George Clooney Will Win the 2020 US Presidential Election

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  • chargers4222
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    George Clooney Will Win the 2020 US Presidential Election
    I am posting this now as physical proof of my prediction. I have already wagered $100 on it at +10000, which is less than ideal considering he is +30000 in some places, but those are the only odds I could get with my book.

    Politics in America is no longer about politicians; or at least it won't be for another eight years. A celebrity will be elected in 2020, whether it's Trump or someone famous on the Democratic side -- you just need to pick the right one.

    Four years will not be enough to convince Middle America that electing a celebrity is not a good idea. Even as Trump continues to fail, most of his supporters love him simply because it's refreshing to see a "shakeup" in the White House.

    On the other side, his detractors have shown themselves to be willing to vote for just about anyone, from Kanye West to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, simply because they now know that it's possible for one of their favorite celebrities to actually win the presidency.

    George Clooney is the only man in America who could beat Donald Trump in a general election besides Barack Obama. He is the only man who can match the star power and "non-political" nature of Trump, while still carrying the necessary grace and poise to offset Trump's brash demeanor.

    Do you know anyone who truly hates George Clooney? He's a pretty neutral guy, and he has stayed fairly quiet since Trump was elected, even though he is undoubtedly furious by it.

    But you know why he's stayed quiet? He doesn't want to be just another "Hollywood liberal" complaining about mean old Donald. That would instantly scare off the Trump supporters who would potentially vote for him after they realize Trump isn't doing any of the things he promised.

    He's waiting for Trump to self-destruct, and then he will begin the rumblings.

    If you need some real reason to believe that George Clooney could feasibly become POTUS, you don't need to dig too deep.

    George Clooney is one of the most well-known activists in Hollywood, and he's not just another douchebag who started some random charity. He gives tons of money to real causes, travels around the world, and has a real passion for helping people.

    His wife, Amal Clooney, is a major factor in this potential presidential run. She is a driving force behind his philanthropy, and has real-life experience dealing with some of the most high-profile human rights cases around the world.

    Plus, just search her on Google Images. Melania has redefined the image of a First Lady, and Amal certainly fits (and exceeds) this new image. Can't you just see her being the First Lady? Now look at The Rock's wife, or Mark Cuban. They're just random chicks. Not First Lady material.

    George Clooney's father, Nick Clooney, ran for a seat in the House of Representatives in Kentucky as a Democrat not too long ago, in 2004. This isn't exactly being George Bush Jr., but he has seen the political process up close and personal.

    Four years will not be enough to change the narrative of "politicians suck, drain the swamp, etc." A non-politician will win, and I am willing to bet that Donald Trump will not be re-elected after three more years of this insanity.

    So, that leaves us with Democrats. The Rock is a Republican, so he likely won't actually be able to run anyway, unless he switches parties. Tom Brady and Vince McMahon also fall into this category (I've seen odds offered on them), but obviously those are jokes as well.

    Mark Zuckerberg can't even make a good commencement address, let alone debate Donald Trump in front of America. Mark Cuban would quickly be exposed as having zero charm or ability to truly connect with people.

    Oprah would never run, and many people hate her to begin with. Kanye will not merit serious consideration. There is no real reason to think Leonardo DiCaprio would be interested in a political career (at least not in the sense that Clooney would be as outlined above), so I'm throwing him out as well, though he would be an interesting choice.

    That leaves me with three people -- Kevin Spacey (can't see it), Al Franken (too political at this point), and of course, George Clooney.

    George Clooney will win the election in four years. I'm fairly sure of it. Bet it now before he's 100/1...and then 50/1...and then 25/1...etc. Once he announces his run, the odds are going to sink like a rock.

    Just imagine it for a second. He's the guy for the job. He's the only guy who can beat Trump.
  • slayer14
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    • 08-12-13
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    #2
    The Rock is going into politics apparently
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    • maggiethebestdog
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      • 12-21-13
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      #3
      Try not to post after you have been drinking heavily OP.
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      • reigle9
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        • 10-25-07
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        #4
        libs day is over, done, finished

        i'd get more votes than any db from hollywood by the time 2020 gets here
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        • jjgold
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          • 07-20-05
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          #5
          stop guy your making a fool out of yourself
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          • chico2663
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            • 09-02-10
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            #6
            Originally posted by slayer14
            The Rock is going into politics apparently
            would love to see one of these trumtards start shit with him
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            • The Giant
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              • 01-21-12
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              #7
              Should have saved your money up to go pro.
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              • themike78
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                • 07-01-13
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                #8
                You bet a $100 on this? Sorry but you might be the dumbest person in the history of the world. What are some of your other wagers? The day the world will end? That's a good one might want to throw $1000 on that.
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                • TheMoneyShot
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                  #9
                  Hate to say it but The Rock has a better chance becoming President than Clooney.
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                  • MaddyMax
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                    • 02-14-17
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                    #10
                    Ivana Trump in 8 years is worth a bet coz too many lunatics in usa.
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                    • chargers4222
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                      • 01-16-10
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by themike78
                      You bet a $100 on this? Sorry but you might be the dumbest person in the history of the world. What are some of your other wagers? The day the world will end? That's a good one might want to throw $1000 on that.
                      I just recently found a local who offers futures, so this is my first one. But since you asked, here's the last prediction I posted on SBR:



