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  • stevek173
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    • 03-29-08
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    #1
    What's the most ****ed up thing you've ever done to make some quick cash?
    I bet there's some good stories in here
  • whatsgood5
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    • 10-13-09
    • 15359

    #2
    One time when I was real young, I took a quarter out of a wishing well. I think that's the worst...
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    • odusmykal
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      • 08-30-07
      • 3426

      #3
      Oh, all the dumb shit i've done for a few bucks.. I once ate 4 jars of pepperoncini peppers in 30 minutes for $50.. I never really thought they were that hot, but about half way thru, my mouth was pretty warm..
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      • JohnAnthony
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        • 04-30-09
        • 5110

        #4
        It wasn't for money. But I sat down with all the money I had in my wallet in a high stakes poker table - just needed the action badly.

        I had $1,500 in my wallet.

        I walked away with $0.
        "I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself."

        - D.H. Lawrence
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        • roasthawg
          SBR MVP
          • 11-09-07
          • 2990

          #5
          Taser gunned a kid and took a qp of weed from him.
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          • JohnAnthony
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            • 04-30-09
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            #6
            But by far the most stupid thing I've done to WIN money was laying $8,000 on Andy Murray about one year ago. I won, but it was stupid regardless.
            "I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself."

            - D.H. Lawrence
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            • whatsgood5
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              • 10-13-09
              • 15359

              #7
              Originally posted by odusmykal
              Oh, all the dumb shit i've done for a few bucks.. I once ate 4 jars of pepperoncini peppers in 30 minutes for $50.. I never really thought they were that hot, but about half way thru, my mouth was pretty warm..
              Holy shit, was it worth it?
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              • GiveMeaBJ
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                • 09-08-09
                • 8449

                #8
                Ate 100 McNuggets for good money, starved myself for 3 days for $5,000 documented it on here actually.
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                • Iwinyourmoney
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 04-18-07
                  • 18368

                  #9
                  Bj, starving urself would shrink ur stomach. Even competition eaters eat the night before
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                  • stevek173
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                    • 03-29-08
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by GiveMeaBJ
                    Ate 100 McNuggets for good money, starved myself for 3 days for $5,000 documented it on here actually.
                    I remember that
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                    • odusmykal
                      SBR MVP
                      • 08-30-07
                      • 3426

                      #11
                      Originally posted by whatsgood5
                      Holy shit, was it worth it?
                      That night, yeah.. The next morning, ..

                      +=
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                      • JohnAnthony
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                        • 04-30-09
                        • 5110

                        #12
                        Originally posted by GiveMeaBJ
                        Ate 100 McNuggets for good money, starved myself for 3 days for $5,000 documented it on here actually.
                        Wow, forgot to keep following that thread. I'm glad you won BJ!
                        "I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself."

                        - D.H. Lawrence
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                        • diamond
                          SBR MVP
                          • 02-09-06
                          • 3636

                          #13
                          Originally posted by JohnAnthony
                          But by far the most stupid thing I've done to WIN money was laying $8,000 on Andy Murray about one year ago. I won, but it was stupid regardless.
                          Who was it against again?
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                          • GiveMeaBJ
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 09-08-09
                            • 8449

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Iwinyourmoney
                            Bj, starving urself would shrink ur stomach. Even competition eaters eat the night before
                            No, no, no you have it wrong. I guess the way I posted it was confusing. I ate 100 mcnuggets for money and then years later a few months ago starved myself for 72 hours for +500 odds on $1,000.
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                            • dwaechte
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                              • 08-27-07
                              • 5481

                              #15
                              JJ sucked someone off for rent money.
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                              • johncrud
                                SBR MVP
                                • 04-06-09
                                • 1322

                                #16
                                Probably someone suck some cock for 5 bucks..
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                                • daneblazer
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                                  • 09-14-08
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                                  #17
                                  I've taken shot glasses of Tabasco for a few bucks.

                                  Threw in 20 bucks each and had a "contest" with some friends to see who could drink the most beers in one day. From noon to about 3am I drank 42 coors lights or so...lost count in the 30s
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                                  • JohnAnthony
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                                    • 04-30-09
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                                    #18
                                    Threw in 20 bucks each and had a "contest" with some friends to see who could drink the most beers in one day. From noon to about 3am I drank 42 coors lights.
                                    Jesus ****ing Christo...
                                    "I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself."

                                    - D.H. Lawrence
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                                    • stevek173
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                                      • 03-29-08
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by daneblazer
                                      I've taken shot glasses of Tabasco for a few bucks.

