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  • Seaweed
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    • 01-19-12
    • 26318

    #1
    What Do You Do On Christmas Day?
    Gamble?

    Family time?

    Church?

    Eat?

    Nothing?

    Presents?


    What is Christmas like in your home?
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #2
    small family

    only day of year I make an appearance

    no presents..everyone broke
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    • shaunovery
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 11-15-07
      • 18143

      #3
      Kids open presents, late lunch settle in for nba games
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      • Seaweed
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        • 01-19-12
        • 26318

        #4
        Originally posted by shaunovery
        Kids open presents, late lunch settle in for nba games
        NBA games on NBC back in the 90's were cool.
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179

          #5
          I dis owned my boy
          divorced

          still have small family will visit..they might pay for my trip

          xmas not about gifts unless you have children

          God Bless all
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          • I/O
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 05-26-11
            • 7922

            #6
            Originally posted by Seaweed
            Gamble?

            Family time?

            Church?

            Eat?

            Nothing?

            Presents?


            What is Christmas like in your home?
            Right after opening presents with my family, go to SBR, read one of the many shallow Seaweed threads not in any way related to gambling and feel incredibly great about myself and wonder how worthless you must feel stealing oxygen every second of your existence.
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            • manny24
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 10-22-07
              • 20046

              #7
              if you don't have any presents to open on Xmas more than likely your family are a bunch of jews
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              • Seaweed
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 01-19-12
                • 26318

                #8
                Originally posted by jjgold
                I dis owned my boy
                divorced

                still have small family will visit..they might pay for my trip

                xmas not about gifts unless you have children

                God Bless all
                God bless you Corbin
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                • Seaweed
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 01-19-12
                  • 26318

                  #9
                  Originally posted by I/O
                  Right after opening presents with my family, go to SBR, read one of the many shallow Seaweed threads not in any way related to gambling and feel incredibly great about myself and wonder how worthless you must feel stealing oxygen every second of your existence.
                  I actually feel pretty great
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                  • Seto
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 12-16-11
                    • 12906

                    #10
                    Originally posted by I/O
                    Right after opening presents with my family, go to SBR, read one of the many shallow Seaweed threads not in any way related to gambling and feel incredibly great about myself and wonder how worthless you must feel stealing oxygen every second of your existence.
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                    • shaunovery
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-15-07
                      • 18143

                      #11
                      We get all the Xmas day nba games here on the uk think there's 5 this yr ,

                      Xmas presents really for kids not us grown ups generally a normal day
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                      • swordsandtequila
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 02-23-12
                        • 9757

                        #12
                        Deposit the fake $200 gifted by my fake grandmother so I can reload my fake account in order to make more fake bets. Then pray to my fake god for some fake winners. Merry Xmas.
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                        • Auto Donk
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 09-03-13
                          • 43558

                          #13
                          wake up early, roll over and nestle into my wife's beautiful double d's (all natural), light foreplay, maybe a little early morning snack on some slightly-whiskered biscuit, couple hits of cinnamon ring, knock one out and hopefully not wake up the boys...... (they're teens, and will not be wakin' early for presents.....)

                          roll outta bed, shower, dress, get the boys up, throw some gifts around to each other. Lovely wife usually makes a bad ass ham, numerous awesome side dishes; call family and trade x-mas well-wishes, have lunch, catch the Rockets if they're playing, if not, head out around three to hopefully cap a 'late rut' buck on a little property we hunt nearby. oh yah, and drink from about ten a.m. til leaving to hunt (bloody Mary's for me, mimosas for the little lady, Cakebread chardonnay with lunch). A high-ball roady -- bourbon, fresh squeezed ruby red grapefruit juice with heavy pulp, and seven-up mixed in equal proportions) for the hunt; return, (hang and skin buck if I got one, start heavy celebration drinking -- about a half dozen or so more B&G highballs if so), if no buck on the ground, chill and maybe knock another one out late night........
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                          • Hot Jerry
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-16-13
                            • 5545

                            #14
                            Give a thanks to GOD and Lord Jesus Christ for great year - small family , food and BUDWIESER - no betting [ RR ] - day off from action !!
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                            • Hot Jerry
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-16-13
                              • 5545

                              #15
                              Big Bear - Thank u for points and for nomination !! Thanks again !!
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                              • Smoke
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 10-09-09
                                • 48111

                                #16
                                First thing is wake up to see if presents are under tree

                                Then i check to see if santa ate the milk and cookies i left him

                                Every year santa eats all the cookies

                                He really likes them
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                                • Auto Donk
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 09-03-13
                                  • 43558

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Hot Jerry
                                  Big Bear - Thank u for points and for nomination !! Thanks again !!
                                  Hey!!!! WTF!!!! Where are my points????

                                  Oh crap! I forgot to mention God or Jesus..... Does it count if my wife yells out "OH GOD!!!" repeatedly on x-mas day while we're gettin' our groove on? Or that I say "Jesus!!!" everytime the Rockets turn the ball over during the game, or when the shitty ref blows a call????

                                  for the record, we covered Christmas Mass at midnight the night before......
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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388179

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                    wake up early, roll over and nestle into my wife's beautiful double d's (all natural), light foreplay, maybe a little early morning snack on some slightly-whiskered biscuit, couple hits of cinnamon ring, knock one out and hopefully not wake up the boys...... (they're teens, and will not be wakin' early for presents.....)

