Dear God why didn't I hedge?..up 2348 on the day & the Rams gonna cost me an tra 7750

**Doug tushyterror** · 12-20-20, 06:03 PM

Originally posted by cincinnatikid513

doug if u catch ur gf cheating on u are u going to bang the guy in the tushy for revenge 😳

That's OK Cinci I'm gonna let your mom's tongue take care of his tushy.

**deeppckts** · 12-20-20, 06:05 PM

I hope you win, increasing your net worth by 30% must feel great, not to mention the free drug store materials!!

**Kermit** · 12-20-20, 06:06 PM

Man, that sucks. There are 2 people left in my Knock-Out league. One had Seattle earlier today and the other has the Rams. Only about a $1,000 at stake in that though.

**Chi_archie** · 12-20-20, 06:07 PM

**mjsuax13** · 12-20-20, 06:07 PM

Originally posted by Doug tushyterror

I don't know Cinci something tells me karma is about to bite me in the ass for boosting this from Rite Aid just now after I made the Bears bet. Didn't realize the security tag was on the toothbrush so I jetted like Tyreek Hill when the exit alarm went off. In my defense they accused me of shoplifting from there twice even calling the cops on me the second time who frisked me on the way home. I honestly never stole from there those 2 times or prior but since then I probably stole at least 1K in merch the last 4 yrs. Treat me like a thief & that's exactly what you'll get.

Huh? Is this a paid poster? Guy has 100 problems

**Doug tushyterror** · 12-20-20, 06:07 PM

Originally posted by deeppckts

Doug tushyterror, a bookie's FAVORITE customer

Why do these clowns want to bet 10 teamers of huge favorites only to complain when they lose a couple legs?

Watching idiots like tushyterror try to beat the laws of probability is like trying to watch someone fight against gravity.

You do realize I won the 1st 9 legs & could've hedged the Jets @ +1200 to ensure a healthy profit don't you jizz for brains? If your gonna criticize me for anything it should be that, retard.

**mjsuax13** · 12-20-20, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by Doug tushyterror

Definitely not rich LG but please explain how I'm broke.

LOL. How much are you and the black hookers combined bills monthly?

**BigOrange** · 12-20-20, 06:10 PM

Originally posted by Doug tushyterror

You do realize I won the 1st 9 legs & could've hedged the Jets @ +1200 to ensure a healthy profit don't you jizz for brains? If your gonna criticize me for anything it should be that, retard.

Yes only a special kind of tard would end up losing money in this situation!

**Doug tushyterror** · 12-20-20, 06:13 PM

Originally posted by deeppckts

I hope you win, increasing your net worth by 30% must feel great, not to mention the free drug store materials!!

Seriously why are you even in my threads, I was in one of your threads trying to be helpful not realizing a fukkin idiot like you couldn't precisely explain that BM glitch. How about actually being helpful to the forum like me & posting a fukkin ticket instead of being the pedo troll that you are.

**KnuckleHeadz** · 12-20-20, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by mjsuax13

LOL. How much are you and the black hookers combined bills monthly?

🤣😂😂 $816 in checking

**deeppckts** · 12-20-20, 06:15 PM

I love these guys who GAMBLE with parlays but then when they're down to one leg they all want to take insurance. Lol.
Just like the homos who take insurance in blackjack. PATHETIC.

**mjsuax13** · 12-20-20, 06:16 PM

Dougie, either way- please tell me you got rid of the GF.

**cincinnatikid513** · 12-20-20, 06:18 PM

sbr forum needs a reality tv show got some characters

**Doug tushyterror** · 12-20-20, 06:18 PM

Originally posted by BigOrange

Yes only a special kind of tard would end up losing money in this situation!

You actually really think the Jets aren't gonna blow this? About to be a 6 point game with an entire Q. to go. Under no circumstances am I hedging. Already up $2348 on the day..figured the Bucs were a definite loser so this is nothing but gravy.

**Doug tushyterror** · 12-20-20, 06:22 PM

Originally posted by mjsuax13

Dougie, either way- please tell me you got rid of the GF.

Nah she's starting to behave + I just found out she's COVID & STD free.

