Anyone been to the Calgary Stampede

**cashmoneyholla** · 07-14-16, 11:54 PM

The only people that go there are steers and queers . And you ain't no steer boy . Good luck

holla

**Seaweed** · 07-15-16, 12:31 AM

^ Retweet

**MickeyMan** · 07-15-16, 12:33 AM

If you can't get laid at stampede you might as well just quit trying

**CanuckG** · 07-15-16, 12:36 AM

Originally posted by MickeyMan

If you can't get laid at stampede you might as well just quit trying

What if you have a gf? What's the play?

**Seaweed** · 07-15-16, 12:40 AM

Originally posted by CanuckG

What if you have a gf? What's the play?

Take a kneel and head to the lockerroom

**MickeyMan** · 07-15-16, 12:40 AM

Originally posted by CanuckG

What if you have a gf? What's the play?

Well assuming she is not getting on the plane with you I always seem to find it easier to get laid by random chicks when I have a gf.

GL Canuck

**MickeyMan** · 07-15-16, 12:44 AM

Even if you aren't into rodeo go to either the semis on Saturday or the finals Sunday. The chucks are pretty cool too

**Russian Rocket** · 07-15-16, 12:44 AM

Originally posted by CanuckG

What if you have a gf? What's the play?

The play is to wear your black leather pants backwards with the zipper facing your intergluteal cleft

**CanuckG** · 07-15-16, 12:47 AM

Originally posted by MickeyMan

Well assuming she is not getting on the plane with you I always seem to find it easier to get laid by random chicks when I have a gf.

GL Canuck

You animal

**daneblazer** · 07-15-16, 06:04 AM

Been to the Dixie stampede. I imagine the Calgary is the same except they serve maple syrup and poutine & ride elk and moose

**CanuckG** · 07-15-16, 08:08 AM

Flight boards in 30. Dead here.

**jjgold** · 07-15-16, 08:12 AM

How backwards is Canada?

**CanuckG** · 07-15-16, 08:24 AM

Weird image showed to be fine

**BuckyOne** · 07-15-16, 09:39 AM

Yes, and MickeyMan is talking about the chuckwagon races - not exactly NASCAR LOL but definitely worth a look.

**blackHIPPY** · 07-15-16, 09:53 AM

my mans rockin the chelseas i see you

**blackHIPPY** · 07-15-16, 09:53 AM

canuck might be a fly motherfukkr yall

**CanuckG** · 07-15-16, 04:17 PM

At nashville north right now --- women galore

**CanuckG** · 07-15-16, 04:22 PM

https://postimg.org/image/lg3r8biqv/
$8 each

Sorry cant embed on here this forum sucks for that

**cankid** · 07-15-16, 04:28 PM

Great times at the Stampede, lots of events, music, beer gardens, best places in my opinion are the country bars in town but can be tough to get in. Lots of plain clothes cops around

**CanuckG** · 07-15-16, 05:05 PM

Nashville North is lit