                                    roll outta bed, shower, dress, get the boys up, throw some gifts around to each other. Lovely wife usually makes a bad ass ham, numerous awesome side dishes; call family and trade x-mas well-wishes, have lunch, catch the Rockets if they're playing, if not, head out around three to hopefully cap a 'late rut' buck on a little property we hunt nearby. oh yah, and drink from about ten a.m. til leaving to hunt (bloody Mary's for me, mimosas for the little lady, Cakebread chardonnay with lunch). A high-ball roady -- bourbon, fresh squeezed ruby red grapefruit juice with heavy pulp, and seven-up mixed in equal proportions) for the hunt; return, (hang and skin buck if I got one, start heavy celebration drinking -- about a half dozen or so more B&G highballs if so), if no buck on the ground, chill and maybe knock another one out late night........
                                    Hey can you tell us more man..I got fukkin hard when you were talking about your wife

                                    More details man
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                                    • Auto Donk
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 09-03-13
                                      • 43558

                                      #19
                                      go to pureplay.com, find autodonk69, check out my avatar.... it's a photo of her sitting in my lap........ you'll probably blow your load at the mere sight of her ample cleavage in the photo........
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                                      • Smoke
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 10-09-09
                                        • 48111

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                        Hey can you tell us more man..I got fukkin hard when you were talking about your wife

                                        More details man
                                        he forgot to mention the wife is 400 lbs
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                                        • Auto Donk
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-03-13
                                          • 43558

                                          #21
                                          120-125lbs at any given time......... usually drops a few more right before summer to really turn the heads....
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                                          • Smoke
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 10-09-09
                                            • 48111

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                            120-125lbs at any given time......... usually drops a few more right before summer to really turn the heads....
                                            Pics or GTFO
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                                            • Auto Donk
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 09-03-13
                                              • 43558

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Smoke
                                              Pics or GTFO
                                              fckhead, I just gave you a site where u can go see both of us.... sitting on my couch on a typical sunday watching nascar.......... and unlike you, Tony, I did get my beautymark eating pussy........
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                                              • Smoke
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 10-09-09
                                                • 48111

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                fckhead, I just gave you a site where u can go see both of us.... sitting on my couch on a typical sunday watching nascar.......... and unlike you, Tony, I did get my beautymark eating pussy........
                                                Thx fukkhead
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                                                • Ballerholic
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 01-16-13
                                                  • 2767

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                  wake up early, roll over and nestle into my wife's beautiful double d's (all natural), light foreplay, maybe a little early morning snack on some slightly-whiskered biscuit, couple hits of cinnamon ring, knock one out and hopefully not wake up the boys...... (they're teens, and will not be wakin' early for presents.....)

                                                  roll outta bed, shower, dress, get the boys up, throw some gifts around to each other. Lovely wife usually makes a bad ass ham, numerous awesome side dishes; call family and trade x-mas well-wishes, have lunch, catch the Rockets if they're playing, if not, head out around three to hopefully cap a 'late rut' buck on a little property we hunt nearby. oh yah, and drink from about ten a.m. til leaving to hunt (bloody Mary's for me, mimosas for the little lady, Cakebread chardonnay with lunch). A high-ball roady -- bourbon, fresh squeezed ruby red grapefruit juice with heavy pulp, and seven-up mixed in equal proportions) for the hunt; return, (hang and skin buck if I got one, start heavy celebration drinking -- about a half dozen or so more B&G highballs if so), if no buck on the ground, chill and maybe knock another one out late night........
                                                  My GF has natural E's
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                                                  • TheLock
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 04-06-08
                                                    • 14427

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                    fckhead, I just gave you a site where u can go see both of us.... sitting on my couch on a typical sunday watching nascar.......... and unlike you, Tony, I did get my beautymark eating pussy........

                                                    Auto, a lot of guys here haven't sniffed a biscuit in a few years.

                                                    So when someone mentions a hot g/f or wife they get jealous and very skeptical that there are men out there that get it in good on a regular basis.
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                                                    • Auto Donk
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 09-03-13
                                                      • 43558

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by TheLock
                                                      Auto, a lot of guys here haven't sniffed a biscuit in a few years.

                                                      So when someone mentions a hot g/f or wife they get jealous and very skeptical that there are men out there that get it in good on a regular basis.
                                                      yah, I sense that.....

                                                      one of the biggest drawbacks to running deep in trnies in June at the Rio is poker pros/casino idiots hitting on her while i'm stuck down in the amazon room with a bunch of math wiz's..... best story is from back in 2009, when phil ivey about killed himself trying to get her attention.....
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                                                      • Auto Donk
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 09-03-13
                                                        • 43558

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Ballerholic
                                                        My GF has natural E's
                                                        yah, but she's got really bad "ink" on them.... looks like a bad prison tat.... takes away the ambiance of a good rack......
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                                                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 11-30-08
                                                          • 81450

                                                          #29
                                                          This thread has turned so sexual.

                                                          love it!
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                                                          • manny24
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 10-22-07
                                                            • 20046

                                                            #30
                                                            Diggles stand down

                                                            not that kind of party skin
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                                                            • Ballerholic
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 01-16-13
                                                              • 2767

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                              yah, but she's got really bad "ink" on them.... looks like a bad prison tat.... takes away the ambiance of a good rack......
                                                              Haha
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                                                              • packerd_00
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 05-22-13
                                                                • 17811

                                                                #32
                                                                Ill normally watch Christmas Story after finishing with presents
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                                                                • THam12
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 03-12-13
                                                                  • 12640

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                                  go to pureplay.com, find autodonk69, check out my avatar.... it's a photo of her sitting in my lap........ you'll probably blow your load at the mere sight of her ample cleavage in the photo........
                                                                  Can't find you
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                                                                  • jjgold
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                                    • 388179

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I would love to slap my boy around and videotape it for you guys

                                                                    He's a 20 something-year-old punk

                                                                    Smokes pot all day
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                                                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 11-30-08
                                                                      • 81450

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by manny24
                                                                      Diggles stand down

                                                                      not that kind of party skin
                                                                      Manny, I did not start it, holmes.
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