Give SBR a tidbit about yourself

**opie1988** · 12-12-15, 11:32 AM

Originally posted by Jayvegas420

He looks like he's made of caramel

Actually....I love caramel. Thanks for the kind words.

Jay....we all know you're very upset from the epic burials Brooks has laid on you here lately. We get it. But you gotta quit coming at him. You're clearly not the sharpest fella, and you engaging Brooks isn't even a fair fight. I've almost felt bad watching him humiliate you in just a few sentences the way he has time and time again.

**gauchojake** · 12-12-15, 11:33 AM

That's actually a mumu it just kinda looks like a shirt on opie

**Seaweed** · 12-12-15, 11:35 AM

Opie looks like Mr.Perfect

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 12-12-15, 11:50 AM

Originally posted by opie1988

Shoes aren't too bad, cause we buy 99% of our stuff online. I wear either a 14 or a 15…so I typically buy both sizes from Zappos and then just return the ones that don't fit. As far as buying shoes off the rack…I gave up that dream a long time ago.

Buying shirts is way more of a challenge. There's still not that many brands that make "tall" sizes, and so lots of times I'll buy a shirt that I really like….Only to have it be more of a crop top on me. And, due to my ever increasing amount of stomach hair, apparently this isn't a great look for me

This sums up my life

Except I am a broke dikk and can't afford to buy two pairs and return one.

**daneblazer** · 12-12-15, 11:54 AM

There's some posters I wouldn't want on my bad side. Opie, brooks, BiteMe, Shari...I'm probably one of them. I sure as shit want autodonk on my side.

**lyon804** · 12-12-15, 12:23 PM

Originally posted by daneblazer

[QUOiTE=opie1988;24960953]Where, motherfukker??

6'7 here, btw.

Valdosta State. Played defensive end. Walked on for basketball but was too white to get playing time. Not tall enough to play down low, too slow to play guard[/QUOTE]

Was you playing when Muschamp and Kirby Smart was around?

**daneblazer** · 12-12-15, 12:27 PM

Originally posted by lyon804

Valdosta State. Played defensive end. Walked on for basketball but was too white to get playing time. Not tall enough to play down low, too slow to play guard

Was you playing when Muschamp and Kirby Smart was around?[/QUOTE]

Yea they were there for the tail end. Chris Hatcher too

**Harry N. Lloyd** · 12-12-15, 12:28 PM

I like fast cars and fast women and my friends call me Cruiser......

**shaunovery** · 12-12-15, 12:35 PM

I can post and have sex at the same time

#muti tasking

**Booya711** · 12-12-15, 12:55 PM

Originally posted by shaunovery

I can post and have sex at the same time

#muti tasking

me too Shaun...

**daneblazer** · 12-12-15, 01:07 PM

I know I'm blah blah 'ing but whatever

i was one of the only white Guy's at the city courts. I didn't get picked at first but the guys that knew me soon made me a top pick. I could shoot. I don't think they knew my name, they just called me "Larry bird". I got in " the zone" one day. I could fire one up from half court and I'd be nothing but net. People talk about the zone but unless you've been in it you won't understand . I remember some black guy telling his team mate that "you need to stick him cause that ain't a normal white boy". ...I miss those days

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 12-12-15, 01:16 PM

Originally posted by daneblazer

I know I'm blah blah 'ing but whatever

i was one of the only white Guy's at the city courts. I didn't get picked at first but the guys that knew me soon made me a top pick. I could shoot. I don't think they knew my name, they just called me "Larry bird". I got in " the zone" one day. I could fire one up from half court and I'd be nothing but net. People talk about the zone but unless you've been in it you won't understand . I remember some black guy telling his team mate that "you need to stick him cause that ain't a normal white boy". ...I miss those days

It's a great feeling. Best game of my life I dropped 32 in a 73-70 game (we lost).

Don't think I missed more than 3 shots the entire game.

shot 5-6 from 3.
10-11 from the line.
Atleast 4 blocks.

Fouled out with under a minute left though.

Glory days

**gauchojake** · 12-12-15, 02:07 PM

I once gave the finger to a ref, kicked a ball into the rafters, and brought my away shorts and my home jersey. Different games though.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 12-12-15, 02:15 PM

Originally posted by daneblazer

I know I'm blah blah 'ing but whatever

i was one of the only white Guy's at the city courts. I didn't get picked at first but the guys that knew me soon made me a top pick. I could shoot. I don't think they knew my name, they just called me "Larry bird". I got in " the zone" one day. I could fire one up from half court and I'd be nothing but net. People talk about the zone but unless you've been in it you won't understand . I remember some black guy telling his team mate that "you need to stick him cause that ain't a normal white boy". ...I miss those days

**kidcudi92** · 12-12-15, 02:41 PM

I was once thrown out of a college recreational league game due to flopping. Then I called the ginger ref a 4 eyed fukk and then I had nothing to do every Tuesday night at 7.

**Jayvegas420** · 12-12-15, 04:20 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

Actually....I love caramel. Thanks for the kind words.

Jay....we all know you're very upset from the epic burials Brooks has laid on you here lately. We get it. But you gotta quit coming at him. You're clearly not the sharpest fella, and you engaging Brooks isn't even a fair fight. I've almost felt bad watching him humiliate you in just a few sentences the way he has time and time again.

Mental note: Opie is Brooksy's ghost
Mental bet: Arizona St Devil's ML

Originally posted by daneblazer

There's some posters I wouldn't want on my bad side. Opie, brooks, BiteMe, Shari...I'm probably one of them. I sure as shit want autodonk on my side.

