Sloane Stephens is in a really good spot today

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Sloane Stephens is in a really good spot today
    She’s been an epic disaster the last two years rarely making it to round two but today there’s no pressure on her and all the pressure is on Serena Williams this is where the woman is dangerous take the +180 if you can get it


    Serena is one of the biggest choke jobs in tennis history believe it or not if you follow the game huge losses As a massive favorite in big moments many many times


    Nowadays her nerves are all gone
  • Sam Odom
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 10-30-05
    • 58063

    #2
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    • stevek173
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      • 03-29-08
      • 27598

      #3
      That could be the most elaborate, thoughtful post I've ever seen from you, Coach. Nice work.

      Best of luck!
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      • SamsNCharge99
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 10-22-08
        • 41242

        #4
        Originally posted by jjgold
        She’s been an epic disaster the last two years rarely making it to round two but today there’s no pressure on her and all the pressure is on Serena Williams this is where the woman is dangerous take the +180 if you can get it


        Serena is one of the biggest choke jobs in tennis history believe it or not if you follow the game huge losses As a massive favorite in big moments many many times


        Nowadays her nerves are all gone
        actually not the worst JJ take. Some facts here

        Serena "choke job" is typically in the grand slam finals as she has lost 3/4 finals. So this is still early round for a choke.

        Sloane typically sucks round 1-2 but if she advances, she gets better as the tourney goes on. Sloane has beaten Serena at US open before on the way to winning her Grand Slam

        This is a tough pre match call honestly, wait for something live
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        • Doug tushyterror
          SBR MVP
          • 07-03-12
          • 4172

          #5
          Sloane is a total trap play at that price or any price actually . Don't be fooled by her looking good beating 2 chicks outside the top 120. She's still the same lazy, unmotivated, out of shape slob who's 5-14 since Wimbledon prior to the US Open. Serena brutalizes chicks she hates (Maria S. 20-2 & 5-1 vs. Sloane with only L being when she was injured against her at 2013 AO). Actually your best play would be to stick Serena in a bunch of parlays at -210.
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          • JAKEPEAVY21
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            • 03-11-11
            • 29331

            #6
            Originally posted by Doug tushyterror
            Sloane is a total trap play at that price or any price actually . Don't be fooled by her looking good beating 2 chicks outside the top 120. She's still the same lazy, unmotivated, out of shape slob who's 5-14 since Wimbledon prior to the US Open. Serena brutalizes chicks she hates (Maria S. 20-2 & 5-1 vs. Sloane with only L being when she was injured against her at 2013 AO). Actually your best play would be to stick Serena in a bunch of parlays at -210.
            Hilarious. Serena is the fat out of shape one. She is not even close to the player she once was and is going to lose today or in the next couple of matches.
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            • Otters27
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              • 07-14-07
              • 30760

              #7
              Chasing my Lakers loss on Stephens
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              • pavyracer
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                • 04-12-07
                • 82840

                #8
                Thanks JJ for the fade. I unloaded on Serena.
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                • Sam Odom
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 10-30-05
                  • 58063

                  #9
                  Truly a mixed bag here
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                  • Doug tushyterror
                    SBR MVP
                    • 07-03-12
                    • 4172

                    #10
                    Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                    Hilarious. Serena is the fat out of shape one. She is not even close to the player she once was and is going to lose today or in the next couple of matches.
                    Be that as it may but she still made 4 GS Finals in the last 2 years being the fat out of shape one. What exactly has Slow Anne Stephens done since packing on the LBs ?
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                    • pavyracer
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 04-12-07
                      • 82840

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Doug tushyterror
                      Be that as it may but she still made 4 GS Finals in the last 2 years being the fat out of shape one. What exactly has Slow Anne Stephens done since packing on the LBs ?
                      I think they should not play a match today. Put a scale on the court. Whoever weighs less wins. Like the Biggest Loser.
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Doug tushyterror
                        Sloane is a total trap play at that price or any price actually . Don't be fooled by her looking good beating 2 chicks outside the top 120. She's still the same lazy, unmotivated, out of shape slob who's 5-14 since Wimbledon prior to the US Open. Serena brutalizes chicks she hates (Maria S. 20-2 & 5-1 vs. Sloane with only L being when she was injured against her at 2013 AO). Actually your best play would be to stick Serena in a bunch of parlays at -210.
                        great post guy!
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                        • Sam Odom
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                          • 10-30-05
                          • 58063

                          #13




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                          • Sam Odom
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 10-30-05
                            • 58063

                            #14
                            JJ

                            sorta reminds Sammy of Carol back in the day
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                            • JAKEPEAVY21
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                              • 03-11-11
                              • 29331

