That's correct. An official tournament series will begin a week after the Super Bowl. Stay tuned.
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#4
hopefully it will be the "First Annual DonkLand Classic".....
Winner gets to come to DonkLand for a week, clear some brush on my ranch, and party her ass off with the Donk.....
Females only, if a male should win the contest, his wife is awarded his prize. If he has no wife, his girlfriend.... If his wife or girlfriend is a 6 or less, he has to send a "working girl" down to DL (same result if he has no wife or girlfriend).....
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funnyb25
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
07-09-09
39663
#5
Thanks sbr!
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yisman
SBR Aristocracy
09-01-08
75682
#6
Originally posted by Auto Donk
hopefully it will be the "First Annual DonkLand Classic".....
Winner gets to come to DonkLand for a week, clear some brush on my ranch, and party her ass off with the Donk.....
Females only, if a male should win the contest, his wife is awarded his prize. If he has no wife, his girlfriend.... If his wife or girlfriend is a 6 or less, he has to send a "working girl" down to DL (same result if he has no wife or girlfriend).....
Sounds like the Donker gets the prize, not the contest winner!
[quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
[/quote]
[quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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Crypt
SBR Rookie
07-01-16
30
#7
Niceee
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El Nino
SBR Posting Legend
05-03-12
18426
#8
Can we bring back the 10am???
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DGG23
SBR MVP
05-13-15
1009
#9
in
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USCPHILLYGUY
SBR Posting Legend
12-15-12
21746
#10
how about the "Broke Dick Non Pro Open".....winner gets free Pro status for a year...dlowlilly you in
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sweep
SBR Posting Legend
10-09-10
16753
#11
Originally posted by El Nino
Can we bring back the 10am???
This
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SharpAngles
SBR Hall of Famer
04-15-14
9467
#12
Heads up tourney. Seed the top 40 at end of qualifying and let it be a real reward to skill.
To make it really special last man standing gets a shot at SBR superstar Shari in a high stakes strip poker match. You either get the glory of her naked or the brutal agony of her laughing at you mercilessly.
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JAKEPEAVY21
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-11-11
29311
#13
Originally posted by El Nino
Can we bring back the 10am???
Originally posted by sweep
This
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GUMMO77
SBR Hall of Famer
08-23-10
9294
#14
Originally posted by SharpAngles
Heads up tourney. Seed the top 40 at end of qualifying and let it be a real reward to skill.
To make it really special last man standing gets a shot at SBR superstar Shari in a high stakes strip poker match. You either get the glory of her naked or the brutal agony of her laughing at you mercilessly.
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JAKEPEAVY21
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-11-11
29311
#15
it would be cool if there was a totally new promotion..
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unde0087
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-27-08
28956
#16
Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY
how about the "Broke Dick Non Pro Open".....winner gets free Pro status for a year...dlowlilly you in
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astro61200
SBR MVP
09-15-07
4843
#17
Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
it would be cool if there was a totally new promotion..
Whatcha got?
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reigle9
SBR Posting Legend
10-25-07
17879
#18
Originally posted by SharpAngles
Heads up tourney.
Worst idea ever. I used to laugh at dudes that got all mad at the e-table back in the day, lets go heads-up brah. Yeah, because that proves dikk. I'll just stick to raping the full table, thanks.
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Itsamazing777
SBR Posting Legend
11-14-12
12602
#19
Heads up losers cannot bluff. So they lose
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reigle9
SBR Posting Legend
10-25-07
17879
#20
Who the fukk plays HU other than on tv shows and dudes that play single table tournaments all day? No thanks.
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astro61200
SBR MVP
09-15-07
4843
#21
Originally posted by reigle9
Who the fukk plays HU other than on tv shows and dudes that play single table tournaments all day? No thanks.
I love playing heads up, easy money. Assuming they actually play and don't fold 30 hands in a row, then it's just boring. Or tonight it's been chase a gutshot, hit it, get paid and run off.
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El Nino
SBR Posting Legend
05-03-12
18426
#22
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AUSTINRUSSELL
SBR Sharp
09-11-15
440
#23
At this point I'm thinking .... It would be cool if there was a promotion!
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Cuse0323
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-09-09
30169
#24
Sweet. I gotta get back in the swing. Gotta buy a new laptop, or some shit. Posting on the phone sucks, and no poker.
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USCPHILLYGUY
SBR Posting Legend
12-15-12
21746
#25
no promotion until after the bash.....all the sharp players in Punta Cana the next 5 days
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thetrinity
SBR Posting Legend
01-25-11
22430
#26
I'd like a biathlon or triathlon
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DGG23
SBR MVP
05-13-15
1009
#27
10 am
4 pm
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#28
Originally posted by thetrinity
I'd like a biathlon or triathlon
waves needs to stop with the pm's to sbr asking that it not be a bi-athlon but rather a straight-up homosexualathlon limited to homos such as himself....
relentless angle-shooter, this prick waves...
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unde0087
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-27-08
28956
#29
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sweep
SBR Posting Legend
10-09-10
16753
#30
Originally posted by El Nino
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bobbywaves
SBR Posting Legend
05-06-08
13280
#31
Originally posted by Auto Donk
waves needs to stop with the pm's to sbr asking that it not be a bi-athlon but rather a straight-up homosexualathlon limited to homos such as himself....
If SBR can post the PM's you're referring to, I'll promptly ship you 30k pts broke dikk.
Since your wife is bi, I have no doubt you're a switch hitter as well. It's common knowledge I attended prior bash with a female, so the "homo" remark only further demonstrates your ignorance.
Pretty sad state of affairs when this Donkey is so insecure about his bi-sexuality, he feels the need to lie about others to cope.
relentless angle-shooter, this prick waves...
If you're not shooting angles you're not trying, Downsouth taught me this. Otherwise, you find yourself a constant broke dikk like you. Step up your game chump.
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funnyb25
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
07-09-09
39663
#32
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Jrod124
SBR Hall of Famer
10-31-09
5622
#33
Looking forward to the announcement
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The Kraken
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-25-11
28918
#34
WOW!
BobbyWaves throws a HAYMAKER!!
AND WHIFFED!!!
May have hit himself in the back of the head on the follow through