Opie takes this shit a little too seriously at times.
Wouldn't be the same around here without him so, I go easy on the creampuff!

Im scared to shit of Shari.

MoMo. I scored 15 points against Runnymede in a tournament at Bathurst. And...I was the leading scorer
They were the best high school team I ever played against.
Where did you play?

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 12-12-15, 04:53 PM

Originally posted by Jayvegas420

MoMo. I scored 15 points against Runnymede in a tournament at Bathurst. And...I was the leading scorer
They were the best high school team I ever played against.
Where did you play?

Oh shit did you grow up in the city, Jay?

I grew up in Mississauga. Played Mississauga Monarchs and for two different high schools. (I got kicked out of the first one lol). Erindale the one I was most successful at.

If I remember correctly the game I dropped 32 in was against Brampton.

**gavin** · 12-12-15, 04:54 PM

34...Underwriter for Insurance Co...Soon to be a Proud Parent....12 Handicap...

**Jayvegas420** · 12-12-15, 11:24 PM

Holy shit......Mozer's a baller.
I played for two different high schools too

Both in Ottawa.... Lester B Pearson & StMatts.
Of the 2 teams you played for I have only heard of Erindale

**The Kraken** · 12-13-15, 12:22 AM

I'd post something but would end up feeling inadequate

This thread is full of all the top posters

Many award winning personalities in here

**Jayvegas420** · 12-13-15, 12:50 AM

Kraken #POTM

**bobbyfk** · 12-13-15, 12:54 AM

I was born 1 pound 9oz

**The Kraken** · 12-13-15, 02:09 AM

Originally posted by Jayvegas420

Kraken #POTM

Jay I placed second years ago during an epic month by Opie

It was his first POTM award

It came down to the last day and I think I was docked a few points because I boycotted Chick Fil-A after their CEO was outted as a homophobe

Opie on the other hand went out and bought $1,000 worth of Chick Fila nuggets, brought them down to the local gun range and fed all the wild animals

Anyways, JJ sided with Opie, Opie went on to be one of the greatest posters on the internet, and I'm just the guy that placed second.

**Wallnuts** · 12-13-15, 02:11 AM

I got a gun pulled on me by a Cowboys fan at FedEx Field in 2010. All I did was point in laugh when Romo threw a pick 6

**manny24** · 12-13-15, 12:37 PM

i messed around and got a triple double once

everyone left school for Christmas break early except the BBall girls because they had a game

party at their house all night then couple of the bigger ones tried to make a manny sub

thought i could start in hammer the ugly one try to get her off quick and chew some rug same time

combo talking shit and too excited it was over quick

cuter one was still down to give it a go but whiskey rooster so she took off to her boyfriends place

topped ugly off in the AM because why not at that point

shameful i know Donker forgive me

**opie1988** · 12-13-15, 12:41 PM

Originally posted by Wallnuts

I got a gun pulled on me by a Cowboys fan at FedEx Field in 2010. All I did was point in laugh when Romo threw a pick 6

I had warned you earlier to lay the fukk off when he had thrown that first pick 6.

Shit got real.

**Wallnuts** · 12-13-15, 10:23 PM

he said he was gonna "bust 70 caps in my ass". I was like damn this ninja gonna reload like 7 times, he really doesn't like being laughed at. We told security he had a gun and security wanted no part of it hahaha

**JohnnyD4916** · 12-13-15, 10:42 PM

I can suck my own rooster but I choose not to.

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 12-13-15, 10:43 PM

I was once pulled over because one of my passengers was wearing a cowboy hat.

**SEAHAWKHARRY** · 12-13-15, 11:11 PM

I like to place the cream sided Oreo halves on my nipples and sing the star spangled banner

**Jayvegas420** · 12-13-15, 11:13 PM

It places the lotion in the Box......

**MoneyLineDawg** · 12-13-15, 11:44 PM

Freshman year in college at a party....Drunk whore gave me a blowjob and she swallowed

Half hour later saw the whore making out with some random guy at the party.....A minute later saw a bunch of people freaking out..she puked all over his face/mouth

Hope the makeout sesh was worth it guy

**chico2663** · 12-14-15, 01:36 AM

if you have a dillards. the have a group for people like you and i. mine is the short and really fat . they also have extra length in shirts

**The Kraken** · 12-14-15, 02:13 AM

Originally posted by MoneyLineDawg

Freshman year in college at a party....Drunk whore gave me a blowjob and she swallowed

Half hour later saw the whore making out with some random guy at the party.....A minute later saw a bunch of people freaking out..she puked all over his face/mouth

Hope the makeout sesh was worth it guy

wow, have been in the exact same situation, except I knew the other guy

I was a sr. in HS , brother and I were on our way to a party, stopped at 7-11 for whatever reason, picked up some slut, probably a sophmore or junior. Anyways, get to the party, she knows no one, sucks a few million kids right out of me, 20 minutes later she's making out with a guy I know.

Everyone knew, he found out, tried to fight me but some other guy that hated his guts did a double leg on him and put on a little ground and pound

Honestly not sure what happened to the little slut. I took off with my brother. This was before social media and she had no cell phone that I know of.

Guy that got snowballed robbed a few banks a few years later and it still serving time

**Booya711** · 12-14-15, 02:24 AM

At a bar in Plano, TX right now and there are three girls all sitting together...I fukked all three back in the day...

You can't make this shit up