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  • Pecos Bill
    SBR MVP
    • 05-27-09
    • 1958

    #1
    I have a Genius idea!
    Okay, so let me get this straight, we have all these incredible scientists, doctors, researchers, nerds in coats, whatever the hell you wanna call them working on cures for things like cancer, aids, the flu, pneumonia and herpes etc. Right?

    So, all of our money that we throw at these retards with glasses and what have they accomplished?

    Charities. That's right, we have foundations that basically want more of our money to make the lives of these people who will eventually die, "better".

    So how is it that not one of these bright minded fvcks working over there came up with such a simple strategy to effectively SOLVE the cancer, aids and alike problem once and for all?

    Well here it is folks, quarantine and eliminate. So fvcking simple I nearly jerked myself off just thinking about it.

    3 Steps to cure aids/cancer/everything wrong with idiots who contract diseases:

    Step 1: Quarantine;
    This means a MANDITORY round up and testing of every mother fvcker, otherwise it's death.
    If we find that you have a disease, you're dick is cut off so you can no longer breed your infestation with others.
    If you are a female your vagina would be locked up through a method not yet invented, but in the process of doing so.

    Step 2: Complet cut off from the rest of society;
    This means absolutely NO contact with anyone diseased whatsoever, they live in their domes, we live outside in the real world.

    Step 3: Only healthy, non-diseased people will mate with other non-diseased people.
    This will then produce only healthy babies so that the next generations will be completely disease-free and live prosperous lives.

    Think about it, many people contract diseases from people who don't even know they have it. Eliminate those that do, and problem solved.

    This goes the same for deformed babies and alike.


    It's basically like re-calling bad food, re-call all the shitty ones( ppl with down syndrome) and make sure it never spreads out. The infected will die off in a couple decades and bam, that would be the end of it.

    I doubt this will work however because the "scientists" and "researchers" will talk about how they are "close" to finding a cure when in reality they just want your money to pay off their nice Volvo's and Hyndai's.

    If you're sick and tired of visiting grandma at the hospital because she's dying of cancer, it's time we came up with a plan that would work! No more will we have to suffer buying "get well soon" cards, FvCK that shit.

  • Dbldown11
    SBR MVP
    • 08-17-06
    • 3605

    #2
    that's the dumbest things I've ever read.....

    you know some people would say we should round up, quarantine and let minorities die off too......you're hispanic right????
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    • Dbldown11
      SBR MVP
      • 08-17-06
      • 3605

      #3
      and I hope you're joking when you say "I doubt it'll work"

      OBVIOUSLY IT WILL NOT WORK.....lets see

      1) unethical
      2) unconstitutional
      3) ****ing stupid as hell
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      • SBR Lou
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 08-02-07
        • 37863

        #4
        I think you should take it one step further and immediately bar convicted felons to the dome as well, in fact just move the entire Prison system outside of the real world and into this imaginary dome so civilization can live in peace. This would also eliminate the need for our trial system since everyone would be far too afraid to be banished for all eternity. Undoubtedly the above will cause some who were framed or truly innocent to be doomed for forever and ever, but if you want to make an omelet you got to break some eggs.
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        • Dbldown11
          SBR MVP
          • 08-17-06
          • 3605

          #5
          and finally.....just because two healthy people have a child does not mean that the baby will be healthy and disease free. Downsyndrom has to do with genetics....not a disease that is caught or spread. Honestly they didnt give you a high school degree did they? maybe you should have paid more attention to the science classes those dumb ass scientists you speak of teach
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          • Pecos Bill
            SBR MVP
            • 05-27-09
            • 1958

            #6
            Originally posted by Dbldown11
            and finally.....just because two healthy people have a child does not mean that the baby will be healthy and disease free. Downsyndrom has to do with genetics....not a disease that is caught or spread. Honestly they didnt give you a high school degree did they? maybe you should have paid more attention to the science classes those dumb ass scientists you speak of teach

            your just jealous you didnt think of this first.
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            • bettilimbroke999
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 02-04-08
              • 13254

              #7
              Pecos do you really want them to cut your dick off and put you in a dome?
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              • Bluehorseshoe
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 07-13-06
                • 15004

                #8
                This is right up there with my idea of using a huge ice machine to re-freeze the Polar Ice Cap.
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                • DrStale
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 12-07-08
                  • 9692

                  #9
                  Curing cancer by quarantining people.....glad to know smoking cigarettes wont give me cancer, because apparently it's acquired via STD?
                  Originally posted by Dark Horse
                  If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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                  • pavyracer
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 04-12-07
                    • 82839

