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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    Sbr slots obviously rigged......
    As someone who's thrown away a ton of points in sbr's casino on slots, have to say this was pretty sweet -- tho the machine obviously is rigged, as it didn't give me that fifth star on the top row.....:

    on a serious note, thank you sbr for letting me leave the casino up for once!
  • sam9ball
    SBR MVP
    • 07-01-09
    • 4454

    #2
    SBR Casino where Dreams come true!!
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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #3
      925 pts on a 2.25 spin.... fifth start hits it's 6,250 pts...... a tenth of Bobby Waves' life savings
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #4
        Not rigged

        We have many winners daily and many feel good stories

        Automan I think you do not know how to play
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        • kidcudi92
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 12-14-11
          • 15434

          #5
          Originally posted by jjgold
          Not rigged

          We have many winners daily and many feel good stories

          Automan I think you do not know how to play
          If there is one thing automan knows it is slots
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          • shaunovery
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 11-15-07
            • 18143

            #6
            Where dreams come true or most certainly where nightmares are realized
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            • sam9ball
              SBR MVP
              • 07-01-09
              • 4454

              #7
              Originally posted by shaunovery
              Where dreams come true or most certainly where nightmares are realized
              Never said who they come true for!
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              • Russian Rocket
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-02-12
                • 43910

                #8
                Donker this is all you need to know



                check out the date when I've created that thread...and the date when Jonelyn quietly deleted my my screen shot - just a little housekeeping shall we say
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  I sit behind panel a lot and watch many win

                  Yeh every once in a while we might pull a 21 on your 20 it is just a fluke

                  Automan do not call us out like this as it could get you in a heep of trouble
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                  • Auto Donk
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 09-03-13
                    • 43558

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jjgold
                    I sit behind panel a lot and watch many win

                    Yeh every once in a while we might pull a 21 on your 20 it is just a fluke

                    Automan do not call us out like this as it could get you in a heep of trouble
                    did you even look at the photo, genius?

                    I'm not callin' sbr out, you buffoon..... I hit the damn thing for 925 pts on a 2 pt pull..... (the "rigged" comment was a tongue-in-cheek JOKE, one that apparently soared right over your shiny dome.... a "rigged" casino/slot machine obviously doesn't pay out like my Fruity does!)

                    like not kahk-blockin' mclovin', I'm guiding SBR's figurative kahk into a sweet ass pussy!

                    I'm the biggest proponent of sbr slots on the site......

                    that photo above will probably increase activity on sbr slots by 100 fold

                    if anything, I expect a ten to twenty percent cut of the increased pts lost on sbr slots!
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                    • Auto Donk
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 09-03-13
                      • 43558

                      #11
                      yah, Fruity is nice, as is Pirate's Revenge and Bounty Hunters....

                      but not as nice as Chelsire Cat at L'auberge in lake charles...... still one of my favorite hits: on a $2 pull........

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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #12
                        Automan are you using any software??

                        If you are I can assure you I will get those points back even if I have to come to Houston
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                        • Auto Donk
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 09-03-13
                          • 43558

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jjgold
                          Automan are you using any software??

                          If you are I can assure you I will get those points back even if I have to come to Houston
                          dammit man, haven't you read any of my 7,186 posts on this site???? if you had, you would know, as the Gospel truth, that "soft" and "Donk" are never used in the same sentence....

                          unless, perhaps, that sentence was some babe saying "HOLY SHIT, PAPPI DONK, YOU NEVER GO SOFT!!!!!!"

                          P.S., and i shit you not, one fine latina in George West, Texas, once yelled out, to her friend getting nailed by my cousin in the next bedroom over, after I busted my second nut off in her and was still hard as steel, "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!" (Her friend yells out "whaaatttt?") She responds: "HE'S GOT A BIONIC DICK!!!!!! HE WOULD FUK THE WALLS IF THEY LAID DOWN!!!!!"

                          No, JJ, nothing "soft" down here in H-town, and certainly no "software" either.... but you are still welcome at my place anytime....

                          in fact, you are needed, as that skank Khloe Kardashiho is still alive, and still costing my beloved Rockets win after win after win......

                          come take up residence in my guest house and whack her, so I can enjoy the NBA season....
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                          • JAKEPEAVY21
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 03-11-11
                            • 29311

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Auto Donk
                            yah, Fruity is nice, as is Pirate's Revenge and Bounty Hunters....

                            but not as nice as Chelsire Cat at L'auberge in lake charles...... still one of my favorite hits: on a $2 pull........

                            I like that Kitty Glitter game that you and your wife play...

                            love the bonus with all the possible wilds
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                            • Auto Donk
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 09-03-13
                              • 43558

                              #15
                              Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                              I like that Kitty Glitter game that you and your wife play...

                              love the bonus with all the possible wilds
                              kitty glitter's best moment is when you "reset" the bonus while in the bonus, those 15 additional spins with all the wild's filled can pump out thousands of bucks on a five to 9 dollar pull......

                              never have had it happen, tho my wife has, but was only playing penny machine, not the dollar machine....still won 8-900 on that pull
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                              • JAKEPEAVY21
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 03-11-11
                                • 29311

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                kitty glitter's best moment is when you "reset" the bonus while in the bonus, those 15 additional spins with all the wild's filled can pump out thousands of bucks on a five to 9 dollar pull......

                                never have had it happen, tho my wife has, but was only playing penny machine, not the dollar machine....still won 8-900 on that pull
                                bonus retriggers are the best especially in that game
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                                • jjgold
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-20-05
                                  • 388179

                                  #17
                                  Automan the vids are good but your making over 100 of them until you hit the big one
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                                  • Auto Donk
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 09-03-13
                                    • 43558

                                    #18
                                    have to agree with you there; tho still waitin' one. all three KG machines at L'auberge pay, two dollar, one penny

                                    need to get back over there soon
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                                    • Auto Donk
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 09-03-13
                                      • 43558

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                      Automan the vids are good but your making over 100 of them until you hit the big one
                                      i generally don't make vids, only did on that one b/c it was a long ordeal..... and then i made that one kitty glitter one just for you
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