Any inventors out there?? Need some help

[sweep]

Need someone to invent a breathalyzer for electronic devices. IE computers, laptops, smart phones.

I dumped both Pokerstars & WSOP accounts playing while skunked drunk. North of 4K


Would never have happened if I was sober. Need a tube that I could blow into in order to start my laptop...One that dosnt fire if .08 BAC or above...

[jts1207]

already exist sweeper

[gauchojake]

trust me even if you attached that to to your comp you would have your 8 y/o nephew breathing into it to get some action

[MickeyMan]

trust me even if you attached that to to your comp you would have your 8 y/o nephew breathing into it to get some action

Plus there are always the balloons that you fill up with sober air in the closet for emergencies

[sweep]

already exist sweeper

link?

[unde0087]

trust me even if you attached that to to your comp you would have your 8 y/o nephew breathing into it to get some action

[RudyRuetigger]

bro i already suggested this for hurrys posts

ok i will give you 40% if you can find someone to do it BIGLY and CHEAPLY

[RudyRuetigger]

trust me even if you attached that to to your comp you would have your 8 y/o nephew breathing into it to get some action

you do have a point there bro

i do not have one of those around

do you think a dog could do it??????

[Al Masters]

you do have a point there bro

do you think a dog could do it??????

Call him and find out!

Firedawg
Firedawg
come boy come boy.

Should be here any second.

[gauchojake]

Call him and find out!

Firedawg
Firedawg
come boy come boy.

Should be here any second.

[RudyRuetigger]

you guys all seem very tilted

it is embarrassing

was a simple question

[jjgold]

No excuses

Drinkers never ever win gambling

Poker Players love them Easy ash to steal

Bookmakers love them

[RudyRuetigger]

No excuses

Drinkers never ever win gambling

Poker Players love them Easy ash to steal

Bookmakers love them

i wonder why noone will play me at sbr

[firedawg]

Al is tilted

[Sam Odom]

sorry to read that sweep

[BigBusiness]

Not surprising. I've seen the way you play poker when sober.


Can't imagine how you play when drunk.


Idiot.

[RudyRuetigger]

true story bro

even worse if he was drnking PABST BLUE RIBBON like he usually does

[JIBBBY]

Somebody say inventions?

[KVB]

trust me even if you attached that to to your comp you would have your 8 y/o nephew breathing into it to get some action

[dlowilly]

Pain killers are more dangerous than drinking while gambling

Losing when drunk you get extra pissed off, losing with pain killers you giggle and wave at your chips as they go bye bye

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Sweep what’s your screen name & when you playing again

im not real impressed with WSOP. Nothing like PokerStarsNJ

[RudyRuetigger]

Sweep what’s your screen name & when you playing again

im not real impressed with WSOP. Nothing like PokerStarsNJ

search no1killa, heh8me, lol4u, awwinbeast

probably one of those

[sweep]

Sweep what’s your screen name & when you playing again

im not real impressed with WSOP. Nothing like PokerStarsNJ

Ill text u when i get home...all wsop has is more traffic and more frequent tournys. Stars by far has the best interface/user friendly software

[sweep]

trust me even if you attached that to to your comp you would have your 8 y/o nephew breathing into it to get some action

Not possible with the vehicle breathalyzer....somehow it knows and will also ask you to blow mid driving

[bonzaii]

i wonder why noone will play me at sbr

Because you play when most people are at work.

[dlowilly]

You can't run around claiming you are high level SBR or have special access and then act offended when someone thinks ur a superusing plant that siphons points from posters in the poker room

[LVHerbie]

I saw a great "investment" yesterday for $1500 with strong potential... Unfortunately, like alot of great things in that price range, it would require a bunch of babysitting and I'm lacking time ATM...

[phinfan27615]

The more drunk I am the more I want to play cards, it's fun but a horrible way to play. At a cash game last weekend my friend with me told me I was so drunk I fell over while getting up to go take a piss

[sweep]

Agree phinfan...not only was i shit clown drunk i was playing PLO and i never, ever play PLO

[RudyRuetigger]

Because you play when most people are at work.

wow

they must live horrible lives

maybe they can atleast cash out subway and taco bell giftcards

[bonzaii]

wow

they must live horrible lives

maybe they can atleast cash out subway and taco bell giftcards

[sweep]

You can't run around claiming you are high level SBR or have special access and then act offended when someone thinks ur a superusing plant that siphons points from posters in the poker room

Rudy might be a tad off the wall but he's no ghost nor a stiff...just an oddball

[RudyRuetigger]

Rudy might be a tad off the wall but he's no ghost nor a stiff...just an oddball

oh wow

if sweeper thinks that i am definitely fukked

[RudyRuetigger]

Pain killers are more dangerous than drinking while gambling

Losing when drunk you get extra pissed off, losing with pain killers you giggle and wave at your chips as they go bye bye

spoken like a guy that drinks milk from a carton

WHAT A BADASS

[Otters27]

Might have to bet points on for a while