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  • Forcefeed3
    SBR Rookie
    • 08-12-09
    • 33

    #1
    Had to nix some broad today.
    I Went to Quiznos after the gym today and as soon as i walk in the cashier starts jockin...She was pretty hot by SBR standards, but not by mine. I only fvck topnotch model/stripper types, she was more of a college girl. Anyway I was wearing a badass purple and white PUMA tracksuit with a matching V-neck and some Burberry sunglasses(couldnt really blame her for diggin my style).

    Anyway the hot cashier owed me exactly 10 cents but they were out of dimes. She goes "I can go get the manager for more dimes" I say "No, thats ok", as i was about to leave she goes 'Well im a dime, you can take me!"..then gives this sexy ass smile. I fvcking hate being viewed by women as a piece of art instead of a human so like a badass I say "Yeah your a dime a dozen" and walk out with my shoulder slanted to one side looking gangster as fvck.
  • fsugolf
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 07-17-09
    • 6194

    #2
    this is mildly entertaining at best
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    • randyrohm
      SBR Rookie
      • 08-13-09
      • 26

      #3
      You call that mackin?
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      • smitch124
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 05-19-08
        • 12566

        #4
        Can't even count how many times a day that happens to me, is annoying.
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        • Forcefeed3
          SBR Rookie
          • 08-12-09
          • 33

          #5
          Originally posted by smitch124
          Can't even count how many times a day that happens to me, is annoying.
          Yeah right, that girl was marriage material for you ppl here. To me...just another broad trying to get force fed.
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          • ijustwant2bpaid
            Restricted User
            • 11-11-08
            • 3706

            #6
            Thats funny if I knew you were kidding but im getting the strange feeling you are at least halfway serious ruining all comedic value...
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            • TPowell
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 02-21-08
              • 18842

              #7
              guy give up, you'll never be a true g/power poster
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              • fsugolf
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 07-17-09
                • 6194

                #8
                the purple track suit is what makes it seem halfway serious
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                • MickChunky
                  SBR MVP
                  • 10-31-06
                  • 1452

                  #9
                  are you built like a black man?
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                  • Willie Bee
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 02-14-06
                    • 15726

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ForceFeed
                    She was pretty hot by SBR standards...
                    By that do you mean she was a he?

                    Anyway I was wearing a badass purple and white PUMA tracksuit
                    Did it look like this, only a darker pink/purple?


                    Anyway the hot cashier owed me exactly 10 cents but they were out of dimes. She goes "I can go get the manager for more dimes" I say "No, thats ok", as i was about to leave she goes 'Well im a dime, you can take me!"..then gives this sexy ass smile. I fvcking hate being viewed by women as a piece of art instead of a human so like a badass I say "Yeah your a dime a dozen" and walk out with my shoulder slanted to one side looking gangster as f\*\*k.
                    Oh man, you're so suave and debonaire. Please, lead us to the promised land.
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                    • Intuitive_Edge
                      SBR MVP
                      • 07-22-09
                      • 1644

                      #11
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                      • fsugolf
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 07-17-09
                        • 6194

                        #12
                        it's gucci mang
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                        • ijustwant2bpaid
                          Restricted User
                          • 11-11-08
                          • 3706

                          #13
                          Originally posted by fsugolf
                          the purple track suit is what makes it seem halfway serious
                          yea thats wht i was thinking, along with his post earlier looking for the book with the biggest limits...and his post before that talking about a dirty glock
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                          • TPowell
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 02-21-08
                            • 18842

                            #14
                            lol this guy is gold
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                            • fsugolf
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 07-17-09
                              • 6194

                              #15




                              force feed's "whip"
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                              • pavyracer
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 04-12-07
                                • 82839

                                #16
                                Originally posted by ForceFeed
                                I Went to Quiznos after the gym today and as soon as i walk in the cashier starts jockin...She was pretty hot by SBR standards, but not by mine. I only fvck topnotch model/stripper types, she was more of a college girl. Anyway I was wearing a badass purple and white PUMA tracksuit with a matching V-neck and some Burberry sunglasses(couldnt really blame her for diggin my style).