                    #10
                    Just because it's typed on a gambling forum doesn't mean it is an idea. It's more of a random incohesive thought.
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                    • WindyCitySports
                      SBR Hustler
                      • 06-04-09
                      • 52

                      #11
                      HAHAHAHAH...crazy...This is some funny shyt..There should also be a moron test..I can't stand stupid fcks in this world.
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                      • Thor4140
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 02-09-08
                        • 22296

                        #12
                        Can't make any money with a cure.
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                        • dwaechte
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 08-27-07
                          • 5481

                          #13
                          This may be the dumbest thing I've ever read.
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                          • Pecos Bill
                            SBR MVP
                            • 05-27-09
                            • 1958

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Dbldown11
                            and I hope you're joking when you say "I doubt it'll work"

                            OBVIOUSLY IT WILL NOT WORK.....lets see

                            1) unethical
                            2) unconstitutional
                            3) ****ing stupid as hell

                            First of all it wouldnt be unethical because we wouldn't kill them, just let them die off.Second of all its not unconstitutional since essentially we'd be quarantining the retards/diseased...and quarantine isnt unconstitutional.
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                            • HAPPY BOY
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-10-05
                              • 7109

                              #15
                              Pecos your a fvcking pisser. I love this guy. good luck with your campaign there Pecos Hermann Goering. too funny.
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                              • Pecos Bill
                                SBR MVP
                                • 05-27-09
                                • 1958

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Thor4140
                                Can't make any money with a cure.
                                exactyl, it's all a sham thats one of the reasons i never donate to charaties...fvcking leeches.
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                                • pico
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 04-05-07
                                  • 27321

                                  #17
                                  Monsanto created a plant that is naturally resistant to bugs and other plant diseases. After a while, the entire farming industry start using this crop. Then few decades later, some weird disease wiped them out.
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                                  • Willie Bee
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 02-14-06
                                    • 15726

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Dbldown11
                                    that's the dumbest things I've ever read.....
                                    Give him time, I'm quite certain this will pale in comparison to some of the stuff we'll see from him later on.
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                                    • bettilimbroke999
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 02-04-08
                                      • 13254

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by DrStale
                                      Curing cancer by quarantining people.....glad to know smoking cigarettes wont give me cancer, because apparently it's acquired via STD?
                                      There is no way to get a disease other than genetically or STD, swine flu was made up, so was plague, lung cancer, food poisoning, etc

                                      Pecos is not concerned with madeup diseases, also considering that no one alive has a perfect sequence of genes this is going to be a rather large dome of castrated and sterilized individuals containing the entire human population
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                                      • Willie Bee
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 02-14-06
                                        • 15726

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by pico
                                        Monsanto created a plant that is naturally resistant to bugs and other plant diseases. After a while, the entire farming industry start using this crop. Then few decades later, some weird disease wiped them out.
                                        Monsanto is the devil of big business, pico. Great story about how they lost a lawsuit maybe 10 years ago. They developed some strain of grapes, disease resistant and all that rot with the full patent. So I think it's over in Africa somewhere, they're going around testing grapes from fields, and they come across the same DNA strain as theirs in this one farmer's field. Only this farmer had never purchased the seed from them, so they sued him for stealing their grape strain.

                                        What had happened over time was through natural cross-pollination from a nearby field that had the Monsanto crop, the grapes this farmer was growing slowly changed to that Monsanto strain as far as their DNA structure went. Monsanto said it didn't matter that it was simply nature taking its course, they still had the patent on the grapes and the farmer had to pay up.

                                        The farmer countersued Monsanto for polluting his field with their grape pollen, and Monsanto quickly withdrew their suit since it would open a ton of lawsuits against them.
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                                        • HAPPY BOY
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 08-10-05
                                          • 7109

                                          #21
                                          Please lets stay on the subject. Mr Bill has presented a most contraversial idea that can actually work.
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                                          • flyingillini
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 12-06-06
                                            • 41219

                                            #22
                                            SSLP Fuking Christ.
                                            המוסד‎
                                            המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                            • Pecos Bill
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 05-27-09
                                              • 1958

                                              #23
                                              Look, you people know I'm right.This plan is pretty much fool proof if not for the all the silly "ethics" and "morals" developed by the weak to further their existence.