                      Also, I'm not sure what "you bet a $100 on this?" means. Perhaps you meant "you bet $100 on this," or "you bet a $100 bill on this?" If you're gonna call someone "the dumbest person in the history of the world," these things matter, you know bro?
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                      • DiggityDaggityDo
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                        • 11-30-08
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                        #12
                        Clooney would not beat The Rock or The Fresh Prince.
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                        • RoyBacon
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                          #13
                          Clooney might have a chance but he is a little white and does a little work so he won't be too attractive to the base.
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                          • JIBBBY
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                            • 12-10-09
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                            #14
                            Clooney is a dumb assss.
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                            • reigle9
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                              • 10-25-07
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by JIBBBY
                              Clooney is a dumb assss.
                              he was banging jackie ffs
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                              • alling
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                                #16
                                If Trump does a bad job public will not vote for another non politician. Democrats best hope is a moderate. Problem is they wont vote for one because the DNC wont allow it. I might bet a third party to win it as the odds will be well worth it.
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                                • chargers4222
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by alling
                                  If Trump does a bad job public will not vote for another non politician. Democrats best hope is a moderate. Problem is they wont vote for one because the DNC wont allow it. I might bet a third party to win it as the odds will be well worth it.
                                  Bloomberg would be my second choice if I had to bet, but I think it would have to be on the Democratic ticket.
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                                  • gauchojake
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                                    #18
                                    When the idiots call you an idiot, you're on the right track.
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                                    • RoyBacon
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by chargers4222
                                      Bloomberg would be my second choice if I had to bet, but I think it would have to be on the Democratic ticket.
                                      He should of run in the 16 election. He will be nearly 80 next time around. The guy is 14x richer than Trump but I think father time has him by the short hairs.
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                                      • JIBBBY
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                                        • 12-10-09
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                                        #20
                                        No more Liberals or Democrats in office for the next 8 years PLEASE!!! That is my only WISH!!! Might pull this Country back together if so...
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                                        • JIBBBY
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                                          • 12-10-09
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by gauchojake
                                          When the idiots call you an idiot, you're on the right track.
                                          Gotta be an idiot to believe that ..

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                                          • DwightShrute
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                                            #22
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                                            • unde0087
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                                              #23
                                              Wasted a lot of time writing a novel for nothing
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                                              • reigle9
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                                                • 10-25-07
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                                                #24
                                                comedy central/ south park used to be good

                                                pretty much everything changed after trump

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                                                • chargers4222
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by DwightShrute

                                                  Good find, I'll give you that. But can't you see this being played over and over as we prep for the first Trump/Clooney debate?
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                                                  • chargers4222
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                                    Gotta be an idiot to believe that ..



                                                    See, he even had presidential hair at one point.
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                                                    • reigle9
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by chargers4222
                                                      Good find, I'll give you that. But can't you see this being played over and over as we prep for the first Trump/Clooney debate?
                                                      i would give anything to switch places in life with you

                                                      i want to be this retarded, reality doesn't matter one bit and just collect welfare

                                                      giddy up
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                                                      • grease lightnin
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                                                        • 10-01-12
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                                                        #28
                                                        What about Matt Damon? I bet he could beat Clooney
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                                                        • DwightShrute
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by chargers4222
                                                          Good find, I'll give you that. But can't you see this being played over and over as we prep for the first Trump/Clooney debate?
                                                          I have ...

                                                          $200 on Pauly Shore winning best actor Oscar @ +40,000

                                                          $200 on John Cougar Mellencamp become the US President +250,000
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                                                          • grease lightnin
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                                                            • 10-01-12
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                                                            #30
                                                            You look at Pauly Shore and you're like "Johnny Couger has a much better chance." But then you look at Trump and you're like, "Does he?"
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                                                            • JIBBBY
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                                                              #31
                                                              If any actor celebrity wins the Presidency I will kill myself.. .. They all live in a bubble and know nothing about how the real world is or works....

                                                              American voters across the Country outside of California will know better then to vote for any Hollywood actor unless his name is Ronald Reagan..

                                                              If Looney Clooney or the Rock ever ran for President and won the Dem nomination they would be doing Trump a favor...
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                                                              • DwightShrute
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by grease lightnin
                                                                You look at Pauly Shore and you're like Johnny Couger has a much better chance. But then you look at Trump and you're like, "Does he?"
                                                                if someone gives you +250,000 on anything, take it
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                                                                • reigle9
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by grease lightnin
                                                                  What about Matt Damon? I bet he could beat Clooney
                                                                  easy

                                                                  damon comes off as a swell fella if he wants to

                                                                  said before, even your kind wouldnt vote for clooney
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                                                                  • grease lightnin
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                                                                    • 10-01-12
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                                                    If any actor celebrity wins the Presidency I will kill myself.. .. They all live in a bubble and know nothing about how the real world is or works....

                                                                    American voters across the Country outside of California will know better then to vote for any Hollywood actor unless his name is Ronald Reagan..

                                                                    If Looney Clooney or the Rock ever ran for President and won the Dem nomination they would be doing Trump a favor...

                                                                    And I bet you love Reagan, don't you?

                                                                    Would you vote for the Arnold?
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                                                                    • grease lightnin
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                                                                      • 10-01-12
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by reigle9
                                                                      easy

                                                                      damon comes off as a swell fella if he wants to

                                                                      said before, even your kind wouldnt vote for clooney
                                                                      What is my kind
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