**mjsuax13** · 12-20-20, 06:22 PM

Originally posted by cincinnatikid513

sbr forum needs a reality tv show got some characters

Classic.

**Kermit** · 12-20-20, 06:22 PM

Rams just scored 23-17

**mjsuax13** · 12-20-20, 06:23 PM

Originally posted by Doug tushyterror

Nah she's starting to behave + I just found out she's COVID & STD free.

Hey man, as long as you are taking care of yourself. Don’t do the life insurance either pal. Good luck on your plays.

**BigOrange** · 12-20-20, 06:24 PM

Originally posted by Doug tushyterror

You actually really think the Jets aren't gonna blow this? About to be a 6 point game with an entire Q. to go. Under no circumstances am I hedging. Already up $2348 on the day..figured the Bucs were a definite loser so this is nothing but gravy.

It's just simple math and common sense.

$500 on Jets +1200 and you either net $5535 or $6,320 depending on who wins instead of being in a situation where you net $6,820 or lose $465.

**krk1030** · 12-20-20, 06:24 PM

Rams now -220

Favored down 13 to start 4th quarter.

Books not giving in.

**DR225** · 12-20-20, 06:26 PM

-220 is an awful line, you need a new book.

**deeppckts** · 12-20-20, 06:26 PM

Originally posted by BigOrange

It's just simple math and common sense.

$500 on Jets +1200 and you either net $5535 or $6,320 depending on who wins instead of being in a situation where you net $6,820 or lose $465.

Moron. Netting the $6820 in your example was 90% to happen. Go back to high school. There's never free money in these situations.

**Doug tushyterror** · 12-20-20, 06:28 PM

Originally posted by BigOrange

It's just simple math and common sense.

$500 on Jets +1200 and you either net $5535 or $6,320 depending on who wins instead of being in a situation where you net $6,820 or lose $465.

You're right but I didn't check the scores until the Jets were up 10-0 so that +1200 wasn't an option. I was too worried about my all in Bears bet so I waited extra long to check the scores.

**cincinnatikid513** · 12-20-20, 06:29 PM

did u hedge yet

**BigOrange** · 12-20-20, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by deeppckts

Moron. Netting the $6820 in your example was 90% to happen. Go back to high school. There's never free money in these situations.

Moron?

I'll spot you 15 points in an IQ test for $100K anytime.

**Doug tushyterror** · 12-20-20, 06:30 PM

If and only if the Rams take the lead now, gonna turn off the game definitely not hedge, and check the score at 7:30 p.m.

**teacher10** · 12-20-20, 06:34 PM

Please send me BTC if you win. Why? Because I'm cheering for you pal!!

Originally posted by Doug tushyterror

If and only if the Rams take the lead now, gonna turn off the game definitely not hedge, and check the score at 7:30 p.m.

**cincinnatikid513** · 12-20-20, 06:39 PM

gonna win close to 10k today but needs to steal tooth brushes and fiber powder

only at sbr

**mjsuax13** · 12-20-20, 06:39 PM

Originally posted by BigOrange

Moron?

I'll spot you 15 points in an IQ test for $100K anytime.

Now we are talking. Where do we go for this test? I have no dog in the fight but we are talking some money. Let’s do this.

**Doug tushyterror** · 12-20-20, 06:48 PM

Jesus Christ he couldn't beat the fukking punter!!!
Rant time: I literally despise football with ever fiber in my being. These refs could throw a bullshltt flag whenever they want to negate a positive play..that's why I prefer tennis.

**lonegambler23** · 12-20-20, 06:59 PM

Originally posted by cincinnatikid513

gonna win close to 10k today but needs to steal tooth brushes and fiber powder

only at sbr

but he saved himself 150 at the drug store stealing

**hubie69** · 12-20-20, 07:01 PM

Jesus when are you guys going to learn?

**Doug tushyterror** · 12-20-20, 07:02 PM

Obviously I should’ve hedged cuz this dumb fukk of an organization just cost themselves an actual future with Trevor Lawrence. Have fun drafting a black QB from Ohio St. Should work out about as well as well as drafting Troy Smith & Dwayne Haskins.

**jtoler** · 12-20-20, 07:03 PM

any given sunday league is not for me

**Chi_archie** · 12-20-20, 07:04 PM