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    I Just Ran Into Joe Flacco's Uncle At The Barber Shop And He Told Me Something

    He said that he laid down $10,000 on KC to beat NE. I asked him if he's crazy and he told me to fix my sideburns and walked out laughing.

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    Why do you post dumb shit?

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    This is true

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    That's smart man. Kc straight up, Arizona by double digits

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlipsideRM View Post
    That's smart man. Kc straight up, Arizona by double digits
    Possibly the squarest plays of the weekend

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    you need help

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    I always see him at my barber shop

    Nothing knew

    He also HATES New England and thinks they are cheaters

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I always see him at my barber shop

    Nothing knew

    He also HATES New England and thinks they are cheaters
    You should get yourself checked. I would hate to live in a world of lies

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    Quote Originally Posted by NavsPicks View Post
    Possibly the squarest plays of the weekend
    Kc moneyline is square lol? Pretty sure everyone I know thins New England can't lose in foxboro

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    Seaweed...not a bad story, but Flacco's uncle lives in South Jersey...that's a long way from Toronto




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    Quote Originally Posted by FlipsideRM View Post
    Kc moneyline is square lol? Pretty sure everyone I know thins New England can't lose in foxboro
    Very square . If you don't think kc is square maybe You should give up gambling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NavsPicks View Post
    Very square . If you don't think kc is square maybe You should give up gambling.
    I'll pass, I'm too good at it. Kc covers the 5 and wins straight up. Thanks for your input though, very intuitive

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlipsideRM View Post
    I'll pass, I'm too good at it. Kc covers the 5 and wins straight up. Thanks for your input though, very intuitive
    Do you even know what square means? Betting on the team that's on a 11 game win streak that's going up against an injured patriots squad and you're still getting 5 points. I'll see if you're still around after tomorrow backing up what you just said. Pats in a blowout.

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    Anyone who calls someone a "square" is a losing gambler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NavsPicks View Post
    Do you even know what square means? Betting on the team that's on a 11 game win streak that's going up against an injured patriots squad and you're still getting 5 points. I'll see if you're still around after tomorrow backing up what you just said. Pats in a blowout.
    You mean the same pats who just lost playing their hardest for Home field against my fins and loss? Yeah pass. I like winners too much to listen to the trash you're spewing

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    I ran into seaweed's grandma outside the convenience store but couldn't make out what she was saying because she had a dick in her mouth.

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    He has family in Canada

    Visits all the time

    Gets hair cut at Port Credit

    Ask him i dare you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    He has family in Canada

    Visits all the time

    Gets hair cut at Port Credit

    Ask him i dare you
    Looks like Grits already asked your grandma and she confirmed it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Looks like Grits already asked your grandma and she confirmed it
    Trust me man

    Why would i make this up?

    He's an older guy

    Saw him last year too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Trust me man

    Why would i make this up?

    He's an older guy

    Saw him last year too
    He's an uncle of a 30 year old .. And he's an older guy? You don't say...

    Same reason you made up that 9k air bet on hou

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    Seaweed when you stop with the stories and start handicapping like I know you can I think you're on your way you a lot of success


    I believe you have a lot of handicapping talent but let's not hide it through others

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    He said that he laid down $10,000 on KC to beat NE. I asked him if he's crazy and he told me to fix my sideburns and walked out laughing.
    so should we fade joe flacco's uncle and take new england is that what yur saying seaweed?

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    was he cute?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlipsideRM View Post
    was he cute?
    He looked like a movie star

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilpete View Post
    so should we fade joe flacco's uncle and take new england is that what yur saying seaweed?
    I don't know. I think his bet is off emotion for his hatred of new england

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I don't know. I think his bet is off emotion for his hatred of new england
    It's actually sad that you continue to believe your bullshit stories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Seaweed when you stop with the stories and start handicapping like I know you can I think you're on your way you a lot of success


    I believe you have a lot of handicapping talent but let's not hide it through others
    He is not respected here and nobody pays attention to his bullshit. He knows nothing about sports...can't cape...

    His only purpose is to draw attention in threads...pretty much useless

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    Joe's uncle is gonna lose. Andy's record compared to Bill's for playoffs...enough said.

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    Ive been here a long time and i must say this seaweed poster has to be one of the sickest
    posters ever to post in PT and there have been many sickos to grace PT.

    Honestly what kind of human being continuously posts such bullshiitt day after day after day.
    the childish nonsense is off the wall.

    Fake bets,fake friends giving him plays,fake stories,poor guy living a fake life.


    I know i know if i don't like it just stay out of his threads....this is true, but all these fuckkingg
    retarded threads this kid starts is nauseating to see and i felt a need to spew.

    SBR.. I KNOW YOU WANT THE TRAFFIC BUT THERE MUST BE ANOTHER WAY.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I don't know. I think his bet is off emotion for his hatred of new england
    that makes sense.... im sure uncle flacco has a very special bond with his nephew joe and would love nothing more than a Chiefs win to smear it all over their stupid partiot faces

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    Unreal

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    I Just Ran Into Joe Flacco's Uncle At The Barber Shop And He Told Me Something
    He said that he laid down $10,000 on KC to beat NE. I asked him if he's crazy and he told me to fix my sideburns and walked out laughing.


    let me translate this for fuktard weeder

    I just got a Brazilian wax and my clit rubbed at the sissy boy salon....and I was looking at pictures of Justin Bieber on my phone the whole time. I have never been so relaxed that when I climaxed I dropped my fruit explosion on the floor.

    that's when heard granny honking her horn for me to come out....so I wouldn't be late for my job washing old peoples azzholes at the senior center....I tipped 2 food stamps for my service and left with a smile



    NOW SALOON THIS FUKKIN NONSENSE SBR

    unreal the low level sbr allows posted in players talk....we should all start posting nude or graphic images in each of weeders threads so the brass has no choice but to clean this clown act posing up


    bruce jenner >weeders sbr controlled handle

    PATHETIC


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    Saer wtf are you doing in Port Credit?

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    I wonder how much he tipped the barber.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Masters View Post
    Ive been here a long time and i must say this seaweed poster has to be one of the sickest
    posters ever to post in PT and there have been many sickos to grace PT.

    Honestly what kind of human being continuously posts such bullshiitt day after day after day.
    the childish nonsense is off the wall.

    Fake bets,fake friends giving him plays,fake stories,poor guy living a fake life.


    I know i know if i don't like it just stay out of his threads....this is true, but all these fuckkingg
    retarded threads this kid starts is nauseating to see and i felt a need to spew.

    SBR.. I KNOW YOU WANT THE TRAFFIC BUT THERE MUST BE ANOTHER WAY.
    Here's a blast from the past

    Good to see ya around Mr Masters

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