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  • chico2663
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    • 09-02-10
    • 36915

    #1
    am i a dick
    Being hispanic and catholic; my uncle has always gave his employees good friday off. So my mom is 71 and thinking today was saturday. (He always said we are a hispanic company until my cuz married a black guy but he is cool). She asked me what i wanted for breakfast? I said just couple egg sandwiches. She asked if I wanted to put spam on them. I said no and then she made her a spam and egg sandwich. I then waited until she had bit into the sandwich and then asked her if she forgot that it was good friday? Needless to say that the dogs got to eat the sandwich after she missed me. I told one of my buddies up in cincinnati and he said it was a dick move but I still think it was funny. Yes in high school I was voted most likely to be assassinated by his friends!
  • JAKEPEAVY21
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    • 03-11-11
    • 29313

    #2
    get some sleep, chico
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    • manny24
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 10-22-07
      • 20046

      #3
      we are getting bone in spiral spam for easter
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #4
        We all are in one way or another
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        • grease lightnin
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 10-01-12
          • 16015

          #5
          Originally posted by manny24
          we are getting bone in spiral spam for easter
          We are getting local organic leg of spam. Can't wait skin
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          • PittsburghPlayer
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 01-11-10
            • 6760

            #6
            Originally posted by chico2663
            Being hispanic and catholic; my uncle has always gave his employees good friday off. So my mom is 71 and thinking today was saturday. (He always said we are a hispanic company until my cuz married a black guy but he is cool). She asked me what i wanted for breakfast? I said just couple egg sandwiches. She asked if I wanted to put spam on them. I said no and then she made her a spam and egg sandwich. I then waited until she had bit into the sandwich and then asked her if she forgot that it was good friday? Needless to say that the dogs got to eat the sandwich after she missed me. I told one of my buddies up in cincinnati and he said it was a dick move but I still think it was funny. Yes in high school I was voted most likely to be assassinated by his friends!
            Why was your 71 year old Mother making breakfast for YOU?
            Also, as we get up there in age - people should not find memory loss in the elderly - "funny".

            You might consider an apology to your Mother, in case she has any concerns about her health/memory.

            Peace Bro`, I understand - a mistake. Now make it right, she is your Mother.
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            • Smoke
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 10-09-09
              • 48111

              #7
              Originally posted by manny24
              we are getting bone in spiral spam for easter
              Manny can I come over?
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              • pavyracer
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 04-12-07
                • 82839

                #8
                I always give vegetarian spam to my aunt on holidays.
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                • CWD
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 01-22-12
                  • 7665

                  #9
                  that food will make the dogs sick brotha
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                  • manny24
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 10-22-07
                    • 20046

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Smoke
                    Manny can I come over?
                    Smokey we will come to you

                    always wanted to spend easter sunday in hitsville, USA
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                    • Smoke
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 10-09-09
                      • 48111

                      #11
                      Originally posted by manny24
                      Smokey we will come to you

                      always wanted to spend easter sunday in hitsville, USA
                      I will be in Bangor manny
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                      • manny24
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 10-22-07
                        • 20046

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Smoke
                        I will be in Bangor manny
                        forgot you were going smelting

                        Smokey do you still leave the hide-a-key to your place under the bathtub Mary on the front lawn?
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                        • Smoke
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 10-09-09
                          • 48111

                          #13
                          Originally posted by manny24
                          forgot you were going smelting

                          Smokey do you still leave the hide-a-key to your place under the bathtub Mary on the front lawn?
                          Dammit Manny now I have to find a new spot
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                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 11-30-08
                            • 81450

                            #14
                            Spam is pretty much dog food anyways. nasty.
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                            • kmarinouofm
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 01-26-09
                              • 8437

                              #15
                              made dinner for friends last night.. one of them asked me if i was making fish for dinner.. Told them they had me confused for someone else..
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                              • Booya711
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                                • 12-20-11
                                • 27329

                                #16
                                Originally posted by kmarinouofm
                                made dinner for friends last night.. one of them asked me if i was making fish for dinner.. Told them they had me confused for someone else..
                                In going to be in Miami for the month of April
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                                • kmarinouofm
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 01-26-09
                                  • 8437

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Booya711
                                  In going to be in Miami for the month of April
                                  where u staying ?

                                  Need me put you on some guest list around town?

                                  I am leaving for North Cali for 8 days end of the month.. I go every year and hit up Napa..
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                                  • Booya711
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                                    • 12-20-11
                                    • 27329

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by kmarinouofm
                                    where u staying ?

                                    Need me put you on some guest list around town?

                                    I am leaving for North Cali for 8 days end of the month.. I go every year and hit up Napa..
                                    I will PM you
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                                    • chico2663
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 09-02-10
                                      • 36915

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer
                                      Why was your 71 year old Mother making breakfast for YOU?
                                      Also, as we get up there in age - people should not find memory loss in the elderly - "funny".

                                      You might consider an apology to your Mother, in case she has any concerns about her health/memory.

                                      Peace Bro`, I understand - a mistake. Now make it right, she is your Mother.
                                      because i had a stroke. i had won many 17 stright free trips on my job and have taken her to mexico,hawaii,fla 5x's,baltimore, new york, vegas,calif. puerto rico and before I got sick was taking her to domican republic. The cheapest room was the waldorf in orlando fla at mickey world.My aunt who is in all the oil companies used to gripe that she went more places than her. i still think it is funny.
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                                      • sweethook
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 11-21-07
                                        • 12667

                                        #20
                                        if a human is hungry a human should eat . thats the way god wants it , and that a fact
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                                        • PittsburghPlayer
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 01-11-10
                                          • 6760

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by chico2663
                                          because i had a stroke. i had won many 17 stright free trips on my job and have taken her to mexico,hawaii,fla 5x's,baltimore, new york, vegas,calif. puerto rico and before I got sick was taking her to domican republic. The cheapest room was the waldorf in orlando fla at mickey world.My aunt who is in all the oil companies used to gripe that she went more places than her. i still think it is funny.
                                          Reads like you and your Mother have a good/loving relationship. I will not make any further comments, and I apologize if anything I wrote was "out-of-line".
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                                          • 19th Hole
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 03-22-09
                                            • 18954

                                            #22
                                            Op
                                            NO. Not a dick.
                                            Family Fun
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                                            • ByeShea
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 06-30-08
                                              • 8115

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by sweethook
                                              if a human is hungry a human should eat . thats the way god wants it , and that a fact
                                              Don't make sh*t up. Fasting occasionally (as witnessed in the Bible) is healthier than eating 3 squares and becoming a fat fuk. No meat on Fridays for me, general fast on Good Friday, and a proper celebration today.

                                              Also chico: thumbs up for the spam trick.
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                                              • chico2663
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 09-02-10
                                                • 36915

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer
                                                Reads like you and your Mother have a good/loving relationship. I will not make any further comments, and I apologize if anything I wrote was "out-of-line".
                                                thank you
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