Anyone else thinking of playing exclusively at Rebatewager in 2010?

[pokernut9999]

You people all failed 4th grade stats class didn't you?

In reference to what Sir ?

[Matt Rain]

JJ, you crack me up when you try to sound serious. The Pauly Shore act suits you best, pal.

pokernut, my whole point is that I'm no better than RW, I just work with a much smaller moving target than them (and you, presumably). You and RW/Blackie need to stop trying to act tough and all-knowing - that +110 both ways is what allows y'all to thrive, nothing more.

re: that Panthers bet, I was following real money bet at the 3 real offshore bookies. T'was a damn good bet too!

[jjgold]

Matty the credit business can be dangerous

[pokernut9999]

Funny , I thought the Panthers lost .

[MonkeyF0cker]

Jan 01 703 ORL MAGIC
8:05PM 704 MIN T`WOLVES +8-110

[Matt Rain]

Yeah pokernut, my bets usually win. Don't know what possessed me to bet on a losing team.

Clown.

[Bread]

I like when Matty gets nasty. Mattay! Stop texting me at 5am ya crackhead!

[Bread]

My first name ain't Baby. It's MATTAY! RAIN if you nasty!

[pokernut9999]

Yeah pokernut, my bets usually win. Don't know what possessed me to bet on a losing team.

Clown.

Twas a damn good bet

Do they get extra credit ?

[MonkeyF0cker]

Jan 01 243 FLORIDA STATE
1:00PM 244 WEST VIRGINIA -2½-110

[MonkeyF0cker]

Jan 01 245 LSU
1:00PM 246 PENN STATE +1-110

[BLACKIE]

JJ, you crack me up when you try to sound serious. The Pauly Shore act suits you best, pal.

pokernut, my whole point is that I'm no better than RW, I just work with a much smaller moving target than them (and you, presumably). You and RW/Blackie need to stop trying to act tough and all-knowing - that +110 both ways is what allows y'all to thrive, nothing more.

re: that Panthers bet, I was following real money bet at the 3 real offshore bookies. T'was a damn good bet too!

MR,

It's not about being all knowing or acting tough. It's about engaging in conversation and sharing my knowledge of the industry. As an owner I get as much enjoyment out of this forum as most of you do. Living offshore is a far cry from big city life and SBR is an enjoyable part of my day.

Best of Luck to you all for the New Year.

[Matt Rain]

pokernut, please book my action.

[Bread]

Pokernut plz bring back the silly little bunny rabbit avatar. It would make me laugh uncontrollably in this thread.

Thx playa.

[MilfDriller]

Was actually quite surprised to see that you have absolutely no idea what you're doing. And if you continue to follow durito's advice, you will not finish at even 50%. It is perhaps even more surprising that you have never attempted this simple exercise on your own. And apparently durito has not done so either, for he would not have given you such stupid advice.

I may have missed one as I idly looked at yest's posts, but I thought you were 15-20 rather than 16-20. Although I am not your greatest fan, I would rather you win this than lose. Here are 2 suggestions that you definitely must consider before moving forward:

1. Do not continue to follow durito's advice.

2. Make sure that when you arrive to 60 total picks that your record is better than 26-34. (If your requirement were to be to hit 101, you would have to go 75-65 [53.57%] to finish things off. That can be easily done, but not w/ the current method you are using.... But I think they are simply requesting you hit 100.)

[durito]

Was actually quite surprised to see that you have absolutely no idea what you're doing. And if you continue to follow durito's advice, you will not finish at even 50%. It is perhaps even more surprising that you have never attempted this simple exercise on your own. And apparently durito has not done so either, for he would not have given you such stupid advice.

I may have missed one as I idly looked at yest's posts, but I thought you were 15-20 rather than 16-20. Although I am not your greatest fan, I would rather you win this than lose. Here are 2 suggestions that you definitely must consider before moving forward:

1. Do not continue to follow durito's advice.

2. Make sure that when you arrive to 60 total picks that your record is better than 26-34. (If your requirement were to be to hit 101, you would have to go 75-65 [53.57%] to finish things off. That can be easily done, but not w/ the current method you are using.... But I think they are simply requesting you hit 100.)

What exactly was my advice?

[MonkeyF0cker]

Jan 01 247 OHIO STATE +4½-105
5:00PM 248 OREGON

[MilfDriller]

Here is a simple exercise of how to hit 60% for December.

Notice that 2 of the first 3 picks lost by 2 pts and then 1 pt. That produced an 0-3 start. At that point, it was required that I hit > 70% for the rest of the month to finish at 60%. Or rather, to hit 12 of my last 17 picks.

This is the same problem you will run into if you do not heed my suggestions above... although you are aiming for the lofty 50% rather than 60%.

1. PHO/NYK ^227.0, -107..................................... ..........loss............................126-99
2. CLEM -ML- > ILL for 2Half, +125...................................loss.............................49-27
3. HOU/GSW ^221.0, +104.................................... .........loss............................111-109
4. FERRER/STEP ^39.5, -110..................................... ......win........... ..................26-23
5. UTA -4.0 > IND for 1Half, -115..................................... win................. ............57-44
6. COL/OSU Under 67.5 for 2Half, +100.............................loss.............................43-33
7. OITA TR./OMIYA ARD. Und 2.5 , -129...........................win....... .................... ...1-1
8. FLA -3.0 > BAMA for 1Half, +104..................................loss..............................19-13
9. CIN -0.5 > PITT for 2Half, -120..................................... win................. ..............28-13
10. CAL/WASH Und 57.5, -105..................................... ....win............. ..................42-10
11. TEX/NEB ^23.0 for 2Half, +120...................................loss..............................6-6
12. HOU/POR Und 96.0 for 2Half, +104.............................win.... .................... .......45-41
13. KC +6.0 > DEN, +102.................................... .............loss..............................44-13
14. SEA -ML- > SF for 1Q, -104..................................... ....push............ .................7-7
15. SEA -PK- > SF for 2Half, +108.................................... .win................ ..............6-3
16. ARI/OK Under 78.0 for 2Half, -115..............................win.... .................... .......36-35
17. BUTL/G.TWN Und 69.5 for 2Half, +107..........................win....... .................... ...34-33
18. SDC/DAL ^24.0 for 2Half, +110...................................p ush................. ...........14-10
19. PSU +7.0 > SMC for 2Half, -115....................................loss...............................55-43
20. MEM/ATL ^100.5 for 2Half, +100.................................win .................... ............59-55
21. CLE -ML- > ATL, -245..................................... ..............win... ............................106-101
22. STAN +10.0 > OKLA, -110..................................... .......win.......... ......................31-27


