1. #36
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    Just bet dogs for 1 dollar...50-1 shots, they actually hit..You should be even for year or down 50-100 bucks at worse..for the whole year

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    update #1 havn't even logged into any of the books, so far so good.

    barca i've tried that i tried the 50cent paralys on 5dimes, its not the same just like heroin addicts who build up a tolerance they need more to get to that high. I need to have at minimum $25 on a game to feel something. its disgusting but im gonna beat this

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    I have actually quit betting about 2-3 months ago and was not doing it for 2 weeks. It did not ger harder for me, it got easier. I didnt have to check the odds and scores such and I was much more relaxed. It was great. But than I got in a huge fight with my wife and started to bet again just to piss her off...And now Im back in the game ..stupid I know..but Im mentally preparing to quit again bacause I have no discipline and Im prone to tilting..too many all ins

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    i relapsed but I won so its not so bad.

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    Buxler come back soon

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    Ride your addiction til the wheels fall off. Once you hit rock bottom, your perspective will be changed for the better and you will be freerolling in life.

    Or conversely work your ass off at gambling, put in tons of hours, build contacts, and make a business out of it. If you like poker, it is very easy to grind out a steady income and live well. My first year online was low 6 figures and a top 200 world rank over many consecutive years, starting over a decade ago.

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    If you go to a restaurant with SBR posters was time to pay the bill you'll see so many guys doing Sbr shuffle

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    If you go to a restaurant with SBR posters was time to pay the bill you'll see so many guys doing Sbr shuffle
    You should see the 2+2 shuffle, heard the guys over there brag incessantly about "ball'in" and gambling/poker skills while simultaneously asking for stakes and handouts, .

    Gotta learn to go it alone sometimes and realize the value of your own company vs. the gambling degens and users. I am in the market a new pug puppy though, truly man's best friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by warbux View Post
    update #1 havn't even logged into any of the books, so far so good.

    barca i've tried that i tried the 50cent paralys on 5dimes, its not the same just like heroin addicts who build up a tolerance they need more to get to that high. I need to have at minimum $25 on a game to feel something. its disgusting but im gonna beat this
    Deposit $20 in an account and tell yourself no reloads for two weeks. You'll be amazed how much fun a $2 bet can be...

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    Doin da sbr shuffle mang

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    Mang shuffle sbr da doin

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    Spot bet. Pick your spots. Manage your Roll' responsibly and go big every once in a while on a spot bet. It works.

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    Your a 1990 ford festiva out of gas with a hole in the muffler

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    Is mastering the SBR shuffle similar to mastering the pimp limp? Helluva lot harder than it looks, takes lots of practice....


    http://img.pandawhale.com/46600-Pimp...Imgur-IOCD.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    If you go to a restaurant with SBR posters was time to pay the bill you'll see so many guys doing Sbr shuffle
    Or conveniently forgot the wallet in the car.

    Illini, check in.

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    Unleash your inner masochist. Bet 1/10 br size units on Pinnacle closers. Go broke, and experience the stimulation of reevaluating your perspective and realizing money ain't shit, half the fun is rebuilding it.

    Reminds me of the Foo Fighter's lyric:

    It's times like these you learn to live again
    It's times like these you give and give again
    It's times like these you learn to love again
    It's times like these time and time again

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    Or conveniently forgot the wallet in the car.

    Illini, check in.
    or after you pick up the bill for your friends and the one douche says, "oh i'll get the tip"

    then leaves the 3 crumpled dollar bills had in his pocket like an ignorant prikk

    piece of fukkin trash inconsiderate worthless steaming pile motherfukker

    we still cool though Smokey

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    or after you pick up the bill for your friends and the one douche says, "oh i'll get the tip"then leaves the 3 crumpled dollar bills had in his pocket like an ignorant prikkpiece of fukkin trash inconsiderate worthless steaming pile motherfukker we still cool though Smokey

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    Smokey i had to go back and leave a twenty sheet that was fukked up mayne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    or after you pick up the bill for your friends and the one douche says, "oh i'll get the tip"

    then leaves the 3 crumpled dollar bills had in his pocket like an ignorant prikk

    piece of fukkin trash inconsiderate worthless steaming pile motherfukker

    we still cool though Smokey
    Manny, I did a stint waiting tables when I was younger. I'd take those crumpled singles over a pile of coin for tip(pennies and nickels). Happened to me once. Table of middle-aged women. My supervisor saw that it freaked me out, she told me not to take it personal, that the ladies are regulars and it's typical for them to tip that way. Fukkin people eh, they didn't consider that insulting.

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    Need losers to pay the winners!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkside Magick View Post
    Need losers to pay the winners!!!!
    +1 Keep the markets nice and juicy with the money from the lossers! Feeding off of the manure of mediocrity.

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    Bear get you some OG KUSH or 24k tangerine

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    Quote Originally Posted by warbux View Post
    update #1 havn't even logged into any of the books, so far so good.

    barca i've tried that i tried the 50cent paralys on 5Dimes, its not the same just like heroin addicts who build up a tolerance they need more to get to that high. I need to have at minimum $25 on a game to feel something. its disgusting but im gonna beat this
    lol same here. Minimum of $20-$25 to feel something

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    betting smaller does help

    betting bigger...better high

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    Take that money that you wanna load and invest it in a 401k...don't be old and broke like TTwarrior etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Naz Fendi View Post
    Spot bet. Pick your spots. Manage your Roll' responsibly and go big every once in a while on a spot bet. It works.
    any spot bets tonight?

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    This is the 3rd or 4th thread I have seen about anxiety this morning? Whos bumping these? Get some nuts and take a gigantic bong hit and quit crying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarunas View Post
    no! not is the junkman, sirs.

    heres, make the listening!

    make the sitting with yous woman on the table. 'wife, I's make the gambling! I's apologizeing. make loose so much the moneys! but, listens now, wife; yous have prefers on the husband make loose all the moneys in the gamblings or yous have prefers on the husband who make-ing the sexual milks in yous mouth in the daily evenings?'


    wells, if wife make prefers on yous loose gamblings, is okay.

    but! if wife make prefers on vacuum inhalations of yous sexual milks for all the days... whys, thens you make the quitting on the gamblings for all the days of yous life.


    this not is the win-win situations.

    is the win-or-milk-in-wife-mouths situation.

    Hall of famer

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    Drug

    Most here it is all we have

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