My job wouldnt let me off today i just didnt show up

[Bigbill365]

I was planning on watching the games all day so I called off this morning but they said I had to come in so I just didn't go. Could someone here call and pretend to be my uncle?

[RudyRuetigger]

do not worry

i am with your mom and she said not to worry about the dishes

[jjgold]

Lol

Not worth losing your job pal

[Mackballs]

Billy excellent work

Many of us strive for this type of dedication

[JohnGalt2341]

Is the picture in your avatar the same photo I.D. you use for your work badge? I'm guessing that you work at some type of S&M Liquor Store?

[Bostongambler]

Bill who is going to make fries 🍟 today?

[cincinnatikid513]

i hope you arent a doctor

[MickeyMan]

I’ll call for you billy send me your details and stats

[Heltah Skeltah]

Bill you live at the group home you don't work at it. We have been thru this before. Now don't forget to eat and go to the bathroom today

[shocka1212]

Bill who is going to make fries  today?

last week I was chopping lettuce, this week I'm making fries.

[ikid2groove415]

I was planning on watching the games all day so I called off this morning but they said I had to come in so I just didn't go. Could someone here call and pretend to be my uncle?

People do this every year during tournament time!! It’s the norm

[Mac4Lyfe]

[kingdom]

People do this every year during tournament time!! It’s the norm

I did this once when i was younger working at a bar, not even realizing it was st. paddy's day til after i called out. they hated me the next day.

[bruceBRUCEbruce]

I got a 4 day weekend! Boss said “if you don’t come in tomorrow, don’t bother showing up on Monday” Yes!

[franklee168]

I always let the guys know it's not a request, but a courtesy notice that I'll be off.

[Otters27]

Haha funny thread

[jjgold]

THis tourney just does not have the sting like it use too

Too many kids leave early so watered down product

[Mac4Lyfe]

[BigOrange]

I was planning on watching the games all day so I called off this morning but they said I had to come in so I just didn't go. Could someone here call and pretend to be my uncle?

I am sure they can get someone else to flip the fries.

[jayc88]

Working is overrated, better to stay at home and gamble the entire day.

[INVEGA MAN]

Tell them grandma died. I did this all the time till they ask me how many grandmas I had but I said my mother and dad have been married a total of 6 times. It worked!!