Kids open presents, late lunch settle in for nba games
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Seaweed
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
01-19-12
26318
#4
Originally posted by shaunovery
Kids open presents, late lunch settle in for nba games
NBA games on NBC back in the 90's were cool.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#5
I dis owned my boy
divorced
still have small family will visit..they might pay for my trip
xmas not about gifts unless you have children
God Bless all
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I/O
SBR Hall of Famer
05-26-11
7922
#6
Originally posted by Seaweed
Gamble?
Family time?
Church?
Eat?
Nothing?
Presents?
What is Christmas like in your home?
Right after opening presents with my family, go to SBR, read one of the many shallow Seaweed threads not in any way related to gambling and feel incredibly great about myself and wonder how worthless you must feel stealing oxygen every second of your existence.
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manny24
SBR Posting Legend
10-22-07
20046
#7
if you don't have any presents to open on Xmas more than likely your family are a bunch of jews
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Seaweed
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
01-19-12
26318
#8
Originally posted by jjgold
I dis owned my boy
divorced
still have small family will visit..they might pay for my trip
xmas not about gifts unless you have children
God Bless all
God bless you Corbin
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Seaweed
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
01-19-12
26318
#9
Originally posted by I/O
Right after opening presents with my family, go to SBR, read one of the many shallow Seaweed threads not in any way related to gambling and feel incredibly great about myself and wonder how worthless you must feel stealing oxygen every second of your existence.
I actually feel pretty great
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Seto
SBR Posting Legend
12-16-11
12906
#10
Originally posted by I/O
Right after opening presents with my family, go to SBR, read one of the many shallow Seaweed threads not in any way related to gambling and feel incredibly great about myself and wonder how worthless you must feel stealing oxygen every second of your existence.
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shaunovery
SBR Posting Legend
11-15-07
18143
#11
We get all the Xmas day nba games here on the uk think there's 5 this yr ,
Xmas presents really for kids not us grown ups generally a normal day
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swordsandtequila
SBR Hall of Famer
02-23-12
9757
#12
Deposit the fake $200 gifted by my fake grandmother so I can reload my fake account in order to make more fake bets. Then pray to my fake god for some fake winners. Merry Xmas.
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#13
wake up early, roll over and nestle into my wife's beautiful double d's (all natural), light foreplay, maybe a little early morning snack on some slightly-whiskered biscuit, couple hits of cinnamon ring, knock one out and hopefully not wake up the boys...... (they're teens, and will not be wakin' early for presents.....)
roll outta bed, shower, dress, get the boys up, throw some gifts around to each other. Lovely wife usually makes a bad ass ham, numerous awesome side dishes; call family and trade x-mas well-wishes, have lunch, catch the Rockets if they're playing, if not, head out around three to hopefully cap a 'late rut' buck on a little property we hunt nearby. oh yah, and drink from about ten a.m. til leaving to hunt (bloody Mary's for me, mimosas for the little lady, Cakebread chardonnay with lunch). A high-ball roady -- bourbon, fresh squeezed ruby red grapefruit juice with heavy pulp, and seven-up mixed in equal proportions) for the hunt; return, (hang and skin buck if I got one, start heavy celebration drinking -- about a half dozen or so more B&G highballs if so), if no buck on the ground, chill and maybe knock another one out late night........
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Hot Jerry
SBR Hall of Famer
08-16-13
5545
#14
Give a thanks to GOD and Lord Jesus Christ for great year - small family , food and BUDWIESER - no betting [ RR ] - day off from action !!
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Hot Jerry
SBR Hall of Famer
08-16-13
5545
#15
Big Bear - Thank u for points and for nomination !! Thanks again !!
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Smoke
SBR Aristocracy
10-09-09
48111
#16
First thing is wake up to see if presents are under tree
Then i check to see if santa ate the milk and cookies i left him
Every year santa eats all the cookies
He really likes them
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#17
Originally posted by Hot Jerry
Big Bear - Thank u for points and for nomination !! Thanks again !!
Hey!!!! WTF!!!! Where are my points????
Oh crap! I forgot to mention God or Jesus..... Does it count if my wife yells out "OH GOD!!!" repeatedly on x-mas day while we're gettin' our groove on? Or that I say "Jesus!!!" everytime the Rockets turn the ball over during the game, or when the shitty ref blows a call????
for the record, we covered Christmas Mass at midnight the night before......
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#18
Originally posted by Auto Donk
wake up early, roll over and nestle into my wife's beautiful double d's (all natural), light foreplay, maybe a little early morning snack on some slightly-whiskered biscuit, couple hits of cinnamon ring, knock one out and hopefully not wake up the boys...... (they're teens, and will not be wakin' early for presents.....)
roll outta bed, shower, dress, get the boys up, throw some gifts around to each other. Lovely wife usually makes a bad ass ham, numerous awesome side dishes; call family and trade x-mas well-wishes, have lunch, catch the Rockets if they're playing, if not, head out around three to hopefully cap a 'late rut' buck on a little property we hunt nearby. oh yah, and drink from about ten a.m. til leaving to hunt (bloody Mary's for me, mimosas for the little lady, Cakebread chardonnay with lunch). A high-ball roady -- bourbon, fresh squeezed ruby red grapefruit juice with heavy pulp, and seven-up mixed in equal proportions) for the hunt; return, (hang and skin buck if I got one, start heavy celebration drinking -- about a half dozen or so more B&G highballs if so), if no buck on the ground, chill and maybe knock another one out late night........