                                      Threw in 20 bucks each and had a "contest" with some friends to see who could drink the most beers in one day. From noon to about 3am I drank 42 coors lights or so...lost count in the 30s
                                      That is a SOLID effort

                                      a) did u win
                                      b) how much did u win
                                      c) how much was the prize
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                                      • odusmykal
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 08-30-07
                                        • 3426

                                        #20
                                        I once talked a buddy into trying to drink a gallon of milk in an hour without getting sick.. It sounds so easy, but its almost impossible.. I won maybe $20 when he couldn't do it..
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                                        • JohnAnthony
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                                          • 04-30-09
                                          • 5110

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by odusmykal
                                          I once talked a buddy into trying to drink a gallon of milk in an hour without getting sick.. It sounds so easy, but its almost impossible.. I won maybe $20 when he couldn't do it..
                                          Man, I drink two glasses first thing in the morning (when I do wake up during morning hours) and I feel insta-sick. Nice +EV bet
                                          "I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself."

                                          - D.H. Lawrence
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                                          • daneblazer
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                                            • 09-14-08
                                            • 27861

                                            #22
                                            There were 6 of us so really only came ahead $100. I guess the money wasn't a motivator. That day we went to watch UGA play GA Southern then went to Knoxville the next day to the UT/UNLV game. The messed up thing is in Knoxville between the 6 of us we downed a little over 2 half gallons of Beam. Haven't been able to drink either of those two since....ugh
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                                            • daneblazer
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                                              • 09-14-08
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by odusmykal
                                              I once talked a buddy into trying to drink a gallon of milk in an hour without getting sick.. It sounds so easy, but its almost impossible.. I won maybe $20 when he couldn't do it..
                                              the dairy challenge!
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                                              • odusmykal
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                                                • 08-30-07
                                                • 3426

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by JohnAnthony
                                                Man, I drink two glasses first thing in the morning (when I do wake up during morning hours) and I feel insta-sick. Nice +EV bet
                                                You would think in an hour, it would be no problem.. Thats a long time.. I even told him he could make chocolate milk with it so it'd taste sweeter.. He ended up yakkin it all back up and cursing me the rest of the day while i laughed at him..
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                                                • bobbyfk
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 01-19-09
                                                  • 15218

                                                  #25
                                                  a few months ago i did something called CraigsPimp where you post ads on craigslist pretending to be looking for a quickie and when people respond to the ad it re-directs them to a dating service..got about .5 per response from each ad..quit when CL banned my IP address but i made a good $30 or so in a couple days for easy work

                                                  also did expo TV reviews of different products for like $5 a review
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                                                  • soaked in sweat
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                                                    • 02-13-09
                                                    • 1159

                                                    #26
                                                    drank a cup of vegatable oil for $20.
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                                                    • Brock Landers
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 06-30-08
                                                      • 45359

                                                      #27
                                                      sold blood plasma for 40 bux, was sick the entire rest of the day because i hadn't eaten nearly enough ahead of time, almost shit myself in the chair, basically thought i was going to die for an hour or two afterwards. All for 40 bux cash. Never again.
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                                                      • odusmykal
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 08-30-07
                                                        • 3426

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by soaked in sweat
                                                        drank a cup of vegatable oil for $20.
                                                        Wow.. No way i could do that.. Hell, i'd even be willing to pay a friend of mine to do that..
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                                                        • JohnAnthony
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                                                          • 04-30-09
                                                          • 5110

                                                          #29
                                                          a few months ago i did something called CraigsPimp where you post ads on craigslist pretending to be looking for a quickie and when people respond to the ad it re-directs them to a dating service..got about .5 per response from each ad..quit when CL banned my IP address but i made a good $30 or so in a couple days for easy work
                                                          You should nurture your internet money making skills Bobby. Made tons of money when I was your age.
                                                          "I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself."

                                                          - D.H. Lawrence
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                                                          • Durrrr
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                                                            • 11-07-09
                                                            • 1314

                                                            #30
                                                            licked a cow heart for $5 a long time ago.
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                                                            • JohnAnthony
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                                                              • 04-30-09
                                                              • 5110

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Durrrr
                                                              licked a cow heart for $5 a long time ago.
                                                              That's the easiest $5 ever made. Unless the cow was alive
                                                              "I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself."

                                                              - D.H. Lawrence
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                                                              • whatsgood5
                                                                Restricted User
                                                                • 10-13-09
                                                                • 15359

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by odusmykal
                                                                You would think in an hour, it would be no problem.. Thats a long time.. I even told him he could make chocolate milk with it so it'd taste sweeter.. He ended up yakkin it all back up and cursing me the rest of the day while i laughed at him..
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                                                                • Poker_Beast
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                                                                  • 09-14-06
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Good stories
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                                                                  • wtf
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                                                                    • 08-22-08
                                                                    • 12983

                                                                    #34
                                                                    very ashamed to admit this

                                                                    but we are all friends here

                                                                    i let JJ blow me for 500 bucks
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                                                                    • Mr. Peepers
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 09-22-09
                                                                      • 1425

                                                                      #35
                                                                      ate dog poo dipped in Coco for 100 bucks
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