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  • Seaweed
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-19-12
    • 26314

    #1
    Name one thing every Man should know how to do
    Let’s see what you can’t do

    Fix a flat tire
  • Kermit
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 09-27-10
    • 32555

    #2
    Name one thing every Man should know how to do.

    Let's see what you can't do.



    You mean like what should a man know how to do, but you yourself can't do?
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    • lonegambler23
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 06-22-16
      • 9761

      #3
      weeder get some sleep
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      • carolinakid
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 01-12-11
        • 19106

        #4
        not let the female wear the pants........
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        • JIBBBY
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 12-10-09
          • 83691

          #5
          Laundry
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          • carolinakid
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 01-12-11
            • 19106

            #6
            but to be real is to cook like a pro, most any dishes
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            • Unrivaled
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 10-24-11
              • 6685

              #7
              Say no to your girlfriend/wife if you're about to have a guys night out and she wants to do something.
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              • stevenash
                Moderator
                • 01-17-11
                • 65220

                #8
                Fart
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                • SBR_Guest_Pro
                  SBR MVP
                  • 02-10-15
                  • 3955

                  #9
                  masturbate
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                  • JIBBBY
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 12-10-09
                    • 83691

                    #10
                    Drive a car and then run over protestors that block you..
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                    • pologq
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 10-07-12
                      • 19899

                      #11
                      eat the puss
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                      • 2daBank
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 01-26-09
                        • 88966

                        #12
                        Originally posted by JIBBBY
                        Drive a car and then run over protestors that block you..
                        I came kinda close to doing that bout a half hour ago jibs. Mfers have it impossible to get around downtown at moment!

                        How about beating a woman without leaving bruises? That a good 1! Lmfao
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                        • 2daBank
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 01-26-09
                          • 88966

                          #13
                          Originally posted by pologq
                          eat the puss
                          Show me a guy who don’t eat pussy right and I’ll show you a girl I could take Easy! Lol
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                          • Bluehorseshoe
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 07-13-06
                            • 14985

                            #14
                            Drive stick.
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                            • 2daBank
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 01-26-09
                              • 88966

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Bluehorseshoe
                              Drive stick.
                              Been trying to teach the old lady this but she incredibly stubborn when she decides she can’t do something! We get to the parking lot, she gets in driver seat and within 2 minutes she starts saying she has to go home and use bathroom! Lmao. Such a pain in the ass!!
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                              • JIBBBY
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 12-10-09
                                • 83691

                                #16
                                Originally posted by 2daBank
                                I came kinda close to doing that bout a half hour ago jibs. Mfers have it impossible to get around downtown at moment!
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                                • guitarjosh
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 12-25-07
                                  • 5752

                                  #17
                                  handle a gun
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                                  • 2daBank
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 01-26-09
                                    • 88966

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                    Save it pal, I didn’t have the guts. There were police all over trying to defer traffic for these idiots instead of clearing them out the fukkin way! Like the one time the jerkoff police could have been useful to me and they do nothing! Figures!
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                                    • Bluehorseshoe
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 07-13-06
                                      • 14985

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by 2daBank
                                      Been trying to teach the old lady this but she incredibly stubborn when she decides she can’t do something! We get to the parking lot, she gets in driver seat and within 2 minutes she starts saying she has to go home and use bathroom! Lmao. Such a pain in the ass!!
                                      LOL

                                      It was harder years ago when the cars didn't have the feature to stop roll back on an incline.
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                                      • JIBBBY
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 12-10-09
                                        • 83691

                                        #20
                                        Put the toiled seat down after taking a leak if you live with a chick..
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                                        • hawkeye 16
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 09-07-17
                                          • 3553

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Bluehorseshoe
                                          LOL

                                          It was harder years ago when the cars didn't have the feature to stop roll back on an incline.
                                          I didn't even know cars have that feature now.

                                          You have to know how to work the clutch to stop movement, but not stall the engine.
                                          Last edited by hawkeye 16; 05-29-20, 09:15 PM.
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                                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 11-30-08
                                            • 81454

                                            #22
                                            Bbq
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                                            • Bluehorseshoe
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 07-13-06
                                              • 14985

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by hawkeye 16
                                              I didn't even know cars have that feature now.

