State a Troubling Fact About Yourself

**adila1401** · 02-03-16, 12:11 AM

Degen..also probably an alcoholic. 26 year old.

**blackHIPPY** · 02-03-16, 12:19 AM

I hate life

**Seaweed** · 02-03-16, 12:20 AM

I have an outie, i mean Audi. Sorry, I'm talking to my phone

**gauchojake** · 02-03-16, 12:24 AM

You don't even want to know...

**jjgold** · 02-03-16, 12:52 AM

14.9 years have not been laid

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 02-03-16, 12:58 AM

I've never been to a strip club.

But I've hung out with a lot of strippers off the job.

**unde0087** · 02-03-16, 01:26 AM

I frequent a forum for gambling 360 days a year

**tony_come** · 02-03-16, 01:53 AM

I walk around with a boner

**Killer_Demo** · 02-03-16, 01:58 AM

I dribble before i shoot, no not basketball

**VeggieDog** · 02-03-16, 02:05 AM

I got a vasectomy, but didn't tell my (then) girlfriend because she wanted a baby and was jumping my bones every day. It was great for about 6 months until she finally figured out I couldn't knock her up, so she left. The best 6 months of sex I ever had.

**Optional** · 02-03-16, 03:01 AM

Originally posted by VeggieDog

I got a vasectomy, but didn't tell my (then) girlfriend because she wanted a baby and was jumping my bones every day. It was great for about 6 months until she finally figured out I couldn't knock her up, so she left. The best 6 months of sex I ever had.

Best thing the ex-wife ever forced on me.

Current gf doesn't know and think she is the type to think she can decide if/when 'we' get knocked up too.

**Rich Boy** · 02-03-16, 03:06 AM

Originally posted by VeggieDog

I got a vasectomy, but didn't tell my (then) girlfriend because she wanted a baby and was jumping my bones every day. It was great for about 6 months until she finally figured out I couldn't knock her up, so she left. The best 6 months of sex I ever had.

lol nice

**Sledge187** · 02-03-16, 10:24 AM

Originally posted by tony_come

I walk around with a boner

Yes!!

**Codone69** · 02-03-16, 10:27 AM

I am here now!

**DOM_Toretto** · 02-03-16, 10:29 AM

Sports and my girlfriend are the only things that get me through the day, every day.

**FlipsideRM** · 02-03-16, 10:39 AM

Addicted to caffeine and dip

**Russian Rocket** · 02-03-16, 11:08 AM

I like to nap with my feet slightly elevated

**unde0087** · 03-28-16, 07:48 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

14.9 years have not been laid

that's a tough stretch

**daneblazer** · 03-28-16, 07:53 AM

I like to fart going up the escalator

**captrobey** · 03-28-16, 07:54 AM

I enjoy masturbating in the Frozen Food section at Acme on the Gordon Fisherman Fish Sticks .

**SBRMAN23** · 03-28-16, 07:55 AM

I like this thread

**jjgold** · 03-28-16, 08:12 AM

Bald
No Cash
Old Car
No Pussy 14 years

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 03-28-16, 08:18 AM

I rarely take anything non pros post seriously

**lilpete** · 03-28-16, 08:23 AM

used to have balls and take chances now i am overly cautious

**stevek173** · 03-28-16, 08:26 AM

Broke off 3+ year engagement because she wouldn't stare at dead birds with me.

**Merkel** · 03-28-16, 10:19 AM

I fantasize about forcing jjgold and Seaweed to torture each other. A lot.

**jjgold** · 03-28-16, 10:24 AM

This thread is depressing

**stevek173** · 03-28-16, 10:48 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

This thread is depressing

Thank you for for hitting on that one from 5 years ago coach. She was a turbobitch and you helped drive us apart. Just wish you'd done it before I spent way too much on an engagement ring for her

**SEAHAWKHARRY** · 03-28-16, 11:06 AM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

I rarely take anything non pros post seriously

Ditto

**chico2663** · 03-28-16, 11:10 AM

I hit every bet I don't make and lose 90% of the ones I do!