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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Lol: Family Member Asked Me If I Am Gay
    Lol

    questioned why she never sees me with a girl.

    I was good and just said no and laughed it off.

    Fuk her
  • paco
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 05-07-09
    • 62873

    #2
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
      This is why not into family gatherings. Don't get me wrong I wish them all great health and happiness.
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      • LLXC
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 12-10-06
        • 8972

        #4
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        • TomDwan
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 11-24-09
          • 876

          #5
          Tell her to hook you up with some women.....
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          • Jimmy0607
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 04-09-09
            • 7785

            #6
            Wait, are you?
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #7
              No

              straight as a fukkin arrow
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              • Jimmy0607
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 04-09-09
                • 7785

                #8
                Who is she jj , your cuzing, aunt who?
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                • Masu485
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 08-14-08
                  • 7700

                  #9
                  you have gay man lips. they are too nice and too smooth.
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                  • 20Four7
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 04-08-07
                    • 6703

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jjgold
                    Lol

                    questioned why she never sees me with a girl.

                    I was good and just said no and laughed it off.

                    Fuk her
                    JJ

                    the correct answer is NO I am not gay, my boyfriend is.......
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                    • juni
                      SBR High Roller
                      • 10-03-09
                      • 169

                      #11
                      lol
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                      • raydog
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 11-07-07
                        • 6984

                        #12
                        i might have forwarded that x-tube video to her on accident coach...could be where she got the idea from
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                        • paco
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 05-07-09
                          • 62873

                          #13

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                          • RealSlimShady
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 12-24-07
                            • 6249

                            #14
                            I think you will snap within the next 24hours or so, JJ. You're not used to company.....you're antisocial and a loner. Will you be making a meltdown video again like on Thanksgiving?
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                            • jjgold
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-20-05
                              • 388179

                              #15
                              Funny responses

                              she was my aunt

                              actually normal question to ask to a guy that never has a girl. What the fuk was I suppose to say? I cannot get laid? No one likes me.
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                              • pavyracer
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 04-12-07
                                • 82841

                                #16
                                If you haven't been laid for 15 years you are not straight or gay..you are asexual
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                                • paco
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 05-07-09
                                  • 62873

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                  Funny responses she was my aunt actually normal question to ask to a guy that never has a girl. What the fuk was I suppose to say? I cannot get laid? No one likes me.
                                  Take a escort next time , one that looks like a pornstar.
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                                  • Jimmy0607
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 04-09-09
                                    • 7785

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by paco
                                    Take a escort next time , one that looks like a pornstar.
                                    exactly
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                                    • Jimmy0607
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 04-09-09
                                      • 7785

                                      #19
                                      Paco hook JJ up man
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                                      • paco
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 05-07-09
                                        • 62873

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Jimmy0607
                                        Paco hook JJ up man
                                        no problem, either if he ever comes to Detroit (which i doubt he will ever come) , or if i go to NJ
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                                        • thezbar
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 08-29-06
                                          • 6425

                                          #21
                                          I would have said " I'm not gay just happy. I enjoy nasty girls" That will have the subject dropped quickly.
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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388179

                                            #22
                                            Escorts are fake and no challenge. I do not want to pay for it.
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                                            • TobiasFunke
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 02-12-09
                                              • 1999

                                              #23
                                              you're the man webber.
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                                              • pavyracer
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 04-12-07
                                                • 82841

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                Escorts are fake and no challenge. I do not want to pay for it.
                                                You never go out at night or don't go to church on Sundays and don't go to weddings. How do you expect to meet women? They are not going to come to your house dummy.
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                                                • paco
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 05-07-09
                                                  • 62873

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                  You never go out at night or don't to church on Sundays and don't go to weddings. How do you expect to meet women. They are not going to come to your house dummy.
                                                  grocery store
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                                                  • Jimmy0607
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 04-09-09
                                                    • 7785

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                    You never go out at night or don't to church on Sundays and don't go to weddings. How do you expect to meet women. They are not going to come to your house dummy.
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                                                    • 1st and Ten
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 11-13-09
                                                      • 5131

                                                      #27
                                                      homo
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                                                      • JetsMatt85
                                                        SBR Sharp
                                                        • 12-01-09
                                                        • 393

                                                        #28
                                                        JJ tell her you're perfectly straight and that if she wants proof then to ask about when you were going to beat off on that couples couch while they fukked
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                                                        • Jimmy0607
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 04-09-09
                                                          • 7785

                                                          #29
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                                                          • stevek173
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 03-29-08
                                                            • 27598

                                                            #30
                                                            hah great thread, tough one JJ hang in there dude
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                                                            • pavyracer
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 04-12-07
                                                              • 82841

                                                              #31
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                                                              • KiDBaZkiT
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 10-20-09
                                                                • 14962

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                Funny responses

                                                                she was my aunt

                                                                actually normal question to ask to a guy that never has a girl. What the fuk was I suppose to say? I cannot get laid? No one likes me.
                                                                No, tell em about all that yak you snort! First video I saw of yours I knew in the first 15-25 seconds of dialogue you were a big time coke head.
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                                                                • Rowdy Rolex
                                                                  SBR High Roller
                                                                  • 03-26-08
                                                                  • 223

                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • GELATINOUS CUBE
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 08-09-09
                                                                    • 4534

                                                                    #34
                                                                    good response pavyracer.

                                                                    #4 pretty much cancels me out. ... you guys figure it out.

                                                                    but I still hook in the ladies with confidence.

                                                                    how do I have 186 points?
                                                                    blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
                                                                    mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
                                                                    gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
                                                                    overall: 63-34 +$40,290
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                                                                    • GELATINOUS CUBE
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 08-09-09
                                                                      • 4534

                                                                      #35
                                                                      wow xmas bonus I guess!



                                                                      thanks.. that wasn't my 2000th post was it?
                                                                      blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
                                                                      mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
                                                                      gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
                                                                      overall: 63-34 +$40,290
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