What's Your Life Motto

[The Kraken]

Krakens is simple

THUG LIFE

[magaman]

bet cash win cash

[The Giant]

Pump it and dump it.

[magaman]

hit it and quit it

[RangeFinder]

Weep and you weep alone. Laugh and the world laughs with you

[jtoler]

I agree Kraken, hate kills.

[The Kraken]

Good stuff men

Life mottos are important, they guide us. It's the one constant in life, never deviate.

[King Mayan]

Ram it hard

[funnyb25]

I may have sex with a black woman tonight

Any tips?

I have done white, asian, mexican, but never black...

Any tips besides a much larger penis?

[RudyRuetigger]

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on

[funnyb25]

Nevermind...I just googled...

Best tips for having sex with a black woman is not to have sex.

[semibluff]

Don't get caught.

[The Giant]

I may have sex with a black woman tonight

Any tips?

I have done white, asian, mexican, but never black...

Any tips besides a much larger penis?

400 points if you go on camera with a black woman and talk about having sex with her.

Offer is good until midnight EST.

[gobucks]

Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind'; and, 'Love your neighbor as yourself

[GUMMO77]

Get your kicks before the whole shit-house goes up in flames.

[RudyRuetigger]

400 points if you go on camera with a black woman and talk about having sex with her.

Offer is good until midnight EST.

can I have this offer?????????

[The Giant]

can I have this offer?????????

Nope.

For you, I'll give you 800 points if you do the exact same thing.

Good luck!

[RudyRuetigger]

Nope.

For you, I'll give you 800 points if you do the exact same thing.

Good luck!

I am actually a black woman

so all I need is a white guy to video it??

[funnyb25]

Lmao...all I have to do is talk about having sex with her?

Not actually have sex...

I may puke, but will do it.

[RudyRuetigger]

Lmao...all I have to do is talk about having sex with her?

Not actually have sex...

I may puke, but will do it.

as a black woman, this clearly deserves a ban

[The Giant]

I am actually a black woman

so all I need is a white guy to video it??

Sure.

Lmao...all I have to do is talk about having sex with her?

Not actually have sex...

I may puke, but will do it.

It can't be some homeless black woman you interview under a bridge.

She has to be with you.

Like in your car, in your apartment, etc.

[RudyRuetigger]

how long do I have to find a white guy?

[magaman]

Sure.


It can't be some homeless black woman you interview under a bridge.

She has to be with you.

Like in your car, in your apartment, etc.

Black women keep finding themselves in my car... it's like their natural habitat

[The Giant]

how long do I have to find a white guy?

Midnight EST.

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Mine used to be "the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom"

Now is "don't trust anybody!"

[The Giant]

Black women keep finding themselves in my car... it's like their natural habitat

That reminds me of a Seinfeld episode where Jerry's car had this death odor that he just couldn't shake.

He had to give the car to a homeless guy.

[RudyRuetigger]

Midnight EST.

pass

no way I can drive and any uber that comes here will not be a white guy

will cost too much

give me a week and 1k points


3 questions to ask

[RudyRuetigger]

Mine used to be "the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom"

Now is "don't trust anybody!"

the stiff has the motto, do not trust anybody

cannot make this shit up

[jjgold]

One day at a time

[The Giant]

pass

no way I can drive and any uber that comes here will not be a white guy

will cost too much

give me a week and 1k points


3 questions to ask

Are you really a black woman?

What is your name and what are your measurements?

[Mr KLC]

Adversity introduces a man to himself.

[stealthyburrito]

Life is a bitch and then you die.

[daneblazer]

Fart less

[RudyRuetigger]

Are you really a black woman?

What is your name and what are your measurements?

Shaniqua

5'4 210

why?

[The Giant]

Shaniqua

5'4 210

why?

Just confirming.

So far, it sounds legit.