I have a fukkin job, fool. Like I'm really gonna grow a fukkin beard.
I did grow one back in my mid-20's for about 3 weeks. Pretty damn patchy. Also had a bit of ginger in it I recall. Which was quite unsettling.
Fukk that.
Classic avoidance
I've a trimmed beard too yet somehow can still control over 100 staff...
47yo can't grow facial hair
Come on Opie post a current pic of you with a beard and il post a SS of my $8400 wager...
I'd feel sorry for you if you weren't such a douche...
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opie1988
SBR Posting Legend
09-12-10
23429
#844
Originally posted by ACoochy
Classic avoidance
I've a trimmed beard too yet somehow can still control over 100 staff...
47yo can't grow facial hair
Come on Opie post a current pic of you with a beard and il post a SS of my $8400 wager...
I'd feel sorry for you if you weren't such a douche...
You're a HUGH part of the reason I would never grow a fukkin beard. You look like a complete dildo.
I mean, to be fair, you would absolutely still look like a dildo without the beard...but it sure don't help, ya know.
A lot of guys with bulbous, obese faces like Cooch wear beards to hide their triple chins and neck fat. I'm sure this is part of coochys motivation.
Remember when Cooch was being buried for being bald...and he said he actually has a full head of hair, but chooses to shave his head into a horseshoe shaped pattern because "Australia is really hot."
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Itsamazing777
SBR Posting Legend
11-14-12
12602
#845
Originally posted by opie1988
You're a HUGH part of the reason I would never grow a fukkin beard. You look like a complete dildo.
I mean, to be fair, you would absolutely still look like a dildo without the beard...but it sure don't help, ya know.
A lot of guys with bulbous, obese faces like Cooch wear beards to hide their triple chins and neck fat. I'm sure this is part of coochys motivation.
Remember when Cooch was being buried for being bald...and he said he actually has a full head of hair, but chooses to shave his head into a horseshoe shaped pattern because "Australia is really hot."
lol
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ACoochy
SBR Posting Legend
08-19-09
13949
#846
Originally posted by opie1988
You're a HUGH part of the reason I would never grow a fukkin beard. You look like a complete dildo.
I mean, to be fair, you would absolutely still look like a dildo without the beard...but it sure don't help, ya know.
A lot of guys with bulbous, obese faces like Cooch wear beards to hide their triple chins and neck fat. I'm sure this is part of coochys motivation.
Remember when Cooch was being buried for being bald...and he said he actually has a full head of hair, but chooses to shave his head into a horseshoe shaped pattern because "Australia is really hot."
47yo who can't grow facial hair making excuses and resorting to name calling as to why his body refuses to hit puberty
Already said I have a medical condition hence why shaved head during summer months...
Triple chÃn yet posted a recent pic showing I'm fitter than almost all here
Come on Dopie, just 1 current pic of you with a non photoshopped beard. Tell your body to hit post puberty already
Right now, I'd put you a few strides ahead of BobbyWaves and a few strides behind BobbyFK. So know your role.
You are perceived by the brain trust as not very bright, quite a bit "specia", un-informed, incapable of discussing current events at atleast a high school level (you teter between elementary and jr high levels), and reeeeeaaaaaaly slow
you can tell you have nothing left, cowardly liar.
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Jayvegas420
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-09-11
28213
#848
You were asked nicely to take your elsewhere.
Are you really gonna be this type of idiot every day, in every thread?
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ACoochy
SBR Posting Legend
08-19-09
13949
#849
Originally posted by Jayvegas420
You were asked nicely to take your elsewhere.
Are you really gonna be this type of idiot every day, in every thread?
He just wants to feel relevant.
Something he's never been able to achieve in the real world...
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brooks85
SBR Aristocracy
01-05-09
44709
#850
Originally posted by ACoochy
He just wants to feel relevant.
