I actually like hearing the stories that I can never have with women
Tell me some good ones
Chi_archie
SBR Aristocracy
07-22-08
63172
#2
Long weekend with the wifey and the puppy
great weather in chicago
gonna hit montrose dog beach on the lake the next 3 mornings, go for a run on lakeshore path, find an outdoor dog friendly patio for brunches, putz around the house dong chores and projects and gambling all afternoon and do some semi social things in the evenings with friends
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ticklemepink1991
SBR MVP
02-06-17
1073
#3
yeah, your daughter
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funnyb25
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
07-09-09
39663
#4
Originally posted by ticklemepink1991
yeah, your daughter
Stay classy tickle
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#5
Funny you divorced?
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funnyb25
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
07-09-09
39663
#6
Originally posted by jjgold
Funny you divorced?
No, didn't make the mistake of getting married
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Booya711
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-20-11
27329
#7
Originally posted by funnyb25
No, didn't make the mistake of getting married
Jerkoffs get married
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actiondan
SBR MVP
10-16-10
3452
#8
Gonna rapethe wife tonight after thin crust pizza
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Chi_archie
SBR Aristocracy
07-22-08
63172
#9
marry up to a rich chick with big inheritance coming that works a good job too boys.
then you can jerk off on gambling forums every day for a few hundo thousand career posts while collecting paychecks and not worry about ambition
but otherwise..... yeah Never marry a regular chick
so i've heard
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mr. leisure
SBR Posting Legend
01-29-08
17507
#10
Originally posted by Booya711
Jerkoffs get married
You should have married Madelyn and brought her home
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Booya711
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-20-11
27329
#11
Originally posted by mr. leisure
You should have married Madelyn and brought her home
Hoooooola Booooooya!
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BIGDAY
SBR Aristocracy
02-17-10
48245
#12
64 degrees in MN.
Set records.
Went on nice walk with Chicka today.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#13
Everyone has dates
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PorkChop
SBR Hall of Famer
09-18-08
8193
#14
locked in gambling in vegas
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Dirty Sanchez
SBR Posting Legend
03-01-10
16031
#15
Originally posted by Booya711
Jerkoffs get married
You Prick
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Roadtrip635
SBR Hall of Famer
12-07-10
6129
#16
Originally posted by jjgold
Everyone has dates
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#17
Lol
👍
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Booya711
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-20-11
27329
#18
Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez
You Prick
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#19
Booya go get laid man
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MoMoneyMoVaughn
SBR Posting Legend
05-08-14
14988
#20
Going to go to midpoint and see if there are any women willing to degrade themselves/ hang out with me.
Odds are no.
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reigle9
SBR Posting Legend
10-25-07
17879
#21
gl 1 time
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#22
Home right now
Looking through cheap 28 inch telescope at neighbors bedroom
Hot 28 year old couple
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funnyb25
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
07-09-09
39663
#23
Originally posted by jjgold
Home right now
Looking through cheap 28 inch telescope at neighbors bedroom
Hot 28 year old couple
Get an 18 in telescope and it would be an 18 year old couple
BOL
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lakerboy
SBR Aristocracy
04-02-09
94379
#24
Originally posted by Booya711
Jerkoffs get married
Not true. I'm married and happy. I don't generalize and judge.
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Cuse0323
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-09-09
30169
#25
Depends if I get paid. Then yeah I'll have a half hour date lined up.
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JMobile
SBR Posting Legend
08-21-10
19074
#26
Originally posted by jjgold
Home right now
Looking through cheap 28 inch telescope at neighbors bedroom
Hot 28 year old couple
LMAO.
JJ, when was the last time you had a$$?
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INVEGA MAN
SBR Hall of Famer
01-30-08
6800
#27
I opened my blinds so you can get your cookies off watching us.
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vividjohn45
SBR Hall of Famer
11-21-10
6331
#28
Originally posted by jjgold
Home right now
Looking through cheap 28 inch telescope at neighbors bedroom
Hot 28 year old couple
Got that electric french tickler up ur azz for full eroticism while you enjoy the view? Thanks. I know this question might be a need to know only.
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Optional
Administrator
06-10-10
61718
#29
Does the chick need to know about the plans for this to count?
.
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vividjohn45
SBR Hall of Famer
11-21-10
6331
#30
Jj. My nite manager has been on vacation for 9 freekin days. And ive basically been here all day and also the freekin nite manager. I just want to go home: study sports, Play a little bit of poker and watch tv, And eat nachos. To tired for a chick tonite.
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vividjohn45
SBR Hall of Famer
11-21-10
6331
#31
Originally posted by Optional
Does the chick need to know about the plans for this to count?
Lol. Proly in this thread. No.
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Cuse0323
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-09-09
30169
#32
Originally posted by Optional
Does the chick need to know about the plans for this to count?
Nope.
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vividjohn45
SBR Hall of Famer
11-21-10
6331
#33
Originally posted by Roadtrip635
According to jj. There is a clothesline pin below the beltline. But jj didnt want the picture to be shown because it totally hid his rooster.
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Booya711
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-20-11
27329
#34
Originally posted by lakerboy
Not true. I'm married and happy. I don't generalize and judge.
Good for you LB....one of the very few
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mngambler
SBR MVP
08-01-11
2890
#35
Originally posted by lakerboy
Not true. I'm married and happy. I don't generalize and judge.
no you're not...that's just what you keep telling everyone to justify the huge mistake a locking down the same Vag for the rest of your life :-) and knowing if you leave she'll probably take half your sh*t and leave you in a Studio Apt. LOL...this is also known as 90% of married men