Can you imagine a day in the life of Brock?

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  • deeppckts
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 12-19-12
    • 830

    #1
    Can you imagine a day in the life of Brock?
    Brock is an incredible character and profound gambler. I imagine what a day in his life is like. Let me take a guess.

    7am Brock is woken up by his wife showering and getting ready for work. Brock of course is a pro gambler so he works his own
    schedule. He grabs his phone (a Samsung 4, it does the fukking job ok??) and checks his social media messages for all the
    feelers he sent out to local escorts and famous pornstars (mostly milfs and/or black, always thick bush). He kind of moves the sheets so
    the wife can't see. What are you doing Brock? Oh, checking our 401k honey! He touches himself a bit and imagines Diamond Jackson riding his face. On her way out, Brock asks for $80 for a new set of windshield wipers.
    His loving wife hands over the cash.

    8am Checks his bitpay wallet. Ooh BTC is up 5% today to $59,000. balance now at $600. Logs into his BetAnySports account, shakes his head at the $200 left. Cannot believe Nets -890 blew up his parlay!
    Goes to the cashier and sends the full $600 from his wallet. Uses 220 satoshis to make sure it gets into the account fast, who gives a penetrate if that costs $25??

    9am Listening to WGN radio, starting to get hyped about WSox and Cubs... this could be the year. Money is in BAS account!
    Brock cracks his knuckles. Watch how a pro does it. Sportsbook Main! If Bets! MLB! Cubs -200! WSox -150! Confirm! Confirm!
    NBA, Jazz -900, Bucks -450! Womens tennis! Shabalova -300! Confirm! Confirm confirm!! College softball Baylor -300! Confirm!
    It takes a matter of seconds and Brock's wagers are locked and loaded for the day. $500 risked to win $900 in an 8 team
    action reverse if bet. I bet most guys on SBR do not even know what that is! What a feeling of accomplishment! It's basically day trading
    but free money because I know Illinois sports! Of course ONLY use BAS because other shops do not allow IF bets which is critical for proper money management.

    10am Check the news from all the socialist media. See a headline about Bezos using tax tricks to pay only a few million in tax per year.
    Brock shakes his head, disgusting how these guys don't want to pay their share. Truly sickening what people will do for a dollar.
    Hope Democrats will fix this.

    11am Check the forums. Enter crypto tax thread. Laugh at everyone worried about IRS asking about crypto gains. Just
    answer No to holding crypto. IRS can go get fukked, fukkos!!

    Laugh at all the posts calling him degenerate gambler and sick individual. Ha ha Chi Archie, when are we going to Lou Malnati's again pal?? My treat!
    We can watch Goodfellas on my Samsung 4.

    Noon. Finally out of bed. Quick mouthwash and soap under armpits, t shirt and shorts on, slip on New Balance shoes and out the door.
    Check the mail on way out. Past due this, bankruptcy that, ... It all goes right in the trash... get fukked fukkos!

    Beep beep, 2007 Civic car door opens, smells of a combination of burger king and athlete's foot. Pushes all the shit on the passenger seat
    onto the floor, except the old bag of Burger King. Throws that out the window as he makes an illegal U-turn and heads towards the nearest
    bitcoin ATM. Reload time! Deposit amount? $80. Current market bitcoin price given: $68,000, transaction fee $14, bitcoin mining fee $8. Confirm! Confirm! Sure! Send!
    $32 added to bitpay wallet! Fukk yea!!

    Picks up some hot wings, heads home blasting guns n roses, washes down lunch with a soda and it's nap time until first pitch and tipoff!

    6pm Got WSox game on TV, Jazz live updates on phone. Holy fukk, Jazz are down 17 points at the half!! What a piece of shit
    team! Wtf are they doing????? Bets Bulls live -600. Jazz win 109-108. What a fukking joke!

    8pm Have to get away from TV and eat dinner with wife. As she's doing dishes, go through her wallet and grab $40 for tomorrow.
    9pm Load $32 from bitpay to BAS. 200 satoshis again. Time is money pal!!
    10pm $18 deposit arrives in account!! All in on Geelong -22 aussie rules. How can they lose???
    Fall asleep somehow without a care in the world, new balance shoes still on.

    3am Wake up to take a leak. Check aussie rules score. Fukk, Geelong wins by 9! I'm NEVER making a fukking bet on the spread again.
    I fukking knew it, this is why you always take a team straight up so their incentives are aligned with your bet!
    3-330am, Check card for tomorrow... so many easy winners! How can the Bucks only be -500???
  • JIBBBY
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 12-10-09
    • 83686

    #2
    ^^That's a book read right there with that post.

    Get a publisher and copyright that shiiit.. ..
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    • ronald
      SBR MVP
      • 10-31-05
      • 4918

      #3


      The most remarkable aspect of Brock's lifestyle is that he's been able to maintain it for 20 years.