Something he's never been able to achieve in the real world...
says the guy who makes a thread about a large wager and putting money down on a Tesla... and then trying to cover it all up. lol acoochy getting desperate
Originally posted by Jayvegas420
You were asked nicely to take your elsewhere.
Are you really gonna be this type of idiot every day, in every thread?
an admitted idiot who can't even remember his own posts... lol your shtick is funny, how you act like you're in a position to say anything of importance when even you know you're below average intelligence.
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boeing power
SBR Hall of Famer
03-23-10
9698
#851
Originally posted by ACoochy
47yo who can't grow facial hair making excuses and resorting to name calling as to why his body refuses to hit puberty
Already said I have a medical condition hence why shaved head during summer months...
Triple chÃn yet posted a recent pic showing I'm fitter than almost all here
Come on Dopie, just 1 current pic of you with a non photoshopped beard. Tell your body to hit post puberty already
Dopie 47yo estrogen riddled bitch
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MickeyMan
SBR Hall of Famer
10-20-09
5091
#852
Originally posted by boeing power
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MickeyMan
SBR Hall of Famer
10-20-09
5091
#853
Originally posted by ACoochy
47yo who can't grow facial hair making excuses and resorting to name calling as to why his body refuses to hit puberty
Already said I have a medical condition hence why shaved head during summer months...
Triple chÃn yet posted a recent pic showing I'm fitter than almost all here
Come on Dopie, just 1 current pic of you with a non photoshopped beard. Tell your body to hit post puberty already
Dopie 47yo estrogen riddled bitch
Holy fukk this guy is actually on a gambling forum defending his overbite and explaining why he is bald to a bunch of other gamblers.
This is the funniest shit I've ever seen on the Internet.
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The Kraken
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-25-11
28918
#854
Originally posted by brooks85
you can tell you have nothing left, cowardly liar.
With you, you're 100% correct. I've picked every last bit of meat off your putrid bones, nothing left.
And no matter how much you say it, no one believes you. I've exposed you over and over again to the point you're sending me PM's telling me you're just joking and that you "just wanted to clear the air, it's all in fun"
any mod can vouch
You know you're gotten to when you're sending PM's
As I said, I agree, its all in fun and games. And as I told Shari91, I'll lighten up on you.
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Bostongambler
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
02-01-08
35581
#855
It's not a lie, if you believe it.
~~~~George Castanza; Circa 194
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Jayvegas420
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-09-11
28213
#856
You arent really PMing The Krak, are you Brooks?
Please tell me thats not a real thing!
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ACoochy
SBR Posting Legend
08-19-09
13949
#857
Originally posted by boeing power
Maybe one day when I'm your age and my manhood no longer works...
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ACoochy
SBR Posting Legend
08-19-09
13949
#858
Originally posted by MickeyMan
Holy fukk this guy is actually on a gambling forum defending his overbite and explaining why he is bald to a bunch of other gamblers.
This is the funniest shit I've ever seen on the Internet.
Hey MegaMush post a pic
No way you and those 5 daughters you call chins are going to do it though...
I wouldn't either if I knew id look like you...
Scared much
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Itsamazing777
SBR Posting Legend
11-14-12
12602
#859
Originally posted by Jayvegas420
You arent really PMing The Krak, are you Brooks?
Please tell me thats not a real thing!
It's not
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brooks85
SBR Aristocracy
01-05-09
44709
#860
Originally posted by The Kraken
With you, you're 100% correct. I've picked every last bit of meat off your putrid bones, nothing left.
And no matter how much you say it, no one believes you. I've exposed you over and over again to the point you're sending me PM's telling me you're just joking and that you "just wanted to clear the air, it's all in fun"
any mod can vouch
You know you're gotten to when you're sending PM's
As I said, I agree, its all in fun and games. And as I told Shari91, I'll lighten up on you.
try using a fork or knife next time since you haven't even broke the skin yet. Fooling no one you cowardly liar. Makes sense why you and coochy are so close.
your kid is going to make an excellent liar with you around lol. Like I have proven we are nothing alike liar. Kraken trying to turn this into his own burial thread.
