Gulf Coast Inland Fishing Report -- Neighbor babe rushes to scene to meet the Donk

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    Gulf Coast Inland Fishing Report -- Neighbor babe rushes to scene to meet the Donk
    A full weekend of fishing (Fri evening to Sun Morning) is now in the book, and DonkLand is pleased to submit the following video of our Friday evening haul of specs and one keeper red....


    Without giving it much thought, I forwarded the video above to the better half, back in H-town, about 140-150 miles away, and proceeded to receive a bundle of nasty texts from an obviously unhappy missus at the introductions made to Theresa, the neighbor babe sporting a lower back tat and large fake rack.....

    needless to say, the video showing the Saturday Morning haul (below) was shot at a time when our sun bathing horned up neighbor broads were up on the third deck catching rays, well above our ground level fish cleaning.....

    still, a nice haul of trout, five of the specs were mine (daily bag limit is five):



    The better half liked the second video better, as in her words, "no cok hungry skanks were on the scene"
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #2
    We hate fishing

    Where I am from hamburgers fish

    I rather shoot them with 44 caliber from the docks


    Automatic good video
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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #3
      have one of these fight you for five minutes on ten lb. test line, you might feel differently about the "sport" in sport fishin.....

      plus, if you can fry fish like I can, you'll swear off fried fish in restaurants, as that greazy shit hardly compares to my fare.....

      sat. evening black drum, approx 4 -5 lbs.....:

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      • DiggityDaggityDo
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 11-30-08
        • 81450

        #4
        Donker is your wife a super jealous lady?
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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #5
          Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
          Donker is your wife a super jealous lady?
          not really, but when I leave out of town for a "boys fishin' weekend" and skanks are showing up in a friday night video in the first few seconds of it, coming to the scene like deer to a feeder, she immediately gets pissed because she's seen how women will throw themselves at me.....
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          • blackHIPPY
            SBR MVP
            • 10-01-14
            • 3974

            #6
            Donk
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #7
              seafood pretty good though

              I bet in Houston good restaurants
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              • Auto Donk
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-03-13
                • 43558

                #8
                I fried up some of the trout last night using zataran's fish fry mix...... it was, as usual, awesome.....

                you ever come down to DonkLand, JJ, I'll fry you up a batch so you'll have a very high bar to measure all future fried fish you injest against....
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  How are the muscles in Houston?
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                  • Ghenghis Kahn
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                    • 01-02-12
                    • 19734

                    #10
                    "no cok hungry skanks were on the scene"

                    hmmmm... i prefer these in vids pal.
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                    • daneblazer
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 09-14-08
                      • 27861

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jjgold
                      We hate fishing

                      Where I am from hamburgers fish

                      I rather shoot them with 44 caliber from the docks


                      Automatic good video

                      Saltwater fishing can get expensive. Probably why people where you're from don't go
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                      • Auto Donk
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-03-13
                        • 43558

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn
                        "no cok hungry skanks were on the scene"

                        hmmmm... i prefer these in vids pal.
                        well, there was one in the first vid above...... tramp stamp/fake racked CHS
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                        • pavyracer
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 04-12-07
                          • 82840

                          #13
                          That babe was very impressed with your rod AD. How do you keep it so stiff?
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                          • ACoochy
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 08-19-09
                            • 13949

                            #14
                            Cool vid Donker
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                            • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 05-08-14
                              • 14988

                              #15
                              Is fishing free?
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                              • Smoke
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 10-09-09
                                • 48111

                                #16
                                Donker I always feel dirty after viewing your threads
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                                • Auto Donk
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 09-03-13
                                  • 43558

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by pavyracer
                                  That babe was very impressed with your rod AD. How do you keep it so stiff?
                                  just the tip..... the timing is in the tip
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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388179

                                    #18
                                    Automan send me like 20 trout I'll send you $15 package them in dry ice
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                                    • FrozenMAN
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 01-23-09
                                      • 4334

                                      #19
                                      this guy's voice is amazing....I can just see him with a monster lip full of Skoal and a Budweiser and some flannel shirt on with jeans lol

                                      Make an audio book!
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                                      • grease lightnin
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 10-01-12
                                        • 16015

                                        #20
                                        Lol. Pretty good donk. I was born a fisherman. Nice mess
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                                        • Da Manster!
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 07-13-07
                                          • 17720

                                          #21
                                          Excellent videos, Donk!......trailer park pus*y and fishing!...yes sir!......thanks for sharing!......PS...nothing wrong with that skank in the first video!...
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                                          • TxAaron
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 08-25-11
                                            • 2082

                                            #22
                                            Where are you Donk? Looks like you are close to my hood.
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                                            • Auto Donk
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 09-03-13
                                              • 43558

                                              #23
                                              the fishing trip was down in Matagorda, we were staying at a friend's place down on the Colorado River, at one of the many three-story new-builds on that road heading down to the beach, right next to the river.... (as a side note, the lots alone on that road, with nothing on them, sell for 3.5x the value of Bobby Waves' shanty in Trenton, NJ--just over $150k.....)

