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    Will there be a terrorist attack on Christmas Day

    Kind of twisted to think about, but it's a possibility. Especially with everything going on

    I will say yes, there will be a tteroeist attack of sort on US soil on Christmas Day. I don't know what it will look like but probably something like San Bernandino, as that's the easiest way to do it.

    I know it's low likelihood, predicting a terrorist attack on any day is like picking lottery numbers, but I think it's a "statement" day, and there's tons of loons running around with AR-15's

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    Are you crazy?

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    No. Quit being a morbid fukk.
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    If there is a terroristic attack, do the hired actors get paid double due to it being a holiday?

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    No. Quit being a morbid fukk.
    I'm not being morbid, the reality is a terrorist attack onChristmas Day wouldn't be worst that one on any other day, the reaults are the same and I doubt the people invilved are thinking "Damn niqqa,you shot me on Christmas? Fawkkkk you pal"

    Its a real possibility I believe. Too many lone wolfs, pissed off black people, pissed off Muslims, racist whites, PMS'ing women

    Its a dangerous world Nino, even on Christmas

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    If there is a terroristic attack, do the hired actors get paid double due to it being a holiday?


    Im probably not the beat person to ask, but I know a guy.

    Gun to my head, they're at least getting time and a half to die on Christmas but double time should be the standard

    Are they unionized?

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    The fukk you guys doing up so early?

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    this world needs another alexander the great I guarantee you that ISIS etc. would no longer be a problem

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    Kelly let me go on record and say that I sure hope not, but as I said earlier, it's a statement day, and crowds gather now on Christmas day. You telling me IsIS wouldn't LOVE to claim an attack on America on Christmas?

    Remember growing up and NOTHING on Christmas Day was open? you had to just chill around the house, get drunk and enjoy the family. Or go outside and do chores, usually shoveling snow or hauling off tree branches from a recent ice storm. There were no movie theaters open, CVS and Walgreens weren't even around, 7-11 might have been the only place still open, maybe not. Times have changed

    Now its business as usual on xmas, and that leads to opportunity

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    The fukk you guys doing up so early?
    I'm up brainstorming ways to get out of Christmas festivities.

    Google isn't as handy as you'd think.

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    Hmmm, thats why you have SBR

    Under the weather? Flu is going around, you got chills, body aches, a few coughs here and there, a hot shower, act like a baby and Nobody will want you around, especially if can sneeze in the turkey
    game over

    My fav is to take a hot shower and bundle up in warm blankets, turn the heater up a bit, check my temp and inevitably and unsurprisingly its always 99.8 or so

    Poor mrs krack doesnt get it
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    I have two points a day to wager

    I would be willing to take nothing less than +3000

    And thats a bargain considering on most days it's probably +300,000

    So -5000, +3,000

    But for the first two points, must be settled on 12/26, I'll give you +\-100, straight up 2 points

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    I'm not being morbid, the reality is a terrorist attack onChristmas Day wouldn't be worst that one on any other day, the reaults are the same and I doubt the people invilved are thinking "Damn niqqa,you shot me on Christmas? Fawkkkk you pal"

    Its a real possibility I believe. Too many lone wolfs, pissed off black people, pissed off Muslims, racist whites, PMS'ing women

    Its a dangerous world Nino, even on Christmas
    Yes you are being morbid, and you are being naive. You said "Terrorist Attack" so, terrorists are going to plan an attack on Christmas, when every Federal building is closed, there are no major events, people are with their families or on the road traveling? What are they going to do, bomb a 7-11 or Walmart? Common pal, be smarter than that. It would literally be the worst time to plan an attack. Malls crawling with security and off duty LEO's earning OT. Airports busy and fully staffed. If you want to live in fear of some random fukk head with an AR-15, or some pissed off blacks, then it's going to be a long life for you. Maybe move to Iceland.

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    Ironically, youmre the one being naive

    Federal buildings? Thats not how terrorist attacks are done anymore, too much security, explosives involved, thats a once in a decade type of thing

    And uit acting like everyone is sitting around the fireplace sipping cider, and join the 21st century Nino, eveything is open on Christmas, there are crowds everywhere

    When it happens you'll realize how naive you were

    Merry Christmas pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Kelly let me go on record and say that I sure hope not, but as I said earlier, it's a statement day, and crowds gather now on Christmas day. You telling me IsIS wouldn't LOVE to claim an attack on America on Christmas?

    Remember growing up and NOTHING on Christmas Day was open? you had to just chill around the house, get drunk and enjoy the family. Or go outside and do chores, usually shoveling snow or hauling off tree branches from a recent ice storm. There were no movie theaters open, CVS and Walgreens weren't even around, 7-11 might have been the only place still open, maybe not. Times have changed

    Now its business as usual on xmas, and that leads to opportunity
    Well, lately shit has been going down on Fridays. Plus a full moon and a religious holiday.....maybe.