No way you and those 5 daughters you call chins are going to do it though...
I wouldn't either if I knew id look like you...
Scared much
Cooch, I find it kind of odd that you keep asking random guys on a gambling forum for photos of themselves.
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opie1988
SBR Posting Legend
09-12-10
23429
#863
"Medical condition"
Yeah....lots of medical conditions which cause you to shave your head into a horseshoe shape of baldness.
#MedicalCondition
#horseshoehead
#shavedbeaver
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TheMoneyShot
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
02-14-07
28672
#864
ACoochy still didn't get a new handle yet?
Guy is so far buried.
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DwightShrute
SBR Aristocracy
01-17-09
103069
#865
Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
ACoochy still didn't get a new handle yet?
Guy is so far buried.
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opie1988
SBR Posting Legend
09-12-10
23429
#866
Originally posted by DwightShrute
That really looks like classic "medical condition" male baldness to me
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Jayvegas420
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-09-11
28213
#867
Originally posted by MickeyMan
Cooch, I find it kind of odd that you keep asking random guys on a gambling forum for photos of themselves.
Agreed. But isnt it just as weird that you hide?
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The Kraken
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-25-11
28918
#868
Originally posted by brooks85
try using a fork or knife next time since you haven't even broke the skin yet. Fooling no one you cowardly liar. Makes sense why you and coochy are so close.
your kid is going to make an excellent liar with you around lol. Like I have proven we are nothing alike liar. Kraken trying to turn this into his own burial thread.
Do you even gamble bro?
Give us a winner today Brooks
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MickeyMan
SBR Hall of Famer
10-20-09
5091
#869
Originally posted by Jayvegas420
Agreed. But isnt it just as weird that you hide?
Am I really hiding Jay?
Its not like I asked cooch to post his ugly mug on here with the promise that I would as well.
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Jayvegas420
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-09-11
28213
#870
Guy has never made a spots bet.
Never got a degree.
Doesnt have kids.
All documented lies.
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DwightShrute
SBR Aristocracy
01-17-09
103069
#871
Originally posted by Jayvegas420
Guy has never made a spots bet.
Never got a degree.
Doesnt have kids.
All documented lies.
the above?
You are dangerously approaching dishonest dante territory with posts like that.
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brooks85
SBR Aristocracy
01-05-09
44709
#872
Originally posted by The Kraken
Do you even gamble bro?
Give us a winner today Brooks
I didn't pm you one?
lol pathetic cowardly liar
kraken officially making this his burial thread now
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brooks85
SBR Aristocracy
01-05-09
44709
#873
Originally posted by Jayvegas420
Guy has never made a spots bet.
Never got a degree.
Doesnt have kids.
All documented lies.
the admitted idiot who can't even remember his own posts... lol like watching a monkey try to do math
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The Kraken
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-25-11
28918
#874
Originally posted by brooks85
I didn't pm you one?
lol pathetic cowardly liar
kraken officially making this his burial thread now
Im not sure what you mean here?
Yes, you did send me a Pm, you said all the arguing and your act is "its all in fun".
Anyone can have a mod check this
So Alice, in the spirit of "fun", send me a winner you twit.
But I am relieved to know you've been trolling all along and "it's just for fun". I was actually starting to think you might be serious.
Jay, of course he doesn't have a degree. I embarrassed him in a thread about a year ago regarding Ochem 1. He couldn't even balance a chemical equation that a chem2 student could balance with their eyes closed
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ACoochy
SBR Posting Legend
08-19-09
13949
#875
Hey Dopie still waiting on that full beard pic so I can validate this wager
And I'll know if it's a HGH induced beard as well...
One time Dopie, show the board your a man and not the estrogen ridden bimbo that more and more of us are beginning to think you are...