Anyone Guaranteed To Score Tonight?

mjsuax13 · 08-07-20, 05:41 PM

I am. My wife is going to let me hammer it.

Mr KLC · 08-07-20, 06:00 PM

Hammered it a couple of hours ago. Being temporarily unemployed has it's benefits.

KVB · 08-07-20, 06:20 PM

DiggityDaggityDo · 08-07-20, 06:29 PM

Originally posted by mjsuax13

I am. My wife is going to let me hammer it.

Ay, can I get in on this?

jjgold · 08-07-20, 06:39 PM

Nice 👍

cincinnatikid513 · 08-07-20, 06:49 PM

hoping to score 1 goal at least, brazil b and paraguay shutting me out so far

flyingillini · 08-07-20, 06:50 PM

Me , 100%, the Vietnamese girls are down!

manny24 · 08-07-20, 06:50 PM

Coach was looking for drugs guys relax

none of you are getting laid stop fanturbating

DiggityDaggityDo · 08-07-20, 06:54 PM

Oh wow.. what you looking for, JJ?

COCAIN??

mjsuax13 · 08-07-20, 06:57 PM

JJ, what kind of drugs do you like? You seem like you’d be a real weird fuk all coked up.

mjsuax13 · 08-07-20, 06:59 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Ay, can I get in on this?

She’s a huge pain in the ass. Enjoy your freedom.

manny24 · 08-07-20, 07:11 PM

would of loved to see how CarpeDime operated at a party back in the day like boogie nights

jjgold · 08-07-20, 07:24 PM

Manny let’s see nudes of your lovely wife

She will not mind at all

veriableodds · 08-07-20, 07:29 PM

Wife and I got down like it was the summer of 69 last night
im good

Mr KLC · 08-07-20, 07:30 PM

gauchojake · 08-07-20, 07:37 PM

Your aunt

funnyb25 · 08-07-20, 08:05 PM

Originally posted by mjsuax13

JJ, what kind of drugs do you like? You seem like you’d be a real weird fuk all coked up.

Dude is a real weird fuk sober as a goat

pologq · 08-07-20, 08:20 PM

jealous of the guys with real women tonight

funnyb25 · 08-07-20, 08:21 PM

Originally posted by pologq

jealous of the guys with real women tonight

Blow up dolls fine. They don't talk back at least.

Mr KLC · 08-07-20, 08:35 PM

jjgold · 08-07-20, 08:45 PM

Post videos if you have them
Mirrors

Wrongside · 08-07-20, 08:49 PM

Indians sure aint.

mjsuax13 · 08-07-20, 10:53 PM

Originally posted by funnyb25

Dude is a real weird fuk sober as a goat

True.

Mike Huntertz · 08-07-20, 11:10 PM

jjgold makes feel like I can be a better man!
No cribbage for me tonight I'm studying to be a horse moderator!

sourtwist · 08-08-20, 12:19 AM

done deal as usual

BeatTheJerk · 08-08-20, 03:22 AM

Originally posted by flyingillini

Me , 100%, the Vietnamese girls are down!

That would be committing adultery sir ?

clockwise1965 · 08-08-20, 04:00 AM

I like gambling more.

jjgold · 08-08-20, 05:57 AM

sex is overrated it is why I do not have it

Sam Odom · 08-08-20, 06:30 AM

went to sleep too early last night

BeatTheJerk · 08-08-20, 07:43 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

sex is overrated it is why I do not have it

You don’t have nearly a big enough extension to enjoy it that’s your problem.

mjsuax13 · 08-08-20, 11:05 AM

I beat my meat and called it a night.

manny24 · 08-08-20, 11:20 AM

Twister's ole lady is a dime

JayLA · 08-08-20, 11:26 AM

Originally posted by clockwise1965

I like gambling more.

you know what? If we're comparing scoring (as in fkning) to cappin and winnin the bet? i gotta agree. Don't get me wrong, I love and will always love some nice fkn, but been there done that....

winning a well thought-out, super-pounded bet before halftime is unlike anything else.

stevenash · 08-08-20, 11:28 AM

I'm married so the answer to this is NO!