Hey can you tell us more man..I got fukkin hard when you were talking about your wife
More details man
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#19
go to pureplay.com, find autodonk69, check out my avatar.... it's a photo of her sitting in my lap........ you'll probably blow your load at the mere sight of her ample cleavage in the photo........
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Smoke
SBR Aristocracy
10-09-09
48111
#20
Originally posted by jjgold
Hey can you tell us more man..I got fukkin hard when you were talking about your wife
More details man
he forgot to mention the wife is 400 lbs
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#21
120-125lbs at any given time......... usually drops a few more right before summer to really turn the heads....
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Smoke
SBR Aristocracy
10-09-09
48111
#22
Originally posted by Auto Donk
120-125lbs at any given time......... usually drops a few more right before summer to really turn the heads....
Pics or GTFO
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#23
Originally posted by Smoke
Pics or GTFO
fckhead, I just gave you a site where u can go see both of us.... sitting on my couch on a typical sunday watching nascar.......... and unlike you, Tony, I did get my beautymark eating pussy........
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Smoke
SBR Aristocracy
10-09-09
48111
#24
Originally posted by Auto Donk
fckhead, I just gave you a site where u can go see both of us.... sitting on my couch on a typical sunday watching nascar.......... and unlike you, Tony, I did get my beautymark eating pussy........
Thx fukkhead
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Ballerholic
SBR MVP
01-16-13
2767
#25
Originally posted by Auto Donk
wake up early, roll over and nestle into my wife's beautiful double d's (all natural), light foreplay, maybe a little early morning snack on some slightly-whiskered biscuit, couple hits of cinnamon ring, knock one out and hopefully not wake up the boys...... (they're teens, and will not be wakin' early for presents.....)
roll outta bed, shower, dress, get the boys up, throw some gifts around to each other. Lovely wife usually makes a bad ass ham, numerous awesome side dishes; call family and trade x-mas well-wishes, have lunch, catch the Rockets if they're playing, if not, head out around three to hopefully cap a 'late rut' buck on a little property we hunt nearby. oh yah, and drink from about ten a.m. til leaving to hunt (bloody Mary's for me, mimosas for the little lady, Cakebread chardonnay with lunch). A high-ball roady -- bourbon, fresh squeezed ruby red grapefruit juice with heavy pulp, and seven-up mixed in equal proportions) for the hunt; return, (hang and skin buck if I got one, start heavy celebration drinking -- about a half dozen or so more B&G highballs if so), if no buck on the ground, chill and maybe knock another one out late night........
My GF has natural E's
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TheLock
SBR Posting Legend
04-06-08
14427
#26
Originally posted by Auto Donk
fckhead, I just gave you a site where u can go see both of us.... sitting on my couch on a typical sunday watching nascar.......... and unlike you, Tony, I did get my beautymark eating pussy........
Auto, a lot of guys here haven't sniffed a biscuit in a few years.
So when someone mentions a hot g/f or wife they get jealous and very skeptical that there are men out there that get it in good on a regular basis.
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#27
Originally posted by TheLock
Auto, a lot of guys here haven't sniffed a biscuit in a few years.
So when someone mentions a hot g/f or wife they get jealous and very skeptical that there are men out there that get it in good on a regular basis.
yah, I sense that.....
one of the biggest drawbacks to running deep in trnies in June at the Rio is poker pros/casino idiots hitting on her while i'm stuck down in the amazon room with a bunch of math wiz's..... best story is from back in 2009, when phil ivey about killed himself trying to get her attention.....
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#28
Originally posted by Ballerholic
My GF has natural E's
yah, but she's got really bad "ink" on them.... looks like a bad prison tat.... takes away the ambiance of a good rack......
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#29
This thread has turned so sexual.
love it!
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manny24
SBR Posting Legend
10-22-07
20046
#30
Diggles stand down
not that kind of party skin
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Ballerholic
SBR MVP
01-16-13
2767
#31
Originally posted by Auto Donk
yah, but she's got really bad "ink" on them.... looks like a bad prison tat.... takes away the ambiance of a good rack......
Haha
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packerd_00
SBR Posting Legend
05-22-13
17811
#32
Ill normally watch Christmas Story after finishing with presents
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THam12
SBR Posting Legend
03-12-13
12640
#33
Originally posted by Auto Donk
go to pureplay.com, find autodonk69, check out my avatar.... it's a photo of her sitting in my lap........ you'll probably blow your load at the mere sight of her ample cleavage in the photo........
Can't find you
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#34
I would love to slap my boy around and videotape it for you guys