Lol
questioned why she never sees me with a girl.
I was good and just said no and laughed it off.
Fuk her
questioned why she never sees me with a girl.
I was good and just said no and laughed it off.
Fuk her
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This is why not into family gatherings. Don't get me wrong I wish them all great health and happiness.Comment -
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Tell her to hook you up with some women.....
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Wait, are you?Comment -
No
straight as a fukkin arrowComment -
Who is she jj , your cuzing, aunt who?Comment -
you have gay man lips. they are too nice and too smooth.Comment -
JJOriginally posted by jjgold
the correct answer is NO I am not gay, my boyfriend is.......Comment -
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i might have forwarded that x-tube video to her on accident coach...could be where she got the idea fromComment -
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I think you will snap within the next 24hours or so, JJ. You're not used to company.....you're antisocial and a loner. Will you be making a meltdown video again like on Thanksgiving?Comment -
Funny responses
she was my aunt
actually normal question to ask to a guy that never has a girl. What the fuk was I suppose to say? I cannot get laid? No one likes me.Comment -
If you haven't been laid for 15 years you are not straight or gay..you are asexualComment -
Take a escort next time , one that looks like a pornstar.Originally posted by jjgold
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exactlyOriginally posted by pacoTake a escort next time , one that looks like a pornstar.Comment -
Paco hook JJ up manComment -
no problem, either if he ever comes to Detroit (which i doubt he will ever come) , or if i go to NJOriginally posted by Jimmy0607
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I would have said " I'm not gay just happy. I enjoy nasty girls" That will have the subject dropped quickly.Comment -
Escorts are fake and no challenge. I do not want to pay for it.Comment -
you're the man webber.Comment -
You never go out at night or don't go to church on Sundays and don't go to weddings. How do you expect to meet women? They are not going to come to your house dummy.Originally posted by jjgoldComment -
grocery storeOriginally posted by pavyracer
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Originally posted by pavyracer
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homoComment -
JJ tell her you're perfectly straight and that if she wants proof then to ask about when you were going to beat off on that couples couch while they fukked
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hah great thread, tough one JJ hang in there dudeComment -
10 Tips for Approaching Single Women
Here are 10 surefire ways to intrigue her every time:
1. Observe something. Make a comment about something you observe in the environment. This is especially effective at the grocery store. For example, if she is ordering a turkey sandwich, ask her if the turkey is good here.
Make your comment immediate to the situation and it will seem perfectly natural. No matter where you are, there is always something interesting to comment on.
2. Smile. This shows her that you are friendly and confident. A genuine smile not only feels good to you, but will put her at ease while creating openness in the interaction -- a requirement for building rapport.
3. Do not hesitate. If you hesitate in your approach, this tells her that you are not feeling confident -- an immediate turn-off. When you see her, walk over to her within a short period of time (the three-second rule). Show her you are a man who knows what he wants and goes after it.
4. Positive body language. If you approach hunched over with your head down, you are sending negative information about yourself, which makes you dead in the water before you begin. Stand up straight, with shoulders back and chest out, and use a firm yet relaxed walk.
5. Not too fast. If you walk over too fast, you could likely trigger her internal alarm. A calm, casual approach is usually the best way to make her feel at ease with you.
6. Keep eye contact. Never be the first to break eye contact when you approach. If you do, this sends the message that you are not feeling good about approaching. When you use strong eye contact, she will feel more drawn to you. With practice, you can master this.
7. Listen up. Make sure you pay careful attention to what she says. Do not have your response pre-thought out. Women love a man who pays attention to the details of what she says. If you start throwing out random words, she will lose interest fast.
8. Do not fidget. Fidgeting after you approach is distracting and shows you are uncomfortable. If you communicate that you are uncomfortable, she will feel uncomfortable, too, and will close up. Practice being aware of your movements. Pay attention to those movements, or lack of movements, that communicate comfort and confidence.
9. Lighten your tone of voice. The tone of your voice is a very powerful tool. Approaching her in a light and playful tone is one of the best ways to start. You could also begin in a serious tone, accusing her of something like "I hope you saved some turkey for me," followed by a quick smile to let her know you are joking. Practice playing with your vocal tone with your friends -- notice the different reactions you get when you say the exact same thing using varied tones and fluctuations.
10. Lean away from her. A man who leans in too far when he talks often makes a woman feel crowded. A better approach is to lean away from her slightly. This lets her know that you respect her space, boundaries, and are comfortable with yourself.Comment -
No, tell em about all that yak you snort! First video I saw of yours I knew in the first 15-25 seconds of dialogue you were a big time coke head.Originally posted by jjgoldComment -
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good response pavyracer.
#4 pretty much cancels me out.
... you guys figure it out.
but I still hook in the ladies with confidence.
how do I have 186 points?blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
overall: 63-34 +$40,290Comment -
blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
overall: 63-34 +$40,290Comment
