Lol: Family Member Asked Me If I Am Gay

Chinky42 · 12-25-09, 12:26 AM

JJ she prolly wanted to fukk you. it's incest but hey go for it

jjgold · 12-25-09, 12:36 AM

Thanks Paver

pico · 12-25-09, 12:37 AM

is she the aunt who you came too quick

SlickFazzer · 12-25-09, 12:38 AM

i dont believe jj is a homasexual.

xxdjstriderxx · 12-25-09, 12:57 AM

blittydeuce · 12-25-09, 12:59 AM

lol

moses millsap · 12-25-09, 12:59 AM

you should have told her her husband molested you when you were young

that wouldve gotten the xmas party going for sure

JetsMatt85 · 12-25-09, 01:01 AM

JJ show her your huge penis then she'll understand why

flyingillini · 12-25-09, 01:12 AM

JJ, I want you to post a video from the bathroom where you are looking at porn, doing a line while hiding from Tabitha.

clover12346 · 12-25-09, 01:38 AM

Tell her your not gay you just like mancok

MilfDriller · 12-25-09, 02:08 AM

JJ, go to Colombia or Asia and buy yourself a wife already.

JetsMatt85 · 12-25-09, 02:11 AM

^^^lolllll

prolly the most sound advice in this thread though. that could be an idea for his next video -- JJ contacts a mail-order bride.

Deuce · 12-25-09, 03:25 AM

Prob the same broad he owes 20k and is disinherited from.

wtf · 12-25-09, 03:56 AM

jj, you have made a comment about the size and or girth of virtually every posters cock on the board

this wanting to "bang" broads is just a ruse, your a fag, that is cool, now smoke those polls for xmas

gummo · 12-25-09, 05:31 AM

I think when she saw your Seer desktop background that pretty much gave it away.

BEANTOWNJIM · 12-25-09, 05:57 AM

JJGOLD I KNOW YOU AND I THINK YOU ARE HETEROSEXUEL BUT LETS JUST LOOK AT IT FROM YOUR AUNTS POINT OF VIEW FOR A MINUTE

YOUR 45 YEARS OLD AND NEVER BEEN MARRIED
YOUR BALD
YOU HAVE AN OUTGOING PERSONALITY
YOU DO A NICE JOB WITH YOUR INTERIOR DECORATING OF YOUR HOUSE
YOUR HOUSE IS SPOTLESS FROM WHAT WE SEE IN THE VIDEOS
JJGOLD IF I DIDNT KNOW YOU I MIGHT THINK YOU HAVE A FAG SMILE OR PERVERT
JJGOLD I CANT REMEMBER IF YOU FAILED MY MENS FIGURE SKATING TEST

BOTTOM LINE HERE JJGOLD IS MAYBE IF YOU LOOK AT IT FROM YOUR AUNTS POINT OF VIEW SHE HAS A GOOD POINT

I ALWAYS GAVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT BUT MAYBE YOU FOOLED YOUR OLD PAL BEANTOWNJIM ALSO

BOYS LOOK AT JJGOLD HOUSE NO F-CKING HETEROSEXUEL COMPULSIVE GAMBLER HAS A HOUSE THAT IS THAT CLEAN MY LOVELY WIFE ALLOWS ME MY OWN COMPUTER ROOM AND ON MORE THAN ON OCCASION SHE SAID SHE WAS GOING TO CALL THE BOARD OF HEALTH TO HAVE MY ROOM CONDEMED.

BEANTOWNJIM · 12-25-09, 07:58 AM

JJGOLD I AM JUST SHOCKED NOBODY IN YOUR FAMILY ASKED YOU EARLIER ALL THE SIGNS ARE THERE

YOUR NEAT AND CLEAN

YOU HAVE A FLAMBOYANT SMILE

NEVER MARRIED NEVER WITH ANY WOMEN ON THE HOLIDAYS

WHAT THE F-CK ELSE WOULD YOU BE BUT GAY JESUS F-CKING CHRIST I AM WORRIED ABOUT YOU MYSELF

jjgold · 12-25-09, 08:13 AM

Jimmy I wish I had no company to make a video. Jimmy I swear I am straight but have no confidence and more afraid of women, Jimmy I am a bald fuk and that kills it . Jimmy the poster SSLP has no hair and he never gets laid or had a woman but no one ever says anything him.

Jimmy I might get a girl to come around with me and fake it is my girl just to get the pressure off.

Jimmy do you what it feels to have a 2.5 inch cock?

Flying Dutchman · 12-25-09, 08:45 AM

JJ, you should go for the ugly ones with back hair...

...they'll appreciate you. You'll get laid.

jjgold · 12-25-09, 08:46 AM

Dutcher I will fuk anything even if she is 220

I am hungry

UMAGA · 12-25-09, 08:47 AM

That can't be good for you. So whos been relieving your urges?

Hannah

jjgold · 12-25-09, 08:48 AM

UMAGA I watch porn usually and also put Penthouse Mags under my cock as I sleep and rub them

UMAGA · 12-25-09, 09:05 AM

LOL, this thread can't be serious, right JJ. I was just kidding just to let you know. But anyways, I don't know how old you are but if you go to the local scenes, I am sure you would be able to hook up with someone. Before I was married, one nighters were fine with me as I didn't have to spend anything on her. You can't be that afraid of women bro as its the male instinct to get at any women. Are you asian, 2.5 inches is small. My thumb is bigger than that. LOL!

jjgold · 12-25-09, 09:12 AM

Not Asian guy

I am dead serious with this thread and I think at times this has happened. It is natural to assume your gay if your never with a girl. I deal with it no biggie. I will never ever admit to these people I cannot get a girl because that is embarassing.

Good Luck Pal