      Brock just finds a way to get down.
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      • big joe 1212
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 06-01-08
        • 19380

        #4
        Too long to read, but yes, I probably agree with you
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        • PaperTrail07
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 08-29-08
          • 20423

          #5
          Guy is winning it seems
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          • Brock Landers
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 06-30-08
            • 45359

            #6
            Not really funny

            A+ effort on typing all of that though
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            • Brock Landers
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 06-30-08
              • 45359

              #7
              Originally posted by ronald


              The most remarkable aspect of Brock's lifestyle is that he's been able to maintain it for 20 years.

              Brock just finds a way to get down.
              26 years actually

              Longer if you count HORSES
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              • TheMoneyShot
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 02-14-07
                • 28672

                #8
                Possible ESPN 30 for 30 one day? The life of Landers
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                • thechaoz
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 10-23-09
                  • 12154

                  #9
                  What a nightmare
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                  • toddsclowns
                    SBR MVP
                    • 10-19-13
                    • 1576

                    #10
                    Perused it, but did you get the part about being a huge stiff scumbag in there?
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                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 11-30-08
                      • 81450

                      #11
                      Can’t believe there was no mention of a white russian
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #12
                        Its not funny at all and angry about article but a good read

                        Very inaccurate , Brock high end and a businessman

                        Guys always jealous of pros, who is this joker Pockets????
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                        • Thrilla
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 03-10-15
                          • 13809

                          #13
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                          • deeppckts
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 12-19-12
                            • 830

                            #14
                            I guarantee you Brock is laying more than -800 tonight, if not more, and almost certainly in a parlay of some kind.
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                            • lonegambler23
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 06-22-16
                              • 9760

                              #15
                              lets goooooo hahahah brock buried!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he doesent have the balls to post his wager history past few months!!!!!!
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                              • BigOrange
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-13-09
                                • 6745

                                #16
                                Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                Can’t believe there was no mention of a white russian
                                Or Tyrone!
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                                • gauchojake
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 09-17-10
                                  • 34109

                                  #17
                                  Time is money pal!
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                                  • funnyb25
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 07-09-09
                                    • 39663

                                    #18
                                    17 replies and the O/U on who actually read all that is 0.5 with a juiced under
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                                    • lonegambler23
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 06-22-16
                                      • 9760

                                      #19
                                      brock u wont pal
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                                      • ChuckyTheGoat
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 04-04-11
                                        • 37240

                                        #20
                                        deeppckts, plz post a running diary of Brock's Saturday (tomorrow). Thanks!
                                        Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                                        • gauchojake
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 09-17-10
                                          • 34109

                                          #21
                                          I read it twice
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                                          • MinnesotaFats
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 12-18-10
                                            • 14758

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by deeppckts
                                            Brock is an incredible character and profound gambler. I imagine what a day in his life is like. Let me take a guess.

                                            7am Brock is woken up by his wife showering and getting ready for work. Brock of course is a pro gambler so he works his own
                                            schedule. He grabs his phone (a Samsung 4, it does the fukking job ok??) and checks his social media messages for all the
                                            feelers he sent out to local escorts and famous pornstars (mostly milfs and/or black, always thick bush). He kind of moves the sheets so
                                            the wife can't see. What are you doing Brock? Oh, checking our 401k honey! He touches himself a bit and imagines Diamond Jackson riding his face. On her way out, Brock asks for $80 for a new set of windshield wipers.
                                            His loving wife hands over the cash.

                                            8am Checks his bitpay wallet. Ooh BTC is up 5% today to $59,000. balance now at $600. Logs into his BetAnySports account, shakes his head at the $200 left. Cannot believe Nets -890 blew up his parlay!
                                            Goes to the cashier and sends the full $600 from his wallet. Uses 220 satoshis to make sure it gets into the account fast, who gives a penetrate if that costs $25??

                                            9am Listening to WGN radio, starting to get hyped about WSox and Cubs... this could be the year. Money is in BAS account!
                                            Brock cracks his knuckles. Watch how a pro does it. Sportsbook Main! If Bets! MLB! Cubs -200! WSox -150! Confirm! Confirm!
                                            NBA, Jazz -900, Bucks -450! Womens tennis! Shabalova -300! Confirm! Confirm confirm!! College softball Baylor -300! Confirm!
                                            It takes a matter of seconds and Brock's wagers are locked and loaded for the day. $500 risked to win $900 in an 8 team
                                            action reverse if bet. I bet most guys on SBR do not even know what that is! What a feeling of accomplishment! It's basically day trading
                                            but free money because I know Illinois sports! Of course ONLY use BAS because other shops do not allow IF bets which is critical for proper money management.

                                            10am Check the news from all the socialist media. See a headline about Bezos using tax tricks to pay only a few million in tax per year.
                                            Brock shakes his head, disgusting how these guys don't want to pay their share. Truly sickening what people will do for a dollar.
                                            Hope Democrats will fix this.

                                            11am Check the forums. Enter crypto tax thread. Laugh at everyone worried about IRS asking about crypto gains. Just
                                            answer No to holding crypto. IRS can go get fukked, fukkos!!

