I didn't think MJ could lose at any game he ever played in? Just doesn't fit his "winner' profile.
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#5
I cant click the link
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pologq
SBR Posting Legend
10-07-12
19899
#6
Originally posted by jjgold
Old news
Fatty are you hunting for a transsexual tonight?
this thread escalated quickly
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BigJay
SBR MVP
01-14-12
3485
#7
Is the rumor true Antoine Walker took his winnings in a lifetime all-you-can-eat pass to KFC instead of cash?
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King Mayan
SBR Posting Legend
09-22-10
21326
#8
Originally posted by jjgold
Old news
Fatty are you hunting for a transsexual tonight?
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beavis13
SBR MVP
06-18-14
2823
#9
how are we supposed to read this???
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MinnesotaFats
SBR Posting Legend
12-18-10
14758
#10
Originally posted by jjgold
Old news
Fatty are you hunting for a transsexual tonight?
Not tonite
Had to check into County Jail to finish sentence
I'm part of a "car". A car is a group of homies that stick together to protect themselves, usually along racial lines.
I'm in the German car, but we're not supremacist...we're the normal click.
But some of my prison mates, guys doing big time for serious stuff like A&B, and Grand Theft, they got into a rift with rival prison gangs...
Word gets out I won SBR athlete of the year so my boys asked if I'd come check in, serve out my bookmaking sentence, and help to make peace with the rivals because my large imposing reputation is now a huge deterrent
I'll keep the board posted. I'm bunking w a guy who is certifiable.
Will update around 9
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#11
So easy to get trapped by a transsexual in Vegas at least 11 times I almost got trapped they tricked me
What do you do when you’re on a massage table The transsexuals on top of you and you don’t realise it he’s already got you pinned down you just got a hope and you say no he let you go I’ve been very fortunate all 11 times they let me out of the situation they knew I wasn’t ready for nor interested in it
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MinnesotaFats
SBR Posting Legend
12-18-10
14758
#12
Originally posted by jjgold
So easy to get trapped by a transsexual in Vegas at least 11 times I almost got trapped they tricked me
What do you do when you’re on a massage table The transsexuals on top of you and you don’t realise it he’s already got you pinned down you just got a hope and you say no he let you go I’ve been very fortunate all 11 times they let me out of the situation they knew I wasn’t ready for nor interested in it
It depends
You'll know if maybe they put too much jelly in you. I can tell the difference between acceptable or not...like the difference between a bartender giving you 2 fingers or a sort pour. I sense too much jelly I tell them I don't feel well.
You think maybe you're getting the prostate massage but no, they're prepping you for insertion of their shaft.
Very dubious massage trannys here in FL
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pavyracer
SBR Aristocracy
04-12-07
82839
#13
Fatty the icon with the earth shape is used to post links. A caveman can do it. Life is not only about eating 40 ounce undercooked meat.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#14
Lol classic
Originally posted by MinnesotaFats
It depends
You'll know if maybe they put too much jelly in you. I can tell the difference between acceptable or not...like the difference between a bartender giving you 2 fingers or a sort pour. I sense too much jelly I tell them I don't feel well.
You think maybe you're getting the prostate massage but no, they're prepping you for insertion of their shaft.
Very dubious massage trannys here in FL
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#15
Originally posted by jjgold
So easy to get trapped by a transsexual in Vegas at least 11 times I almost got trapped they tricked me
What do you do when you’re on a massage table The transsexuals on top of you and you don’t realise it he’s already got you pinned down you just got a hope and you say no he let you go I’ve been very fortunate all 11 times they let me out of the situation they knew I wasn’t ready for nor interested in it
Originally posted by MinnesotaFats
It depends
You'll know if maybe they put too much jelly in you. I can tell the difference between acceptable or not...like the difference between a bartender giving you 2 fingers or a sort pour. I sense too much jelly I tell them I don't feel well.
You think maybe you're getting the prostate massage but no, they're prepping you for insertion of their shaft.
