1. 08-22-12 07:01 PM #1
    jjgold
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    Guys Are You Surprised That King Mayan Was Not The Tough Guy We Thought He Was??

    Everyone here saw pics

    Now no lie here at least 35 guys emailed me and said the same thing

    Here were some of the quotes

    " JJ I thought he was tougher"
    "JJ he sure sounded tough behind a keyboard"
    "JJ he looked more like an actor than a street hood"
    "JJ he was smaller than I thought"
    "JJ I want a piece of him"
    "JJ is that really Mayan"
    "JJ is he straight"
    "JJ I thought he would knock someone out"
    "JJ are you kidding me, he would never last in my hood"
    "JJ huh thats him"
    "JJ he looks like a rich kid from Beverley Hills"
    "JJ was he sleeping with Opie"
    "JJ common now lets go get him and get $300 a week protection"
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  2. 08-22-12 07:08 PM #2
    King Mayan
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    I've gotten the same reaction throughout my life..

    I'm a very nice guy until you piss me off.. Then I turn into a crazy vato..
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  3. 08-22-12 07:10 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    I've gotten the same reaction throughout my life..

    I'm a very nice guy until you piss me off.. Then I turn into a crazy vato..

    You''re alright Mayan.

    I have heard you lie about the gym and mostly just bicep curl 30 pound dumbbells but you are still a good guy in my books.
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  4. 08-22-12 07:13 PM #4
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    You should have seen him in the club on Saturday night. Wouldnt have wanted to see what would've happened if some dumb ass didn't back away.

    Mayan can crack skulls
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  5. 08-22-12 07:17 PM #5
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    Mayan is a gentle giant

    Mayan is a good vato

    Mayan should have bitch slapped Opie
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  6. 08-22-12 07:19 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Mayan is a gentle giant

    Mayan is a good vato

    Mayan should have bitch slapped Opie
    Opie payed Mayan off the minute he saw him. I heard opie was shaking like a leaf when Mayan walked in the casino the first night.
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  7. 08-22-12 07:19 PM #7
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    BigDay go back to shooting ducks in the woods while I go on street corners and flag hookers down and fuk them in abandoned buildings

    ok???
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  8. 08-22-12 07:20 PM #8
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    El rey mayan is cool people
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  9. 08-22-12 07:20 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    You should have seen him in the club on Saturday night. Wouldnt have wanted to see what would've happened if some dumb ass didn't back away.

    Mayan can crack skulls
    This
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  10. 08-22-12 07:22 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    BigDay go back to shooting ducks in the woods while I go on street corners and flag hookers down and fuk them in abandoned buildings

    ok???
    What's wrong with shooting ducks in the woods?
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  11. 08-22-12 07:23 PM #11
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    Unreal
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  12. 08-22-12 07:23 PM #12
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    Mayan is a monster. Never let height or gentleness fool you. Him and BigDay are people you would want on your side of a brawl any day.
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  13. 08-22-12 07:24 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    BigDay go back to shooting ducks in the woods while I go on street corners and flag hookers down and fuk them in abandoned buildings

    ok???
    Watch for my hunting vids this fall.

    Abandon buildings... Unreal
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  14. 08-22-12 07:24 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post

    Opie payed Mayan off the minute he saw him. I heard opie was shaking like a leaf when Mayan walked in the casino the first night.
    fireman I think your right


    opie always buying his way out of trouble
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  15. 08-22-12 07:26 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    fireman I think your right


    opie always buying his way out of trouble
    Just like jr Ewing smokey....
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  16. 08-22-12 07:27 PM #16
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    This is Mayan when you meet him:



    This is Mayan when you piss him off:



    Any questions? I wouldn't piss him off JJ, gives me the hibbie jibbies
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  17. 08-22-12 07:39 PM #17
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    first time a message board made me cry

    I set my hopes high of seeing a video of Mayan anal pumping PWAD..... alas, nothing of the like materialized


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  18. 08-22-12 07:44 PM #18
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    Lets call him..........King Teddy Mayan now
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  19. 08-22-12 07:53 PM #19
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    I wanna replace my childhood teddy with king mayan and cuddle with him as I suck my thumb.
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  20. 08-22-12 07:54 PM #20
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    Looked plenty tough to me.
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  21. 08-22-12 07:57 PM #21
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    Mayan should have poped opies butt cherry
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  22. 08-22-12 07:58 PM #22
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    Looks big to me
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  23. 08-22-12 08:01 PM #23
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    Who here still has their butt cherry???

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  24. 08-22-12 08:01 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by acl123 View Post
    Mayan should have poped opies butt cherry
    Then slapped him around a little.
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  25. 08-22-12 08:31 PM #25
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    King mayonnaise is the man
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  26. 08-22-12 09:35 PM #26
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    what do you expect with volume training, wimp
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  27. 08-22-12 09:41 PM #27
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    Mayan has cooled off since he first began posting

    He and I used to go round and round

    Not anymore, now it's mostly late emails and suggestions on wine
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  28. 08-22-12 09:44 PM #28
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    Firecrotch, Smoke, and that retard that plays catch by himself all seem very interested in other men's anal cavities.

    Hmmm.....
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  29. 08-22-12 10:08 PM #29
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  30. 08-22-12 10:14 PM #30
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    Did anyone there see Mayan injecting???

    I know he does.
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  31. 08-22-12 10:15 PM #31
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    Mayan is brown as fukk. I wonder if he and Opie exchanged tanning tips or if they tanned together poolside.
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  32. 08-22-12 10:18 PM #32
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    Mayan someone told me in confidence you were 3.17 inches??

    Is this true..no big deal

    I am 2.5 inches
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  33. 08-22-12 10:20 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by convick View Post
    Mayan is brown as fukk. I wonder if he and Opie exchanged tanning tips or if they tanned together poolside.
    mean...but I laughed
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  34. 08-22-12 10:22 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Mayan someone told me in confidence you were 3.17 inches??

    Is this true..no big deal

    I am 2.5 inches
    Rooster certified
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  35. 08-22-12 10:25 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    mean...but I laughed
    Nice to hear you found it so funny.....

    Hopefully you get just as big of a kick from the infraction I just gave you!!
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