                                Anyway the hot cashier owed me exactly 10 cents but they were out of dimes. She goes "I can go get the manager for more dimes" I say "No, thats ok", as i was about to leave she goes 'Well im a dime, you can take me!"..then gives this sexy ass smile. I fvcking hate being viewed by women as a piece of art instead of a human so like a badass I say "Yeah your a dime a dozen" and walk out with my shoulder slanted to one side looking gangster as fvck.
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                                • fsugolf
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 07-17-09
                                  • 6194

                                  #17
                                  who?
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                                  • TPowell
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 02-21-08
                                    • 18842

                                    #18
                                    nice over Paver
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                                    • Matt Rain
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 02-13-07
                                      • 5001

                                      #19
                                      ...
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                                      • ijustwant2bpaid
                                        Restricted User
                                        • 11-11-08
                                        • 3706

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by fsugolf




                                        force feed's "whip"

                                        very nice imp... im a sucker for old chevys, i get the point but i would like that car w/o the wheels even... Those 90's buicks with the rims are the ones that get me the worst..
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                                        • TPowell
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 02-21-08
                                          • 18842

                                          #21
                                          how many points for it?
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                                          • fsugolf
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 07-17-09
                                            • 6194

                                            #22




                                            sorry he traded in the imp today and got this to replace it
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                                            • TPowell
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 02-21-08
                                              • 18842

                                              #23
                                              OH SHIT!!! I saw this car before!
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                                              • fsugolf
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 07-17-09
                                                • 6194

                                                #24
                                                sorry about your luck
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                                                • TPowell
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 02-21-08
                                                  • 18842

                                                  #25
                                                  yeah it was at the local apartments...... shocker
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                                                  • Pecos Bill
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 05-27-09
                                                    • 1958

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by ForceFeed
                                                    I Went to Quiznos after the gym today and as soon as i walk in the cashier starts jockin...She was pretty hot by SBR standards, but not by mine. I only fvck topnotch model/stripper types, she was more of a college girl. Anyway I was wearing a badass purple and white PUMA tracksuit with a matching V-neck and some Burberry sunglasses(couldnt really blame her for diggin my style).

                                                    Anyway the hot cashier owed me exactly 10 cents but they were out of dimes. She goes "I can go get the manager for more dimes" I say "No, thats ok", as i was about to leave she goes 'Well im a dime, you can take me!"..then gives this sexy ass smile. I fvcking hate being viewed by women as a piece of art instead of a human so like a badass I say "Yeah your a dime a dozen" and walk out with my shoulder slanted to one side looking gangster as fvck.
                                                    it musta been the V-neck and the Burberry glasses...good shit.
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                                                    • fsugolf
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 07-17-09
                                                      • 6194

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by TPowell
                                                      yeah it was at the local apartments...... shocker


                                                      I usually see them at the payday loan places
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                                                      • TPowell
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 02-21-08
                                                        • 18842

                                                        #28
                                                        a tracksuit??
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                                                        • TPowell
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 02-21-08
                                                          • 18842

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by fsugolf
                                                          I usually see them at the payday loan places

                                                          weird place for such a classy car
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                                                          • fsugolf
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 07-17-09
                                                            • 6194

                                                            #30
                                                            I love when the rims are worth more than the car
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                                                            • TPowell
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 02-21-08
                                                              • 18842

                                                              #31
                                                              where I deliver drugs to (prescription), thats all the cars I see
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                                                              • fsugolf
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 07-17-09
                                                                • 6194

                                                                #32
                                                                lol @ prescription.
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                                                                • TPowell
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 02-21-08
                                                                  • 18842

                                                                  #33
                                                                  yeah, luckily I mostly deliver to older people
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                                                                  • fsugolf
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 07-17-09
                                                                    • 6194

                                                                    #34
                                                                    bring me some good stuff please
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                                                                    • Shortstop
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 01-02-09
                                                                      • 27281

                                                                      #35
                                                                      What the hell is a "track suite"
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