Very dubious massage trannys here in FL
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19th Hole
SBR Posting Legend
03-22-09
18957
#16
When did things change?
You get a massage only with a woman and she is naked.
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cincinnatikid513
SBR Aristocracy
11-23-17
45360
#17
espn def not picking us up
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#18
Fatty what are your experiences on Grindr?
Any chicks on there?
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pavyracer
SBR Aristocracy
04-12-07
82839
#19
JJ if a tranny masseuse rubs your thigh and you get an erection on the table what would you do?
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MinnesotaFats
SBR Posting Legend
12-18-10
14758
#20
Originally posted by jjgold
Fatty what are your experiences on Grindr?
Any chicks on there?
No Grindr stories but one time I met CincinnatiKid...let me tell you. He is compulsive, guy wanted to gamble and go to Seminole casino, so I decided we should meet and so I went to pick him up. He looked exactly like what you'd think a degenerate millennial gambler would look like! I've seen videos of BrickJames, these two are twins! When we got to the casino, get this!! He*fukking demanded a security escort*because he was 'Justin Bieber's cousin' and was worried about paparazzi and guests bothering him. We walked around the casino for 20 minutes with the guards escorting us as he looked for a $10 blackjack table and he was constantly complaining about how they slice the pastrami too thin at the deli...until the*manager told us to leave.
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spurginobili
SBR MVP
05-09-09
3065
#21
Originally posted by jjgold
So easy to get trapped by a transsexual in Vegas at least 11 times I almost got trapped they tricked me
What do you do when you’re on a massage table The transsexuals on top of you and you don’t realise it he’s already got you pinned down you just got a hope and you say no he let you go I’ve been very fortunate all 11 times they let me out of the situation they knew I wasn’t ready for nor interested in it
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MinnesotaFats
SBR Posting Legend
12-18-10
14758
#22
I wound up at a "rainbow" party in Vegas once.
I was anhilated walking out of Wynn after clubbing at like 4am and this dude just grabs me and puts me in the limo with 4 other dudes.
He's like "you, bro's...you like head? You like getting fukked up? You have $100?"
He didn't even finish his sales pitch and I had handed him my money. The other dudes bailed out of the limo thou...
So he drives me to this industrial area with commercial buildings with flickering lights and dripping water from the pipes and there's like 10 dudes sitting on these 3 random couches just naked and blindfolded.
So I was intrigued as to this odd situation...and I took my last Molly and said fukk it.
The dude gives me a headband to blind myself with, which I did before unrobing or sitting down, which caused me to fall and bruise my arm, but I got up an made it to the couch, took my clothes off and squeezed into a spot.
No the fun starts...we're told to stroke ourselves as the parties going to start.
Of the 11 guys there like 5 couldn't get it up so they bailed buy the rest of us anticipated this party and kept stroking.
Finally player 1 was introduced as "Violet" and she gave us all head with copious amounts of lipstick. I had my head mask on so I couldn't see anything but it was pretty good. Shed go down the line 1 by 1 giving the head and reapplying the Violet lipstick between.
Then contestant 2 came out, Sapphire, same deal...really sloppy head but down the couches she went.
Finally contestant 5 comes out, Teal, OMG it was phenomenal....it was so thoroughly enjoyable, the technique so precious, the skills so immaculate that I actually came...which was a big no no I guess as it stopped everything whilst Teal had to clean up and reapply her lipstick.
Anyway, at the end, Teal won the vote of all us contestants, and we got to take our head masks off to meet her and, well...IDK. Teal was bigger, maybe 6 feet. Thick and wearing and obvious wig, bad blush, and only one pierced ear...
Teal got to keep $500 and I guess the event was filmed and put on AdultFriendFinder or something....didn't bother me.
Anyway, the tranny scene just happens sometimes and you don't know...I'm still not sure. Vegas is great, and if you're a player at a scene the experienced pros will guide you, don't be shy...just give in to the moment.