Peddling For Money???

[jjgold]

Yeh I know I will get ripped here but yesterday for the 1st time I went to the streets and asked people for money. I have never done this before either and it was hard. I first set up shop by Newark airport with a fishing pole with a beer can attached to the end of it and had a sign next to it "Fishing for money" I made $80 because many thought I was creative.

I then got 200 star ledgers and sold them, I had a guy steal them from some Indian store early in AM. I made $75 on that.

Then went hardcore and had a cup asking people for money, I told many I needed it to find a home and I was homeless. I dressed like a bum and left the mink home. I had some trouble but I did scratch up another like $60


Finally went to another street corner and sold flowers, made $40.


I got $255 to pay with this weekend, I can turn that into $1000 pretty easy if I get breaks.


I just could not accept that I could not bet college football and would not let it happen. All my credit accounts are maxed and locked until I make payment.

No this is not a sob story just reality and trying to teach yo guys was gambling does.

Thanks

Joey Slats

[JBC77]

Never a dull moment in the life of Joey Slats.

[jjgold]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvfE5FKI3Ts

[The HG]

jj great vid, i'm gonna give you a big fat fu*kin multi-teamer in bases today, throw $2 down on it, that's 1/500th of a dime, hopefully it'll pop for low 4 figures somewhere, you'll have enough fu(kin scratch to play with for a week or so if you can fukkin control yourself and not blow it all in one day, and you won't have to beg or sell flowers or whatever the fu*k you're doing over there.

this won't be like last time, i came up with the best that i could, cause you said you needed 9 fukkin dimes in 2 days or some sick gambler sh*t like that, but today, I'm going to give you a multi-teamer that will pop, nothing forced.

i know you're going to fu*kin trash me for giving huge bases parlays that don't always win, but i do it for you altruistically, not for any accolades or bullsh*t, and when one of them does fukkin pop, i won't even want a thank you or nothing.

give me 15 minutes or so, i'll give it to you. no one inspires me to come up with the jackpot parlays like you do. if it wins, we'll TiVo larry craig's fukkin resignation speech and play a drinking game to it, every time he says fukkin "nasty" or "naughty" we do a shot, every time he lisps, we drink, but if he ever says "clinton" though, we have to chug the whole fukkin bottle.

ok give me a half hour to put this sh*t together for you.

[jjgold]

Ganch HG before I comment on your avatar.............I swear if that is you.......oh well forget it

[The HG]

ok here you go, a fukkin 10 teamer, should pay close to 300-1, throw down 8, take home 2400.

Wash ML
Wash under 9
Stl under 10
Milwaukee ML
Milwaukee over 9
Cleveland ML
Angels under 9
Toronto under 10
Dodgers +RL
Marlins over 10

[The HG]

then take another $2, and take those 10, and add these 5:

Atlanta under 10
TB ML
Marlins ML
Arizona over 10
Oakland ML

15,000+ to 1, ok? throw down $2, get back 30 fukkin dimes!

[onlooker]

Good luck with that money today JJ. I hope you turn a profit.

[MrX]

and left the mink home.

That's why you're gonna make it. You're always thinking.

[bigboydan]

Hey coach, Was that you I seen on the corner with that "Will work for food" ?

[remmy358]

joey slats - good luck on the plays today. i hope betjm cleared your deposit.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Hank Webber, Webber Sports DOT COM

[bigboydan]

Hey coach, Why not turn tout and start charging for your plays?

[onlooker]

Hey coach, Was that you I seen on the corner with that "Will work for food" ?

Has he put up your fence yet Dan? Maybe you can throw him a 50 so he can put in another parlay or something.

[bigboydan]

I'm still waiting for the coach to finish installing my fence Looker.

In his defense though he did tell me that he was waiting for SBR_John to go on vacation so he could steal...Err, I mean find the kind I'm wanting.