***official thread to congratulate the kraken family***

[Dirty Sanchez]

[jjgold]

Krackles you still going to gamble?

[The Kraken]

I'm done JJ

Just lost my BR

[The Giant]

We love you, kracken.

Was it a boy or girl?

[The Kraken]

We love you, kracken.

Was it a boy or girl?

Little girl

[gauchojake]

Some words of advice:

If the baby is crying there are really only two main reasons - food or sleep.
Travel often and eat out while she is young and you will have a child you can take anywhere. No sense in waiting until she is older. Fukk everyone who gives you the stink eye on a plane. That's what headphones are for.

[The Kraken]

Sounds like words from a man thats been through it a time or two

Keep the cell phone on just in case I need to facetime you with latch issues for the mrs

[Fidel_CashFlow]

I knew you had it in ya, Kraken

[Booya711]

I knew you had it in ya, Kraken

I think it was actually in her.....

[jjgold]

Krackles probably out of gambling game

[Russian Rocket]

That what they've designed the open parlays for.
Krakalakin can fill them up on the go anytime he has a free minute.


Kraken let's start a 25-teamer and see where it takes us, pal.

[The Kraken]

One time RR

For the baby!

[FlipsideRM]

Only at sbr where congratulating someone on a newborn baby can turn into a rooster fight.
I've never seen smoke that fired up before lmao

Anyway...congrats kraken.

[The Kraken]

Only at sbr where congratulating someone on a newborn baby can turn into a rooster fight.
I've never seen smoke that fired up before lmao

Anyway...congrats kraken.

Its all good, I've done my share of derailing threads over the years so I got no hard feelings, Smoke just being Smoke. hes a good poster when he wants to be

Anyways, thanks Flipper and give me a winner to pound in the sbrbook

[jjgold]

Krackles you made a $200,000 error

Do you even know the girl well??

[The Kraken]

No

I thought she would say yes to DP with Gaucho, but she balked

Hugh mistake jj

[opie1988]

Little girl

Girls are the way to go. Having a boy is so cliche and over done.

My girl is 8 now, and she is the absolute joy of my life. There is absolutely nothing better than being a dad to a little girl.

I would begin her sports training as soon as possible. It's a very competitive environment. Call me ASAP.

[JMon]

Girls are the way to go. Having a boy is so cliche and over done.

My girl is 8 now, and she is the absolute joy of my life. There is absolutely nothing better than being a dad to a little girl.

I would begin her sports training as soon as possible. It's a very competitive environment. Call me ASAP.

Ya, I have a 7 yr old girl. I already warned the wife I will be cleaning the 357 at the kitchen table when the first boy comes over.

Btw..you haven't started sports training yet??

[FlipsideRM]

Girls have to be tougher than boys once they reach adolescence. Not only do you have to worry about the girl you have, but you have to worry about the boys their with too.

[pavyracer]

Congrats Kraken. Get ready for the long sleepless nights.

[The Kraken]

Girls are the way to go. Having a boy is so cliche and over done.

My girl is 8 now, and she is the absolute joy of my life. There is absolutely nothing better than being a dad to a little girl.

I would begin her sports training as soon as possible. It's a very competitive environment. Call me ASAP.

we're five days in, so it's work but it's also amazing! To have her fall asleep on my chest, or hold on to my finger, its just the small things. I know this time wont last long so im just trying to soak it up. I was going to hit the gym at 5 this morning, got up and she started stirring, so I put her on my chest and she koncked out needless to say, I just laid there for an hour and didn't go to the gym.

I've already got her practicing fly fishing with a wine cork and yarn.

When should I have her swinging pine?

[brooks85]

congrats!

put a golf club in her hand and make her learn Chinese, she will have a head start!

[The Kraken]

Girls have to be tougher than boys once they reach adolescence. Not only do you have to worry about the girl you have, but you have to worry about the boys their with too.

Flipper I'm raising a lesbian, they're all the rage right now

[jjgold]

Congrats Kraken. Get ready for the long sleepless nights.

Paver how would you know? I doubt you can even see your rooster

[opie1988]

we're five days in, so it's work but it's also amazing! To have her fall asleep on my chest, or hold on to my finger, its just the small things. I know this time wont last long so im just trying to soak it up. I was going to hit the gym at 5 this morning, got up and she started stirring, so I put her on my chest and she koncked out needless to say, I just laid there for an hour and didn't go to the gym.

I've already got her practicing fly fishing with a wine cork and yarn.

When should I have her swinging pine?

I'd start her with just a plastic ball and bat as soon as she can stand. Just keep it fun at first. But get her swinging. Once a good swing is developed, she'll never lose it.

Now look....this is important. If she's going to most likely be a thin, fast, lanky chic....have her hit from the left FROM DAY ONE. Don't fukk around and try to make her a righty. There's only one chance for small, skinny chics in softball. And that's as a lefty slapper. That's it. Period. No one will give a fukk that your 70 lb ten year old can hit righty. She's too fukkin little. If she's not going to be a power hitter, she has to be a slapper. It's the only chance you have.

Call me with any questions.

[manny24]

Ash has a pretty good slspper but the toe drag is money

[The Kraken]

Unreal

I feel like she's already behind

May be too late guys

She spends all day sucking on my wifes , who by the way, saw a lactation consultant today and the lady said "honey your breats are a dream, these are the breasts that women with twins dream of"



I thought bitch you either need to back the fukk up, or back up your dirty talk and come on home with us

My life these days, dreaming of a 3-some with the lactation consultant

[gauchojake]

Obama pays for breast pumps so make sure you let your health plan know you need one

[grease lightnin]

Obama pays for breast pumps so make sure you let your health plan know you need one

Word. And when the time comes--Obama pays for women getting their tubes tied, but not for vasectomies. This means you get to keep the knife off your nuts. Godspeed.

[paco]

Some words of advice:

If the baby is crying there are really only two main reasons - food or sleep.
Travel often and eat out while she is young and you will have a child you can take anywhere. No sense in waiting until she is older. Fukk everyone who gives you the stink eye on a plane. That's what headphones are for.

Or colic.

congrats kraken, i wish Sbr had similac or enfamil, I would send u a bottle!

[jjgold]

Opie your sickening you ego fukkin maniac

[manny24]

if she won't sleep read Coach's spreadsheet to her

[mikejamm]

So how's it feel raising paco's brown skin love child? What a shame karken, the 'ol steroid needle dick couldn't get the job done, huh pal? Well at least paco is offering to send similac, enfamil and food stamps to help you raise the newest burka wear'in terrorist.

Man, when you really take your dick swallowing hero worship serious. Stay classy brah.