    If people wouldn't go to those stores on a holiday, they wouldn't be open, but then again to some, the dollar
    is their god.

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    Kelly, mrs Krken and I won't be at those atores, i hope you and yours won't be either

    Let Christmas 2015 be a retro Christmas, stay home and enjoy just being

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Hmmm, thats why you have SBR

    Under the weather? Flu is going around, you got chills, body aches, a few coughs here and there, a hot shower, act like a baby and Nobody will want you around, especially if can sneeze in the turkey
    game over

    My fav is to take a hot shower and bundle up in warm blankets, turn the heater up a bit, check my temp and inevitably and unsurprisingly its always 99.8 or so

    Poor mrs krack doesnt get it
    Sickness is the leading candidate. I'm just not sure if we're going to pin it on me or my girlfriend.

    We're hoping to go see a double feature at the movies. Star Wars and Concussion. I'm a little worried about the terrorism striking now, thanks to you. Hopefully she'll be able to calm my nerves with a handjob while one of these third world nation members are decapitating me.

    By the way, I only go to the movies if there are two I'm willing to see. I love giving the guy that rips the ticket the head fake, and then sneaking off into the second movie for free. It's very +EV that way.

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    Handjobs while being decapitated are very underrated

    Kinda like the choke game, or pleasure asphyxiation

    Giant I trust in your judgement to stay safe tomorrow, and your ability to dodge the festivities, you gotta do you pal cuz being a pimp isn't a job, but a lifestyle

    They need to appreciate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    Give me odds. Let's wager some points. I say no.
    Where'd you go? We on for the 26th or what?

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    Alright everyone have a merry day, Krakens off to the gym, then work, be back tonight

    Somenes gotta kee you sick fukks alive

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Sickness is the leading candidate. I'm just not sure if we're going to pin it on me or my girlfriend.

    We're hoping to go see a double feature at the movies. Star Wars and Concussion. I'm a little worried about the terrorism striking now, thanks to you. Hopefully she'll be able to calm my nerves with a handjob while one of these third world nation members are decapitating me.

    By the way, I only go to the movies if there are two I'm willing to see. I love giving the guy that rips the ticket the head fake, and then sneaking off into the second movie for free. It's very +EV that way.
    "Girlfriend"

    This fukkin guy!!

    Ok. Sure, pal. Whatever you say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Ironically, youmre the one being naive

    Federal buildings? Thats not how terrorist attacks are done anymore, too much security, explosives involved, thats a once in a decade type of thing

    And uit acting like everyone is sitting around the fireplace sipping cider, and join the 21st century Nino, eveything is open on Christmas, there are crowds everywhere

    When it happens you'll realize how naive you were

    Merry Christmas pal
    Ok, well if you want to say San Bernadino was a terrorist attack, then there is a terrorist attack in Chicago every weekend. As far as everything being open on Christmas Day...not so much. Drive around and give me a report. Anything other than Walmart/some sort of gas station/7-11/CVS is going to be closed almost nationwide. I guess casinos for the degens? Literally the worst day to plan an attack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    "Girlfriend"

    This fukkin guy!!

    Ok. Sure, pal. Whatever you say.

    Stop that.

    Just because her name is Steve doesn't mean she can't be my girlfriend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Where'd you go? We on for the 26th or what?
    2 points a day? Hmmmmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by cala56 View Post
    Are you crazy?
    he is just stupid. Have you seen his previous post or better yet look for contact between him and I. Watch him crash and burn over and over.

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    Brooks you have nothing to offer me, intellectually or otherwise, so I generally ifnore you.

    Your MO is simple, come in a thread, change the subject and name call. atthat, you're very good. Otherwise, you're lame

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Brooks you have nothing to offer me, intellectually or otherwise, so I generally ifnore you.

    Your MO is simple, come in a thread, change the subject and name call. atthat, you're very good. Otherwise, you're lame
    don't forget I also like to remind you of your logical failures I have proven;

    Global warming I mean climate change
    Minimum wage increase
    the fact you're a coward




    in fact from what kraken has told us you can bet if there was a terrorist attack and kraken was around he would be running like a bitch.


    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Alright everyone have a merry day, Krakens off to the gym, then work, be back tonight

    Somenes gotta kee you sick fukks alive


    yeah work on that cardio
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    No Terrow attacks happen at unpredicted times

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    This comes up every year. Hasn't happened yet, so won't believe it until I see it.

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    Mama Russia will keep you safe

    Happy festivities to you and your fam Krakalakin

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    More likely to happen on Jesus birthday, not Christmas.

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