                                              Round up everyone who has cancer or retardation and cntrl+alt+delete them!
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                                              • HAPPY BOY
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 08-10-05
                                                • 7109

                                                #24
                                                Pecos you got a future here kid.
                                                Originally posted by Pecos Bill
                                                Look, you people know I'm right.This plan is pretty much fool proof if not for the all the silly "ethics" and "morals" developed by the weak to further their existence.


                                                Round up everyone who has cancer or retardation and cntrl+alt+delete them!
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                                                • pico
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 04-05-07
                                                  • 27321

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Willie Bee
                                                  Monsanto is the devil of big business, pico. Great story about how they lost a lawsuit maybe 10 years ago. They developed some strain of grapes, disease resistant and all that rot with the full patent. So I think it's over in Africa somewhere, they're going around testing grapes from fields, and they come across the same DNA strain as theirs in this one farmer's field. Only this farmer had never purchased the seed from them, so they sued him for stealing their grape strain.

                                                  What had happened over time was through natural cross-pollination from a nearby field that had the Monsanto crop, the grapes this farmer was growing slowly changed to that Monsanto strain as far as their DNA structure went. Monsanto said it didn't matter that it was simply nature taking its course, they still had the patent on the grapes and the farmer had to pay up.

                                                  The farmer countersued Monsanto for polluting his field with their grape pollen, and Monsanto quickly withdrew their suit since it would open a ton of lawsuits against them.
                                                  Monsanto is kind of evil. most of the seeds they created are gentically modified so that all the crops cannot produce seeds...sort like selling neutered cats so farmers have to buy seeds from them every year.

                                                  But that is pretty much all corporations. When your mission statement is making as much money as possible while taking increasing leveraged risked without scaring off investors bound to create some evil assholes.
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                                                  • cmerunoveru
                                                    SBR Hustler
                                                    • 06-09-09
                                                    • 74

                                                    #26
                                                    Is that shit for real, if so lol, and good luck to ya, with that cut off thing u got going on. lol
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                                                    • Flyers09
                                                      Restricted User
                                                      • 04-13-09
                                                      • 3666

                                                      #27
                                                      peco this is america, not guatemala lebanon oe whereever you are from..you dumbfvck
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                                                      • KingRevolver
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 06-05-09
                                                        • 5293

                                                        #28
                                                        I know the easiest way to cure Aids...inject every single scientist in the world with the disease...they'd find a cure within the year!
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                                                        • DrStale
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 12-07-08
                                                          • 9692

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Pecos Bill
                                                          Look, you people know I'm right.This plan is pretty much fool proof if not for the all the silly "ethics" and "morals" developed by the weak to further their existence.


                                                          Round up everyone who has cancer or retardation and cntrl+alt+delete them!

                                                          Still waiting on your thesis revealing the genetic component of cancer. I mean I realize that you actually have nothing logical to say about it, but it'd still be amusing to hear your thoughts.
                                                          Originally posted by Dark Horse
                                                          If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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                                                          • KingRevolver
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 06-05-09
                                                            • 5293

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by DrStale
                                                            Still waiting on your thesis revealing the genetic component of cancer. I mean I realize that you actually have nothing logical to say about it, but it'd still be amusing to hear your thoughts.
                                                            It's rather ironic seeing as Pecos Bill is a cancer.

                                                            Sorry, Bill, I just lost a bunch of bets and I'm pissed off and taking it out on the forum prick!
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                                                            • reno cool
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 07-02-08
                                                              • 3567

                                                              #31
                                                              The rich are sitting around waiting for pecos Bill to come up with an idea.
                                                              bird bird da bird's da word
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                                                              • reno cool
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 07-02-08
                                                                • 3567

                                                                #32
                                                                after he snorts a pound of coke.
                                                                bird bird da bird's da word
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                                                                • KingRevolver
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 06-05-09
                                                                  • 5293

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by reno cool
                                                                  after he snorts a pound of coke.
                                                                  With a retard named Brian?
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                                                                  • FreshCoast
                                                                    SBR Sharp
                                                                    • 01-25-09
                                                                    • 467

                                                                    #34
                                                                    This would make a good movie.

                                                                    Although it's not a completely original idea, the Nazi's started doing this when they were in power, before the war. It's how they learned to exterminate people so well. It all started with the retarded, sick and elderly people.
                                                                    Did wonders for their economy.

                                                                    Hopefully one day pecos Bill will become prime minister of Canada and implement his master plan.
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                                                                    • englishmike
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 06-19-08
                                                                      • 5279

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Pesos, your brain is very similar to the four-headed, man-eating haddock fish beast of Lake Michigan.

                                                                      It doesn't exist.
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