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    FlipsideRM
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    Word to the wise: never over drink at work Christmas party

    Drank way too much. Ended up taking the bosses daughter home, or rather her taking me home. Wel see how things go on Monday when I'm back in the office. Wish me luck.

    who knows what drunken words were said out of my mouth to my co workers last night. Fuk me

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    JMon
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    Pics?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMon View Post
    Pics?
    none on my phone. I didn't even know what a phone was last night, probably a good thing. I'll see if some co workers post some

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    Lightweight.

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    been down that road, whether you did or said something stupid isn't the worst part, it's that everyone else knows what you wish you knew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    been down that road, whether you did or said something stupid isn't the worst part, it's that everyone else knows what you wish you knew.
    Woke up and shot out a few texts asking about my behavior last night. Most of the responses went like "let's not talk about it", "you weren't too bad", "they should have cut you off", etc. so who really knows

    fuk, need to get my mind off it. Embarassing

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    Quote Originally Posted by actiondan View Post
    Lightweight.
    I would have been fine if I stopped at the actual party. But some co workers and I thought it was a good idea to go bar hopping all night

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    Did you fukk the bosses daughter or did she just take your drunk ass home?

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    Could've used sage advice last weekend

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Could've used sage advice last weekend
    is Sage a stripper

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    how was the boss's daughters head game what that mouf do?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlipsideRM View Post
    Woke up and shot out a few texts asking about my behavior last night. Most of the responses went like "let's not talk about it", "you weren't too bad", "they should have cut you off", etc. so who really knows

    fuk, need to get my mind off it. Embarassing
    Ya, Monday morning you will have the walk of shame.

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    Flipper, if this any reprieve, I had my hand down my girlfriend's (wife now) pants the last 2 hours of her xmas party. She worked for a bank at the time. We both didn't remember shit, her co-workers told her about it at work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMon View Post
    Flipper, if this any reprieve, I had my hand down my girlfriend's (wife now) pants the last 2 hours of her xmas party. She worked for a bank at the time. We both didn't remember shit, her co-workers told her about it at work.

    !!!!!

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    Flipper,
    Is the boss' daughter a dime or what?
    We need more info please.

    -SBR family.

    P.s.- fukk it, your boss probably did some fukked up shit back in the day.

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    Drinking at work parties is almost never a good idea. Except of course when you're banging the bosses daughter for 2 hours with whisky dick and puking on her pussy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Drinking at work parties is almost never a good idea. Except of course when you're banging the bosses daughter for 2 hours with whisky dick and puking on her pussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Drinking at work parties is almost never a good idea. Except of course when you're banging the bosses daughter for 2 hours with whisky dick and puking on her pussy.


    need pics if this shit happened.

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    Flip, we will need a vid on Monday if the boss calls you to his office. That conversation would have the potential to be epic

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    Everyone a stud here

    Good job

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    This thread is useless without pics

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    When you walk into work on monday, everyone is going to either shake their heads or give you a round of applause

    hope for the latter

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    Flip, if you get fired (and you pay me the money you owe me) (and apologize for making me chase you for it), I'll write you a letter of recommendation.

    Or better yet, you could go to JJ but instead of getting a letter of recommendation ask him to make you a "video of recommendation". I gotta believe that will land ya a good gig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by THam12 View Post
    Flipper,
    Is the boss' daughter a dime or what?
    We need more info please.

    -SBR family.

    P.s.- fukk it, your boss probably did some fukked up shit back in the day.
    boss probably conceived the daughter at an Xmas party

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    Classic stuff here

    Flipper your going to get fired

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Classic stuff here

    Flipper your going to get fired
    coach...flipper is hung over so take it easy on the firing. Better yet, if he got the ho knocked up and got fired... Yet knowing flipper and being fukked up, he found the


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    These kids do not think

    All they do is think with cocks
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    unreal pal

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    Bosses daughter is only 20 and she's a dime, I remember smoking a blunt with her in my apartment and passing out. I couldn't have fuked her with JJs dick at that point of the night. But she's deff on the hit list and is gonna get it. Still looking for pics, but I'm still recovering/hungover as Fuk

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    i did this when i first graduated college...went to my first work holiday party and noticed i was the only one continually going back to the bar to get another beer...like it was some sort of work xmas party etiquette only to drink 1 or 2....i can say that it had an effect on me moving up in the organization

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    Quote Originally Posted by gavin View Post
    i did this when i first graduated college...went to my first work holiday party and noticed i was the only one continually going back to the bar to get another beer...like it was some sort of work xmas party etiquette only to drink 1 or 2....i can say that it had an effect on me moving up in the organization
    We can see...you still stuck behind the cubicle???
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlipsideRM View Post
    Drank way too much. Ended up taking the bosses daughter home, or rather her taking me home. Wel see how things go on Monday when I'm back in the office. Wish me luck.

    who knows what drunken words were said out of my mouth to my co workers last night. Fuk me
    I'm thinking more this clown took the bosses son home during the Christmas party. Nice work kid

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    Quote Originally Posted by beerman2619 View Post
    I'm thinking more this clown took the bosses son home during the Christmas party. Nice work kid

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    Be careful Flipper. Boss' daughter probably took pictures that you do not want your boss to see.

    She gon' blackmail yo ass.

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    Rookie mistake

    Flipper will learn from it

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