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Doug tushyterror
                              Be that as it may but she still made 4 GS Finals in the last 2 years being the fat out of shape one. What exactly has Slow Anne Stephens done since packing on the LBs ?
                              My response had everything to do with Serena. She is over the hill and motherhood has not helped her tennis game. Stephens has the athleticism and game to take her out if she is on.
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                              • Doug tushyterror
                                SBR MVP
                                • 07-03-12
                                • 4172

                                #16
                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                great post guy!
                                Appreciate it man but then again it's tampon tennis so in spite of the writeup I wouldn't be really shocked either way.
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                                • pinnacle420
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 10-01-12
                                  • 6254

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Sam Odom




                                  Holy faaaaawwwwkkkkk!!! I would be making some black babies
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                                  • stevek173
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                                    • 03-29-08
                                    • 27598

                                    #18


                                    Serena looks like a tank!
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                                    • cincinnatikid513
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                                      • 11-23-17
                                      • 45360

                                      #19
                                      good start 5 2
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                                      • cincinnatikid513
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                                        • 11-23-17
                                        • 45360

                                        #20
                                        serena looks bad

                                        6 2 sloane
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                                        • JAKEPEAVY21
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                                          • 03-11-11
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                                          #21
                                          And predictably Serena loses the first set and is getting outplayed. Regardless of how this ends up, laying -210 with a 39 year old(will be in 3 weeks) that is overweight and doesn't move well since she gave birth is an awful bet. Stephens is younger, moves better, plays better defense and has beaten Serena in big matches before. You are a complete square.
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                                          • Brock Landers
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 06-30-08
                                            • 45359

                                            #22
                                            Thanks for the fade pal
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                                            • jjgold
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388179

                                              #23
                                              serena blasted 1st set!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                                              • Doug tushyterror
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 07-03-12
                                                • 4172

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                                                And predictably Serena loses the first set and is getting outplayed. Regardless of how this ends up, laying -210 with a 39 year old(will be in 3 weeks) that is overweight and doesn't move well since she gave birth is an awful bet. Stephens is younger, moves better, plays better defense and has beaten Serena in big matches before. You are a complete square.
                                                Pretty sure squares don't risk 2K on a team down 0-3 at +950 but keep telling yourself SS was the right side at +175 after she loses in 3 sets.
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                                                • JAKEPEAVY21
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                                                  • 03-11-11
                                                  • 29331

                                                  #25
                                                  Like I said, regardless of outcome it's an awful bet to lay -210 in basically a coin flip match.
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                                                  • Doug tushyterror
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 07-03-12
                                                    • 4172

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                                                    Like I said, regardless of outcome it's an awful bet to lay -210 in basically a coin flip match.
                                                    If you read my post I never mentioned betting her straight but putting her in a bunch of parlays to increase the payout instead of taking SS at any price..big difference.
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                                                    • Brock Landers
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                                                      • 06-30-08
                                                      • 45359

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                                      serena blasted 1st set!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                      How'd she do in 2nd set?
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                                                      • jjgold
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                        • 388179

                                                        #28
                                                        mother fukker
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                                                        • JAKEPEAVY21
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                                                          • 03-11-11
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                                                          #29
                                                          nice hit tushy
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                                                          • Brock Landers
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 06-30-08
                                                            • 45359

                                                            #30
                                                            Sloan is a one trick pony

                                                            Surprised she got this far
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                                                            • Doug tushyterror
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 07-03-12
                                                              • 4172

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                                                              nice hit tushy
                                                              Thanks Jake but the only hit I'm worried about is the Bucks pulling a rabbit out of their ass over the next 4 games.
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                                                              • pavyracer
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 04-12-07
                                                                • 82840

                                                                #32
                                                                JJ PM me your paypal. I want to send you a small token of appreciation. I asked you to give us fades and you delivered again!
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                                                                • Mac4Lyfe
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 01-04-09
                                                                  • 48408

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Is Serena the last of the tennis yellows? Damn she screams every time she hits the ball. I have to put Her and Sharapova on mute just to watch.
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                                                                  • jjgold
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                                    • 388179

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                                    JJ PM me your paypal. I want to send you a small token of appreciation. I asked you to give us fades and you delivered again!
                                                                    lol

                                                                    I am going to cut 2 lawns now

                                                                    Going to charge double fuk them
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                                                                    • KVB
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 05-29-14
                                                                      • 74817

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by SamsNCharge99
                                                                      ...Serena "choke job"...
                                                                      Are we still talking talking about tennis performance here?

                                                                      If not then let me just say that sounds HAWT!!
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