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  • Pecos Bill
    SBR MVP
    • 05-27-09
    • 1958

    #36
    Originally posted by englishmike
    Pesos, your brain is very similar to the four-headed, man-eating haddock fish beast of Lake Michigan.

    It doesn't exist.
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    • englishmike
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 06-19-08
      • 5279

      #37
      Have you considered solving the problem of your low ceilings by cutting off your visitors heads?
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      • Pecos Bill
        SBR MVP
        • 05-27-09
        • 1958

        #38
        Originally posted by FreshCoast
        This would make a good movie.

        Although it's not a completely original idea, the Nazi's started doing this when they were in power, before the war. It's how they learned to exterminate people so well. It all started with the retarded, sick and elderly people.
        Did wonders for their economy.

        Hopefully one day pecos Bill will become prime minister of Canada and implement his master plan.
        This is not like the Nazi's.Those with diseases (other than AIDS) will be given one year to find a cure, if unsuccessful, will be killed immediately.

        Kill everyone over 80 no matter what.

        Anyone who decides to be violent is killed on the second offense. Murderers killed on the first offense. Rapists will be given five chances to change.

        Give raises to all lawyers, politicians, and celebrities for being so awesome.

        Mandatory viewing of Rocky IV at least once a year.
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        • AMBlai01
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 09-16-08
          • 5882

          #39
          Pecos....Your threads are getting stranger and stranger...
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          • reno cool
            SBR MVP
            • 07-02-08
            • 3567

            #40
            man I forgot what a nice body that girl had. Even with taco's head she dont look that bad.
            bird bird da bird's da word
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            • englishmike
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 06-19-08
              • 5279

              #41
              Reno, she was waaaaaay fukin cool too. Told me straight up that she hated every minute of being there and basically 'hosted' for extra cash to pad out her college fund. I hinted at 'extras' and she made it clear that she wouldn't, but she did say there wasn't a day that didn't go by that she didn't think about how much she could make being hooker.
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              • wtf
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 08-22-08
                • 12983

                #42
                who is that pict next to taco getting *** on the face? fukin hilarious
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                • englishmike
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 06-19-08
                  • 5279

                  #43
                  Very funny WTF. The funny thing is, he's been posting here for 2 weeks, unless he's a ghost how the fuk did he know that pic was me?

                  Fiveteamer +175
                  JJ Gold +200
                  Bread +350
                  Taco +400
                  Crazy Lou +500
                  Binar 99 +1600
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                  • reno cool
                    SBR MVP
                    • 07-02-08
                    • 3567

                    #44
                    we know what the top 4 look like. It's not him.
                    bird bird da bird's da word
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                    • wtf
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 08-22-08
                      • 12983

                      #45
                      fiveteamer for fukin sure

                      sbr's biggest tard by miles

                      would put it at -250
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                      • englishmike
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 06-19-08
                        • 5279

                        #46
                        I forgot he's made a vid. How could I forget?

                        Snorting off the Jesus picture if I remember rightly.
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                        • reno cool
                          SBR MVP
                          • 07-02-08
                          • 3567

                          #47
                          I'd be curious to see a 5teamer-Pecos Bill interaction.
                          bird bird da bird's da word
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                          • TheIntegrityKid
                            SBR MVP
                            • 06-08-09
                            • 3063

                            #48
                            Something tells me this Pecos guy wants to come off as joking, but actually means everything he says

                            I really don't know what to make of him. Do I just sit back and laugh at him telling us about him eating his own *** and getting retards high? Or do I try and talk some sense into him? Is that even possible? Hmm...


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                            • Pecos Bill
                              SBR MVP
                              • 05-27-09
                              • 1958

                              #49
                              Originally posted by wtf
                              who is that pict next to taco getting *** on the face? fukin hilarious
                              Thats englishmike getting a nice facial.
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                              • flyingillini
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 12-06-06
                                • 41219

                                #50
                                Pecos, did you end up shooting the Oxy? or just snorting it?
                                המוסד‎
                                המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                • Pecos Bill
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 05-27-09
                                  • 1958

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by englishmike
                                  Very funny WTF. The funny thing is, he's been posting here for 2 weeks, unless he's a ghost how the fuk did he know that pic was me?

                                  Fiveteamer +175
                                  JJ Gold +200
                                  Bread +350
                                  Taco +400
                                  Crazy Lou +500
                                  Binar 99 +1600
                                  I searched "bash photos" to fvck w/ some pics.Your name was clearly stated on the pic.
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                                  • Pecos Bill
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 05-27-09
                                    • 1958

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by flyingillini
                                    Pecos, did you end up shooting the Oxy? or just snorting it?
                                    didnt have the balls to shoot it, so i just took it up the nose.Good shit.
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                                    • Dbldown11
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 08-17-06
                                      • 3605

                                      #53
                                      .....shouldnt people that snort drugs be added to this bubble? Most people I know that shoot or snort drugs are pretty big wastes of space. And pretty unpleasant to be around
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                                      • scurd8
                                        SBR Hustler
                                        • 06-08-09
                                        • 69