12-8-2 , +3.97 (60.00%)

[durito]

Here is a simple exercise of how to hit 60% for December.

Notice that 2 of the first 3 picks lost by 2 pts and then 1 pt. That produced an 0-3 start. At that point, it was required that I hit > 70% for the rest of the month to finish at 60%. Or rather, to hit 12 of my last 17 picks.

This is the same problem you will run into if you do not heed my suggestions above... although you are aiming for the lofty 50% rather than 60%.

1. PHO/NYK ^227.0, -107..................................... ..........loss............................126-99
2. CLEM -ML- > ILL for 2Half, +125...................................loss.............................49-27
3. HOU/GSW ^221.0, +104.................................... .........loss............................111-109
4. FERRER/STEP ^39.5, -110..................................... ......win........... ..................26-23
5. UTA -4.0 > IND for 1Half, -115..................................... win................. ............57-44
6. COL/OSU Under 67.5 for 2Half, +100.............................loss.............................43-33
7. OITA TR./OMIYA ARD. Und 2.5 , -129...........................win....... .................... ...1-1
8. FLA -3.0 > BAMA for 1Half, +104..................................loss..............................19-13
9. CIN -0.5 > PITT for 2Half, -120..................................... win................. ..............28-13
10. CAL/WASH Und 57.5, -105..................................... ....win............. ..................42-10
11. TEX/NEB ^23.0 for 2Half, +120...................................loss..............................6-6
12. HOU/POR Und 96.0 for 2Half, +104.............................win.... .................... .......45-41
13. KC +6.0 > DEN, +102.................................... .............loss..............................44-13
14. SEA -ML- > SF for 1Q, -104..................................... ....push............ .................7-7
15. SEA -PK- > SF for 2Half, +108.................................... .win................ ..............6-3
16. ARI/OK Under 78.0 for 2Half, -115..............................win.... .................... .......36-35
17. BUTL/G.TWN Und 69.5 for 2Half, +107..........................win....... .................... ...34-33
18. SDC/DAL ^24.0 for 2Half, +110...................................p ush................. ...........14-10
19. PSU +7.0 > SMC for 2Half, -115....................................loss...............................55-43
20. MEM/ATL ^100.5 for 2Half, +100.................................win .................... ............59-55
21. CLE -ML- > ATL, -245..................................... ..............win... ............................106-101
22. STAN +10.0 > OKLA, -110..................................... .......win.......... ......................31-27


12-8-2 , +3.97 (60.00%)

What exactly is the purpose of this list of your shitty wagers with dumb colors?

[MilfDriller]

Make sure that you view that on your computer rather than on your phone... as it will be clearer.

[MilfDriller]

Ha ha. Durito, you are too funny. You could not hit 60% if you had tomorrow's results given to you today.

Just as Monkey will be lucky to even sniff 53% in this exercise.

[durito]

I'll bet you $50,000 you can't hit 60% of your next 300 wagers at -110

[MilfDriller]

Btw, those picks are based on fading durito.

Here are the results:

65-40-8 , + 24.08 ... (61.90 %)



Durito, it is rather clear that Monkey could never go 65-40 and hit > 60%. It is also quite clear that you cannot do that either.

However, be my guest and .... try.

[MilfDriller]

Durito, let's do this. I have just put up > 100 wagers and hit > 60%.

Let's see you put up 100 and do > 60% ... uh, that won't happen in a million years. I think you are Monkey's cousin.

[durito]

How do you fade me if I never post "picks"?

[MilfDriller]

Btw, Monkey, carry on and follow durito's ludicrous advice.

I wish you luck.

[jjgold]

Attack the thread not the poster

The General

[durito]

Btw, Monkey, carry on and follow durito's ludicrous advice.

I wish you luck.

I did not give any advice jack ass.

Nor did I post any plays for you to fade.

[MrX]

This thread is a fiasco.

I blame everyone involved.

[MonkeyF0cker]

LOL. This is all my doing. Durito is not involved. That is all.

[jjgold]

Monkey call me

[jellobiafra]

Just for fun we'll post a couple of hot sides today and see how we do on our picks.

[mmike032]

If Monkey doesnt hit the 50% required to win the contest than RW should offer this to another pro.
I suggest Fishhead as the next contestant.

[jellobiafra]

If Monkey doesnt hit the 50% required to win the contest than RW should offer this to another pro.
I suggest Fishhead as the next contestant.

Oh no, no, no.

They should offer it to Nicky.

Can you imagine how great that would be when Nicky does what Monkey couldn't?

[mmike032]

Oh no, no, no.

They should offer it to Nicky.

Can you imagine how great that would be when Nicky does what Monkey couldn't?

Nickay, would be my second choice.
but we all know there is no poster on this forum sharper than Fishhead.