                                            Laugh at all the posts calling him degenerate gambler and sick individual. Ha ha Chi Archie, when are we going to Lou Malnati's again pal?? My treat!
                                            We can watch Goodfellas on my Samsung 4.

                                            Noon. Finally out of bed. Quick mouthwash and soap under armpits, t shirt and shorts on, slip on New Balance shoes and out the door.
                                            Check the mail on way out. Past due this, bankruptcy that, ... It all goes right in the trash... get fukked fukkos!

                                            Beep beep, 2007 Civic car door opens, smells of a combination of burger king and athlete's foot. Pushes all the shit on the passenger seat
                                            onto the floor, except the old bag of Burger King. Throws that out the window as he makes an illegal U-turn and heads towards the nearest
                                            bitcoin ATM. Reload time! Deposit amount? $80. Current market bitcoin price given: $68,000, transaction fee $14, bitcoin mining fee $8. Confirm! Confirm! Sure! Send!
                                            $32 added to bitpay wallet! Fukk yea!!

                                            Picks up some hot wings, heads home blasting guns n roses, washes down lunch with a soda and it's nap time until first pitch and tipoff!

                                            6pm Got WSox game on TV, Jazz live updates on phone. Holy fukk, Jazz are down 17 points at the half!! What a piece of shit
                                            team! Wtf are they doing????? Bets Bulls live -600. Jazz win 109-108. What a fukking joke!

                                            8pm Have to get away from TV and eat dinner with wife. As she's doing dishes, go through her wallet and grab $40 for tomorrow.
                                            9pm Load $32 from bitpay to BAS. 200 satoshis again. Time is money pal!!
                                            10pm $18 deposit arrives in account!! All in on Geelong -22 aussie rules. How can they lose???
                                            Fall asleep somehow without a care in the world, new balance shoes still on.

                                            3am Wake up to take a leak. Check aussie rules score. Fukk, Geelong wins by 9! I'm NEVER making a fukking bet on the spread again.
                                            I fukking knew it, this is why you always take a team straight up so their incentives are aligned with your bet!
                                            3-330am, Check card for tomorrow... so many easy winners! How can the Bucks only be -500???
                                            Absolutely brilliant
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                                            • deeppckts
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 12-19-12
                                              • 830

                                              #23
                                              Which -1000 or greater favorite is Brock on today?
                                              I have to go with the JAZZ after their win yesterday.

                                              Brock how much did you bet on the Jazz ML today??
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                                              • funnyb25
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 07-09-09
                                                • 39663

                                                #24
                                                He passed on Jazz -1500

                                                Too much riding on this one already...
                                                202509 Tan, Harmony -2100 o
                                                202510 Sizikova, Yana +85
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                                                • edawg
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 07-09-11
                                                  • 2820

                                                  #25
                                                  "Ain't no juice when you win pal!"
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                                                  • funnyb25
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 07-09-09
                                                    • 39663

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by edawg
                                                    "Ain't no juice when you win pal!"
                                                    This is the most overused and incorrect statement that floats around the board...
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                                                    • pavyracer
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 04-12-07
                                                      • 82692

                                                      #27
                                                      deeppockets can you write a similar day story but for poster DwightShrute instead? It will be the best viewed thread of SBR.
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                                                      • deeppckts
                                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                                        • 12-19-12
                                                        • 830

                                                        #28
                                                        Brock also a big fan of womens athletics, keeps his portfolio diversified
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                                                        • RyanLeafOfBets
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 01-03-10
                                                          • 8164

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                          Can’t believe there was no mention of a white russian
                                                          Brock doesn't even know know what the Big Lebowski is.
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                                                          • texhooper
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 01-05-09
                                                            • 10001

                                                            #30
                                                            This is funny and worth a read, whoever this deeppckts is has been around. Many good pulls in there. “Picks up some hot wings” got me
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                                                            • jjgold
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 07-20-05
                                                              • 388179

                                                              #31
                                                              Brock a money maker

                                                              Guy today in Nashville
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                                                              • deeppckts
                                                                SBR Wise Guy
                                                                • 12-19-12
                                                                • 830

                                                                #32
                                                                jj get back to me on the 702 line
                                                                got some good stuff for you
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                                                                • jjgold
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                                  • 388179

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Pockets I am off all platforms

                                                                  Boycott for banning Trump
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                                                                  • BeatTheJerk
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 08-19-07
                                                                    • 31794

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Brock Landers
                                                                    26 years actually

                                                                    Longer if you count HORSES
                                                                    What is your bottom line the last 26 years of gambling ? What is positive or negative figure that you remember through the years ....
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                                                                    • texhooper
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 01-05-09
                                                                      • 10001

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                                                                      What is your bottom line the last 26 years of gambling ? What is positive or negative figure that you remember through the years ....
                                                                      What makes you think you will get anything close to a realistic answer on this
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