                                        #54
                                        A++ Level. Got everyone riled up. Mission accomplished.
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                                        • The HG
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 11-01-06
                                          • 3566

                                          #55
                                          And, what we should do, is for PR purposes, use Andrew Dice Clay to sell the whole thing, he can be the spokesman, make public service videos about it, be the face and voice of the whole thing. We'll send him to give speeches to an auditorium full of fags and retards about to get slaughtered, Clay will be fair but tough about it all. He'll be like

                                          "Hey, why you gettin killed? YA NOT FUKKIN NORMAL, ok? TAKE A LOOK IN THE FUKKIN MIRROR! DO YOU LIKE LOOKING LIKE THAT? DO YOU WANT EVERYONE ELSE TO FUKKIN BE LIKE THAT FOR CENTURIES AND CENTURIES?? GET OUT OF MY FACE AND INTO THE FUKKIN VAPORIZER YOU FAIRIES AND FREAKS!"

                                          "GRAMPA, LOOK AT YOU! YA 95 FUKKIN YEARS OLD! YOU CAN'T WALK, YOU CAN'T TALK, YOU'RE SH*TTING ALL OVER THE PLACE, WHAT THE FUKK DO YOU HAVE TO LIVE FOR?? GET IN THE CHAMBER!"
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                                          • Dbldown11
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 08-17-06
                                            • 3605

                                            #56
                                            I probably shouldnt say this.......But does anyone else hope that Pecos gets diagnosed with cancer like tomorrow?
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                                            • englishmike
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 06-19-08
                                              • 5279

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by The HG
                                              And, what we should do, is for PR purposes, use Andrew Dice Clay to sell the whole thing, he can be the spokesman, make public service videos about it, be the face and voice of the whole thing. We'll send him to give speeches to an auditorium full of fags and retards about to get slaughtered, Clay will be fair but tough about it all. He'll be like

                                              "Hey, why you gettin killed? YA NOT FUKKIN NORMAL, ok? TAKE A LOOK IN THE FUKKIN MIRROR! DO YOU LIKE LOOKING LIKE THAT? DO YOU WANT EVERYONE ELSE TO FUKKIN BE LIKE THAT FOR CENTURIES AND CENTURIES?? GET OUT OF MY FACE AND INTO THE FUKKIN VAPORIZER YOU FAIRIES AND FREAKS!"

                                              "GRAMPA, LOOK AT YOU! YA 95 FUKKIN YEARS OLD! YOU CAN'T WALK, YOU CAN'T TALK, YOU'RE SH*TTING ALL OVER THE PLACE, WHAT THE FUKK DO YOU HAVE TO LIVE FOR?? GET IN THE CHAMBER!"
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                                              • reno cool
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 07-02-08
                                                • 3567

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by The HG
                                                And, what we should do, is for PR purposes, use Andrew Dice Clay to sell the whole thing, he can be the spokesman, make public service videos about it, be the face and voice of the whole thing. We'll send him to give speeches to an auditorium full of fags and retards about to get slaughtered, Clay will be fair but tough about it all. He'll be like

                                                "Hey, why you gettin killed? YA NOT FUKKIN NORMAL, ok? TAKE A LOOK IN THE FUKKIN MIRROR! DO YOU LIKE LOOKING LIKE THAT? DO YOU WANT EVERYONE ELSE TO FUKKIN BE LIKE THAT FOR CENTURIES AND CENTURIES?? GET OUT OF MY FACE AND INTO THE FUKKIN VAPORIZER YOU FAIRIES AND FREAKS!"

                                                "GRAMPA, LOOK AT YOU! YA 95 FUKKIN YEARS OLD! YOU CAN'T WALK, YOU CAN'T TALK, YOU'RE SH*TTING ALL OVER THE PLACE, WHAT THE FUKK DO YOU HAVE TO LIVE FOR?? GET IN THE CHAMBER!"
                                                dude knows his Dice. excellent
                                                bird bird da bird's da word
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                                                • The Seer
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 10-29-07
                                                  • 10641

                                                  #59
                                                  Originally posted by Willie Bee
                                                  Give him time, I'm quite certain this will pale in comparison to some of the stuff we'll see from him later on.
                                                  Willie Bee is a fukkin prophet.
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                                                  • THE PROFIT
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 11-27-09
                                                    • 17701

                                                    #60
                                                    Cancer? It's not a communicable disease & 50% of the population gets it! I really hate this asshole
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                                                    • stealthyburrito
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 05-12-09
                                                      • 21562

                                                      #61
                                                      isn't this social darwinism? wasn't hitler a social darwinist?
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                                                      • DOMINATER
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 12-10-09
                                                        • 3698

                                                        #62
                                                        Not only are you getting the girls now you got a plan to make the money pacos great
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                                                        • ericthegangster
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 12-10-09
                                                          • 1764

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by Willie Bee
                                                          Give him time, I'm quite certain this will pale in comparison to some of the stuff we'll see from him later on.
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                                                          • Pecos Bill
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 05-27-09
                                                            • 1958

                                                            #64
                                                            Stop bumping my old threads.
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