** It's Only January But This Is Bound To Be The Biggest Sports News Story of 2020 **

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  • Eddy Munny
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    ** It's Only January But This Is Bound To Be The Biggest Sports News Story of 2020 **
    Keep in mind Brett Favre is 50 years old and has zero head coaching experience.

    AP - Just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder than the peter pics Brett sent Jets sports reporter Jenn Sterger in 2011, reports surfacing out of the University of Southern Mississippi, where Favre spent his collegiate career as the quarterback for the Golden Eagles, issued late Tuesday evening, indicate that Favre, through a mutual agreement with his lawyer, Amos Lyons, and Sterger, his accuser, has settled upon an agreement that could possibly land him a head coaching job as soon as Friday of this week at a major Power 5 conference school.

    The legal ramifications of a job venture at this stage in the game points to none other than Sterger's ex-fiancee, and professional hockey player for the San Jose Sharks, Wally Pitchner, and his connections to the B1G conference and board of regents therein. It has been long debated as to whether or not this is in direct violation of NCAA rules regarding "truant application" but Lyons has stated that the paperwork has passed through the committee's hands without a single veto, indicating that Brett Favre is a full go in the application process.

    Committee chairperson, Craig Romans, is already an outspoken advocate of such a move while Brett Favre's two daughters, Brittany Favre, 21, and Breleigh Favre, 23 remain adamant that their father has no plans to move forward with such a venture and is happy with his current life on the farm, not to mention his palatial 350 acre country estate in Dormund, IN purchased last year for an estimated $4.8 million.

    Brett Favre could not be reached for comment at the time of this release but a 30 minute press conference is rumored to be scheduled for 3:20 EST Thursday afternoon.



    Thoughts?
    Last edited by Eddy Munny; 01-14-20, 10:18 PM.
  • Eddy Munny
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    • KVB
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      #3
      Favre won the HS State Champunship as offensive coordinator in Mississippi just a year ago.

      He's a champun.

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      • KVB
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        • 05-29-14
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        #4
        And I got rick rolled.

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        • jjgold
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          #5
          Lol

          Favre is too dumb to be a coach
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          • DiggityDaggityDo
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            #6
            Originally posted by jjgold
            Lol

            Favre is too dumb to be a coach
            Remember his dick pics?
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            • ttwarrior1
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              #7
              not even a top 100 news story
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              • Eddy Munny
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                #8
                Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                not even a top 100 news story
                What isn't?
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                • franklee168
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                  #9
                  Will he wear his wranglers on the sideline?
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                  • Eddy Munny
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                    not even a top 100 news story
                    Originally posted by Eddy Munny

                    What isn't?
                    Yeah, that's what I thought... You don't even know what the hell you just read. All you remember is getting Jedi-mindfukk'd and then having Rick Astley's pleated khakis gyrating in your face, that latter half of which you undoubtedly enjoyed.
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                    • KVB
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                      #11
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                      • jtoler
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                        • 12-17-13
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                        #12
                        story doesnt make sense when u actually read it
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                        • Eddy Munny
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by jtoler
                          story doesnt make sense when u actually read it
                          Not one bit.

                          Amos Lyons?

                          Wally Pitchner?

                          Craig Romans?

                          "Truant application?" Wtf?

                          Why would Jenn Sterger have anything to do with Brett Favre's hiring as a head coach?

                          Is there a such thing as "Dormund" Indiana?

                          What a dreadful piece of fabrication...

                          But what a sweet, sweet payoff when the bewildered reader proceeds onward to the "news story" for elucidation only to be unceremoniously rick-rolled into oblivion. I want the toll to climb to unprecedented heights. I want victims to see Rick Astley in their nightmares! I want the world and I want it now!!!
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                          • jtoler
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Eddy Munny
                            Not one bit.

                            Amos Lyons?

                            Wally Pitchner?

                            Craig Romans?

                            "Truant application?" Wtf?

                            Why would Jenn Sterger have anything to do with Brett Favre's hiring as a head coach?

                            Is there a such thing as "Dormund" Indiana?

                            What a dreadful piece of fabrication...

                            But what a sweet, sweet payoff when the bewildered reader proceeds onward to the "news story" for elucidation only to be unceremoniously rick-rolled into oblivion. I want the toll to climb to unprecedented heights. I want victims to see Rick Astley in their nightmares! I want the world and I want it now!!!
                            the bold was my first question also. u can run this on tv and the masses wouldnt know any better either theyd just wait for confirmation from another station
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                            • Eddy Munny
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by jtoler
                              the bold was my first question also. u can run this on tv and the masses wouldnt know any better either theyd just wait for confirmation from another station
                              That's a good point... This thread could double as a social experiment to demonstrate how easily you can fool the dumbed down masses with clever presentation (or in this case, just a whirlwind of nonsensical verbiage). It's a case study in how fake news passes as real news and vice versa.
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                              • MickeyMan
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                Remember his dick pics?
                                Post the pics diggity or you are gay
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                                • RudyRuetigger
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                                  #17
                                  saloon
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                                  • 5mike5
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                                    #18
                                    +1

                                    saloon
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                                    • Eddy Munny
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                                      saloon
                                      Originally posted by 5mike5
                                      +1

                                      saloon
                                      Look at these two assclowns who soiled their diapers after getting hit with a thunderous slab of Rick-roll. Now they wanna send me to the saloon to avenge their public humiliation. Fat chance, sourpuss... Ima big deal around here and the brass know it. Untouchable.
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                                      • DiggityDaggityDo
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by MickeyMan
                                        Post the pics diggity or you are gay



                                        No Homo
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                                        • 19th Hole
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                                          • 03-22-09
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                          lol

                                          favre is too dumb to be a coach
                                          Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                          not even a top 100 news story
                                          Originally posted by franklee168
                                          will he wear his wranglers on the sideline?
                                          Originally posted by rudyruetigger
                                          saloon
                                          Originally posted by 5mike5
                                          +1

                                          saloon
                                          rickie rollied
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                                          • gummo
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                                            #22
                                            Great players make shytty coaches anyway.
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                                            • 19th Hole
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by gummo
                                              Great players make shytty coaches anyway.
                                              ^^^^May I quote this Rickie??
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                                              • Eddy Munny
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                                                #24
                                                I may have created a monster here.

                                                All the RR victims are banning together now and starting hashtag movements in an effort to smear my good name.
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                                                • Eddy Munny
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                                                  Alright, alright, alright... 2nd biggest sports news story of 2020.
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                                                  • Chi_archie
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                                                    #26
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                                                    • Mackballs
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                                                      #27
                                                      It had a good run.
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                                                      • KVB
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Eddy Munny
                                                        Alright, alright, alright... 2nd biggest sports news story of 2020.
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