02:31 AM #5
    ApricotSinner32
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    As long as I could physically fit on the floor of the bathroom and/or put a sleeping bag down I would do it.
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  6. 02-07-16 02:39 AM #6
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    Just pull up in the handicap stall at the casino you'd like to stay at. Nice and roomy, a lot of urine but your sleeping bag will soak up 99% of that. Then you can tell that 3 that you've been trying to hook up with that you stay at the (insert the handicap toilet name here) and you still won't even get to touch her . GL.
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  7. 02-07-16 02:41 AM #7
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    How fitting, a piece of shit looking for a bathroom to live in
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  8. 02-07-16 02:46 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    How fitting, a piece of shit looking for a bathroom to live in


    Spat my mouthful of Pho out as reading out...

    Next time warn us Krakerman...
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  9. 02-07-16 03:20 AM #9
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    Guy in Vegas was offering to rent a walk in closet as a room for $200 a month, small as crap, he had other rooms so I checked it out and he mentioned the closet as we were walking around, slummy as they come ... Im sure he found someone to rent it
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  10. 02-07-16 03:26 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    How fitting, a piece of shit looking for a bathroom to live in
    Never heard of ya ya fuking mut.
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  11. 02-07-16 03:29 AM #11
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    Do you have to get out of 'bed' if someone wants to ?
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  12. 02-07-16 03:38 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    Do you have to get out of 'bed' if someone wants to ?
    Spare bathroom would be ideal. Not one others would use. This idea came from the fishhead school of life philosophy.
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  13. 02-07-16 03:40 AM #13
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    POLL: Is OP worse or only slightly worse than Nickleback
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  14. 02-07-16 03:41 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mase of Base View Post
    POLL: Is OP worse or only slightly worse than Nickleback
    Never heard of you either guy.
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  15. 02-07-16 03:48 AM #15
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    That would be living like a Mexican. To live like a jew you would need to draw up a deed to live in the bathroom and in very small print or even on the back of the contract, unseen by the leaser, include the words "and sale of house" and you would not only be able to occupy the bathroom but the house also as well as evict the current owner.
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  16. 02-07-16 04:13 AM #16
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    What's the play?
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  17. 02-07-16 04:15 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by ApricotSinner32 View Post
    Never heard of you either guy.
    That's okay, you were the only vote so you're so much cooler than Nickleback because of it. Hope you enjoy their next show!
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  18. 02-07-16 04:21 AM #18
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    mase i haven't listen to a nickelback song in 10-15 years i don't understand how nickelback relates to me. i'd ko the lead singer
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  19. 02-07-16 04:24 AM #19
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  20. 02-07-16 06:17 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by ApricotSinner32 View Post
    As long as I could physically fit on the floor of the bathroom and/or put a sleeping bag down I would do it.
    why sleep on the floor like a bum, when you can get in in a bathtub and sleep like a King?
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  21. 02-07-16 06:34 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    How fitting, a piece of shit looking for a bathroom to live in
    Let nature take its course
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  22. 02-07-16 07:58 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    Do you have to get out of 'bed' if someone wants to ?
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  23. 02-07-16 08:03 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by ApricotSinner32 View Post
    Looking to rent someones bathroom in vegas so I can live like a jew and have cash and be a king on the strip of vegas. Need to know what are the whoreshit laws when it comes to stuff like this.
    king of the strip and able to sit on the thrown at the house

    good combo
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  24. 02-07-16 09:11 AM #24
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    Plenty of rooms for rent here

    Look around on internet
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  25. 02-07-16 01:02 PM #25
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    How will you be a king when it's time to bring a girl home? Will you say head to the bedroom and point to the toilet?
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  26. 02-07-16 01:16 PM #26
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    Patty the tunnels in Vegas have a few vacancies you fukk
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