                                              I'm living in n.w. houston, off 249/spring cypress, Lakewood Forrest area -- pretty much the burbs.... used to live in the Bayou Lofts downtown, before getting remarried and moving to the burbs
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                                              • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 12-03-12
                                                • 53970

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by FrozenMAN
                                                this guy's voice is amazing....I can just see him with a monster lip full of Skoal and a Budweiser and some flannel shirt on with jeans lol

                                                Make an audio book!

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                                                • TxAaron
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 08-25-11
                                                  • 2082

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                  the fishing trip was down in Matagorda, we were staying at a friend's place down on the Colorado River, at one of the many three-story new-builds on that road heading down to the beach, right next to the river.... (as a side note, the lots alone on that road, with nothing on them, sell for 3.5x the value of Bobby Waves' shanty in Trenton, NJ--just over $150k.....)

                                                  I'm living in n.w. houston, off 249/spring cypress, Lakewood Forrest area -- pretty much the burbs.... used to live in the Bayou Lofts downtown, before getting remarried and moving to the burbs
                                                  Nice, I have a buddy who is a guide on East Matty who I like to hit up as often as possible for trips. Good times.
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                                                  • Auto Donk
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 09-03-13
                                                    • 43558

                                                    #26
                                                    caught these in the vid in east bay, half on midbay reefs, drifting, and the other half near protected shorelines on a few reefs we have marked on the boats gps near shore

                                                    some on live shrimp, i caught a few on slammin' chicken soft platics; we hit the surf midday saturday for about twenty whiting and four big mackerel on silver spoons...... morning, noon, and evening trips.... wears a person the fuk out
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                                                    • TxAaron
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 08-25-11
                                                      • 2082

                                                      #27
                                                      Good stuff, wanted to get over there last weekend but inclement weather didn't allow.
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                                                      • Auto Donk
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 09-03-13
                                                        • 43558

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by TxAaron
                                                        Good stuff, wanted to get over there last weekend but inclement weather didn't allow.
                                                        do you live down in that neck of the woods?
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                                                        • jjgold
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 07-20-05
                                                          • 388179

                                                          #29
                                                          Automan it would be real funny if you took me fishing in some lake and I pushed you off into water..lol

                                                          I would then let you tail us back in with rope tow

                                                          Hey Automan when you coming to Vegas and coming to my land?
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                                                          • TxAaron
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 08-25-11
                                                            • 2082

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                            do you live down in that neck of the woods?
                                                            I live a little under an hour straight south of Houston, close to the coast. Lake Jackson.
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                                                            • Sledge187
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                                                              • 04-25-08
                                                              • 3722

                                                              #31
                                                              Great thread!
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                                                              • Auto Donk
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 09-03-13
                                                                • 43558

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by TxAaron
                                                                I live a little under an hour straight south of Houston, close to the coast. Lake Jackson.
                                                                damn I wish I could remember the names of this swinger couple from lake jackson, she was a hot-ass blonde with one of the funnest attitudes ever..... as for him, I couldn't describe one thing about him or pick him out of a lineup even if a million dollars was on the line.....

                                                                years ago I thought about moving my practice to galveston, just so I could fish the surf before going into work on days when it was calm and "green" to the shore..... silver spoons and nortons sand eels always produced easy limits on those types of days......

                                                                all summer I'll be watching for those light s-e winds that produce that surf, and will try to do the early morning run to just south of the seawall, load up, and get back in the office by 10:30-11 am..... if I lived in Galv, I could be in the office by 9
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                                                                • TxAaron
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 08-25-11
                                                                  • 2082

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Yeah I'm about 15 mins from Surfside Beach and the trout are starting to show up here. The Asian folks are catching them off the Freeport jetties right now. Going to be in Vegas for Memorial Day weekend, but I expect the surf to be producing at full force when I get back.

                                                                  Wish you could remember that swinger chick too...
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                                                                  • Auto Donk
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 09-03-13
                                                                    • 43558

                                                                    #34
                                                                    fished surfside a time or two; we usually rent a house on Jamiaca Beach or at Sea Isle for a week each summer, and I pound the trout either right near the house or head down to san luis pass; if windy hit the back side of san luis, if calm the surf.....

                                                                    will be watching the surf for sure.... feel free to give me a heads up if you know the conditions are going to be right, and I may head down there.... my cousin and I (he's "rick" in the videos) usually hit the trout hard til around 8-8:30, then fill up the rest of the ice box with a load of whiting out of the second gut on fresh dead shrimp....

                                                                    as for the pervs on the site who were more interested in "Theresa" than my fish.... here are a couple of the still shots from the first vid above...... my wife was far more interested in just wtf theresa was doin in the video than my fish, for sure.....



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                                                                    • Auto Donk
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 09-03-13
                                                                      • 43558

                                                                      #35
                                                                      last haul from the surf last summer, if memory serves me right....

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