                                              You have to know how to work the clutch to stop movement, but not stall the engine.
                                              I still have never "Popped a clutch" to get it going.
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                                              • blankoblanco
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 11-18-11
                                                • 3486

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by pologq
                                                eat the puss
                                                Best answer by far. Half of these suggestions are irrelevant

                                                Like, drive stick?? Dude, who the hell cares? Welcome to 2020. Pretty soon driving won't even be a thing people do except for sport. Driving a stick will be on the next level of antiquated. Yea, I'm sure your grandkids will be super impressed with your useless skill
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                                                • 2daBank
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 01-26-09
                                                  • 88966

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                                  Put the toiled seat down after taking a leak if you live with a chick..
                                                  I guess being raised by a woman that was just ingrained into me. Chicks do appreciate the hell out of that tho! Def a good thing to do. Plus if you always do that and then you pissed off one day it like a lock if you leave it up they will sit their asses right into the toilet! Lmao
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                                                  • 2daBank
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 01-26-09
                                                    • 88966

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Bluehorseshoe
                                                    LOL

                                                    It was harder years ago when the cars didn't have the feature to stop roll back on an incline.
                                                    Fukk, we nowhere close to working on hills!! Still trying to convince her she is capable of working both her feet and hands at same time! Lmao
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                                                    • hawkeye 16
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 09-07-17
                                                      • 3553

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Bluehorseshoe
                                                      I still have never "Popped a clutch" to get it going.
                                                      I've had to do that a couple times. One time we were out drinking on gravel roads and the starter went out. My friends got out and pushed until we got going fast enough to get the engine to fire up.

                                                      Did it another time with a motorcycle with a dead battery. I kept riding it for a awhile and luckily the battery took a charge.
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                                                      • 2daBank
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 01-26-09
                                                        • 88966

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by blankoblanco
                                                        Best answer by far. Half of these suggestions are irrelevant

                                                        Like, drive stick?? Dude, who the hell cares? Welcome to 2020. Pretty soon driving won't even be a thing people do except for sport. Driving a stick will be on the next level of antiquated. Yea, I'm sure your grandkids will be super impressed with your useless skill
                                                        Sticks are much more fun to drive!! Plus pretty much all the bigger trucks I’ve drove for companies where sticks. Might be useless in 20ish years but as of now I can’t imagine how goofy id feel if I hopped in a vehicle that was a stick and had to say I couldn’t drive it! Lolz, Fukk that!
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                                                        • 2daBank
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 01-26-09
                                                          • 88966

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by hawkeye 16
                                                          I've had to do that a couple times. One time we were out drinking on gravel roads and the starter went out. My friends got out and pushed until we got going fast enough to get the engine to fire up.

                                                          Did it another time with a motorcycle with a dead battery. I kept riding it for a awhile and luckily the battery took a charge.
                                                          After we 1st got this Jetta I left lights on somewhere, luckily had little hill so was able to push myself and hop in and pop the bitch! Almost ran out of room before I got enough speed up but got it done!
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                                                          • hawkeye 16
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 09-07-17
                                                            • 3553

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by blankoblanco
                                                            Best answer by far. Half of these suggestions are irrelevant

                                                            Like, drive stick?? Dude, who the hell cares? Welcome to 2020. Pretty soon driving won't even be a thing people do except for sport. Driving a stick will be on the next level of antiquated. Yea, I'm sure your grandkids will be super impressed with your useless skill
                                                            I see your point, but there is something fun about driving a manual transmission.

                                                            They were made before my time, but I had a buddy let me drive his GTO with a Four on the Floor. It will get your heart racing a bit.
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                                                            • 2daBank
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 01-26-09
                                                              • 88966

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by hawkeye 16
                                                              I see your point, but there is something fun about driving a manual transmission.

                                                              They were made before my time, but I had a buddy let me drive his GTO with a Four on the Floor. It will get your heart racing a bit.
                                                              If you get a bad ass fast car and don’t buy a stick you missing the hell out! My Dodge Ram wasn’t a stick but was one them new joints that has the push button 8 speed on the wheel, not quite the same but pretty good!
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                                                              • Booya711
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 12-20-11
                                                                • 27329

                                                                #32
                                                                Shoot a looter
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                                                                • carolinakid
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                                                                  • 01-12-11
                                                                  • 19106

                                                                  #33
                                                                  To never get pussy whip , i seen so many guys lose everything over this and lose his good sense as well
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                                                                  • DrunkHorseplayer
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                                                                    • 05-15-10
                                                                    • 7719

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Drink while playing horses.
                                                                    Last edited by DrunkHorseplayer; 05-29-20, 11:35 PM.
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                                                                    • Headsterx
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                                                                      • 12-03-16
                                                                      • 22435

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Figure out the difference between saloon and PT...

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