You mean like what should a man know how to do, but you yourself can't do?
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lonegambler23
SBR Hall of Famer
06-22-16
9761
#3
weeder get some sleep
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carolinakid
SBR Posting Legend
01-12-11
19106
#4
not let the female wear the pants........
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JIBBBY
SBR Aristocracy
12-10-09
83691
#5
Laundry
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carolinakid
SBR Posting Legend
01-12-11
19106
#6
but to be real is to cook like a pro, most any dishes
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Unrivaled
SBR Hall of Famer
10-24-11
6685
#7
Say no to your girlfriend/wife if you're about to have a guys night out and she wants to do something.
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stevenash
Moderator
01-17-11
65220
#8
Fart
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SBR_Guest_Pro
SBR MVP
02-10-15
3955
#9
masturbate
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JIBBBY
SBR Aristocracy
12-10-09
83691
#10
Drive a car and then run over protestors that block you..
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pologq
SBR Posting Legend
10-07-12
19899
#11
eat the puss
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2daBank
SBR Aristocracy
01-26-09
88966
#12
Originally posted by JIBBBY
Drive a car and then run over protestors that block you..
I came kinda close to doing that bout a half hour ago jibs. Mfers have it impossible to get around downtown at moment!
How about beating a woman without leaving bruises? That a good 1! Lmfao
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2daBank
SBR Aristocracy
01-26-09
88966
#13
Originally posted by pologq
eat the puss
Show me a guy who don’t eat pussy right and I’ll show you a girl I could take Easy! Lol
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Bluehorseshoe
SBR Posting Legend
07-13-06
14985
#14
Drive stick.
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2daBank
SBR Aristocracy
01-26-09
88966
#15
Originally posted by Bluehorseshoe
Drive stick.
Been trying to teach the old lady this but she incredibly stubborn when she decides she can’t do something! We get to the parking lot, she gets in driver seat and within 2 minutes she starts saying she has to go home and use bathroom! Lmao. Such a pain in the ass!!
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JIBBBY
SBR Aristocracy
12-10-09
83691
#16
Originally posted by 2daBank
I came kinda close to doing that bout a half hour ago jibs. Mfers have it impossible to get around downtown at moment!
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guitarjosh
SBR Hall of Famer
12-25-07
5752
#17
handle a gun
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2daBank
SBR Aristocracy
01-26-09
88966
#18
Originally posted by JIBBBY
Save it pal, I didn’t have the guts. There were police all over trying to defer traffic for these idiots instead of clearing them out the fukkin way! Like the one time the jerkoff police could have been useful to me and they do nothing! Figures!
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Bluehorseshoe
SBR Posting Legend
07-13-06
14985
#19
Originally posted by 2daBank
Been trying to teach the old lady this but she incredibly stubborn when she decides she can’t do something! We get to the parking lot, she gets in driver seat and within 2 minutes she starts saying she has to go home and use bathroom! Lmao. Such a pain in the ass!!
LOL
It was harder years ago when the cars didn't have the feature to stop roll back on an incline.
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JIBBBY
SBR Aristocracy
12-10-09
83691
#20
Put the toiled seat down after taking a leak if you live with a chick..
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hawkeye 16
SBR MVP
09-07-17
3553
#21
Originally posted by Bluehorseshoe
LOL
It was harder years ago when the cars didn't have the feature to stop roll back on an incline.
I didn't even know cars have that feature now.
You have to know how to work the clutch to stop movement, but not stall the engine.
You have to know how to work the clutch to stop movement, but not stall the engine.
I still have never "Popped a clutch" to get it going.
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blankoblanco
SBR MVP
11-18-11
3486
#24
Originally posted by pologq
eat the puss
Best answer by far. Half of these suggestions are irrelevant
Like, drive stick?? Dude, who the hell cares? Welcome to 2020. Pretty soon driving won't even be a thing people do except for sport. Driving a stick will be on the next level of antiquated. Yea, I'm sure your grandkids will be super impressed with your useless skill
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2daBank
SBR Aristocracy
01-26-09
88966
#25
Originally posted by JIBBBY
Put the toiled seat down after taking a leak if you live with a chick..
I guess being raised by a woman that was just ingrained into me. Chicks do appreciate the hell out of that tho! Def a good thing to do. Plus if you always do that and then you pissed off one day it like a lock if you leave it up they will sit their asses right into the toilet! Lmao
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2daBank
SBR Aristocracy
01-26-09
88966
#26
Originally posted by Bluehorseshoe
LOL
It was harder years ago when the cars didn't have the feature to stop roll back on an incline.
Fukk, we nowhere close to working on hills!! Still trying to convince her she is capable of working both her feet and hands at same time! Lmao
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hawkeye 16
SBR MVP
09-07-17
3553
#27
Originally posted by Bluehorseshoe
I still have never "Popped a clutch" to get it going.
I've had to do that a couple times. One time we were out drinking on gravel roads and the starter went out. My friends got out and pushed until we got going fast enough to get the engine to fire up.
Did it another time with a motorcycle with a dead battery. I kept riding it for a awhile and luckily the battery took a charge.
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2daBank
SBR Aristocracy
01-26-09
88966
#28
Originally posted by blankoblanco
Best answer by far. Half of these suggestions are irrelevant
Like, drive stick?? Dude, who the hell cares? Welcome to 2020. Pretty soon driving won't even be a thing people do except for sport. Driving a stick will be on the next level of antiquated. Yea, I'm sure your grandkids will be super impressed with your useless skill
Sticks are much more fun to drive!! Plus pretty much all the bigger trucks I’ve drove for companies where sticks. Might be useless in 20ish years but as of now I can’t imagine how goofy id feel if I hopped in a vehicle that was a stick and had to say I couldn’t drive it! Lolz, Fukk that!
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2daBank
SBR Aristocracy
01-26-09
88966
#29
Originally posted by hawkeye 16
I've had to do that a couple times. One time we were out drinking on gravel roads and the starter went out. My friends got out and pushed until we got going fast enough to get the engine to fire up.
Did it another time with a motorcycle with a dead battery. I kept riding it for a awhile and luckily the battery took a charge.
After we 1st got this Jetta I left lights on somewhere, luckily had little hill so was able to push myself and hop in and pop the bitch! Almost ran out of room before I got enough speed up but got it done!
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hawkeye 16
SBR MVP
09-07-17
3553
#30
Originally posted by blankoblanco
Best answer by far. Half of these suggestions are irrelevant
Like, drive stick?? Dude, who the hell cares? Welcome to 2020. Pretty soon driving won't even be a thing people do except for sport. Driving a stick will be on the next level of antiquated. Yea, I'm sure your grandkids will be super impressed with your useless skill
I see your point, but there is something fun about driving a manual transmission.
They were made before my time, but I had a buddy let me drive his GTO with a Four on the Floor. It will get your heart racing a bit.
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2daBank
SBR Aristocracy
01-26-09
88966
#31
Originally posted by hawkeye 16
I see your point, but there is something fun about driving a manual transmission.
They were made before my time, but I had a buddy let me drive his GTO with a Four on the Floor. It will get your heart racing a bit.
If you get a bad ass fast car and don’t buy a stick you missing the hell out! My Dodge Ram wasn’t a stick but was one them new joints that has the push button 8 speed on the wheel, not quite the same but pretty good!
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Booya711
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-20-11
27329
#32
Shoot a looter
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carolinakid
SBR Posting Legend
01-12-11
19106
#33
To never get pussy whip , i seen so many guys lose everything over this and lose his good sense as well