The Tony Come Smoke Seaweed Thread

[Seaweed]

This thread is for Tony_Come, Smoke, ad Seaweed to talk about interesting things in the world of sports and life. I will start the discussion.

Do you think Patrick Ewing is still evolving?

[vividjohn45]

Hes evolving into carmellos step brother

[Fidel_CashFlow]

The Russians are coming

[tony_come]

Sellweed Ewing raped many women

[Seaweed]

Sellweed Ewing raped many women

How many?

I think he is the missing link

[Seaweed]

The Russians are coming

Fidel, what was your greatest accomplishment of 2014?

[I/O]

This thread is for Tony_Come, Smoke, ad Seaweed to talk about interesting things in the world of sports and life.

you guys can just pm each other non stop

[Booya711]

Saloon this whore shit

[Seaweed]

you guys can just pm each other non stop

Do you think Chris Berman is the type of man to flush a public toilet using his dress shoe?

[Smoke]

Do you think Chris Berman is the type of man to flush a public toilet using his dress shoe?

No. I think he uses his hand and doesnt wash afterwards and then eats chicken wings using same hand.

[Seaweed]

No. I think he uses his hand and doesnt wash afterwards and then eats chicken wings using same hand.

This totally throws this conversation in a whole new direction! I bet he wipes the bbq sauce off his fingers using his tie, and then swears at an innocent ESPN worker to bring him a fresh one. Then complains how the wings suck.

[Smoke]

This totally throws this conversation in a whole new direction! I bet he wipes the bbq sauce off his fingers using his tie, and then swears at an innocent ESPN worker to bring him a fresh one. Then complains how the wings suck.

Do you think he throws the half eaten chicken wing at the ESPN worker as well?

[Seaweed]

Do you think he throws the half eaten chicken wing at the ESPN worker as well?

No. As he is waiting for his new tie Tom Jackson eats the leftovers

[Smoke]

No. As he is waiting for his new tie Tom Jackson eats the leftovers

Wow. Thats incredible.

[Seaweed]

Wow. Thats incredible.

That's what she said

[The Giant]

What kind of bullshit thread is this?

Some kind of elitist group of good-looking men that are superb handicappers and turn their noses down at us lesser men?

Fukk you guys.

Fukk you guys straight to hell.

[Seaweed]

What kind of bullshit thread is this?

Some kind of elitist group of good-looking men that are superb handicappers and turn their noses down at us lesser men?

Fukk you guys.

Fukk you guys straight to hell.

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning

[Seaweed]

No money for gambling isnt easy

Going to have to make sacrifices like combining breakfest and lunch, splitting toilet paper, cereal with water etc. When youre dedicated you make it happen

[The Giant]

Lets discuss ways to save money in the bathroom, and put that money into your gambling bankroll.

Start brushing your teeth only once a day, maybe less. (Saves on toothpaste)

Learn to hold your bowel movements better. Maybe go once or twice a week. Or run down to the local gas station. (Saves on toilet paper)

Forget about flossing.

Two minute showers, without soap and shampoo.

Follow these bathroom guidelines and you'll be back in the game before you know it.

[Seaweed]

Lets discuss ways to save money in the bathroom, and put that money into your gambling bankroll.

Start brushing your teeth only once a day, maybe less. (Saves on toothpaste)

Learn to hold your bowel movements better. Maybe go once or twice a week. Or run down to the local gas station. (Saves on toilet paper)

Forget about flossing.

Two minute showers, without soap and shampoo.

Follow these bathroom guidelines and you'll be back in the game before you know it.

Great advice as always. Not like anyone can smell me at SBR. This is how you manage money. Thank you!

[The Giant]

Anytime Seaweed.

Next time we will discuss ways to save money in the living room.

[tony_come]

Sitting in the toilet may reduce hair growing on your back

Take naps frequently to stop hair from growing on your back

And Yes I have used the toilet at espn headquarter

[manny24]

do you really think some espn guys post here?

besides kiper jr. (Swinger) and verrett (Bear) i mean

[Smoke]

The Giant.... TREMENDOUS advice from SBR's 2014 Man of The Year

The Giant always looking out for the player.

[Smoke]

This next question is for toniest_come and whoever else wants to answer

Toniest_come and whoever else wants to answer, where do you rank the black mamba on your list of all time NBA greats and why?

[The Giant]

The Giant.... TREMENDOUS advice from SBR's 2014 Man of The Year

The Giant always looking out for the player.

I'm going to have to disagree on your first point, Smokey. I think when the ballots are all in, there can only be one candidate that truly is the 2014 Man of the Year, and that's you, my dear friend.

I just hate seeing players out of action. Seaweed has been down in the dumps lately, after his unfortunate all-in wager on some stupid hockey prop. At one point after his loss, he told me he felt like crying. Moments later he straightened his tie, did a line of cocaine, got up, went in the other room smacked his grandma on the butt, came back on the webcam, and without breaking his stride said: "crying is for babies".

[tony_come]

This next question is for toniest_come and whoever else wants to answer

Toniest_come and whoever else wants to answer, where do you rank the black mamba on your list of all time NBA greats and why?

Smokiest the answer is 51. The big mamba was not in the top 50

[Smoke]

Smokiest the answer is 51. The big mamba was not in the top 50

[Smoke]

Saer this question is for you..

Saer for $500 in your pinnacle account, would you be willing to spend a night alone in a remote house that is supposedly haunted, just for the sake of it? (knowing nothing more about the history of the house than that) There is no electricity though there is running water and other utilities, and you can bring your own flashlight and/or lantern and such. The nearest neighbors live 5 miles away

[tony_come]

Smokiest this question is for you. You're an African man from Ghana that can't swim. As the age of 52yr old you arrived in America with no money. What kind of work woul you be looking for? Year 2006

[Jayvegas420]

Saer this question is for you..

Saer for $500 in your pinnacle account, would you be willing to spend a night alone in a remote house that is supposedly haunted, just for the sake of it? (knowing nothing more about the history of the house than that) There is no electricity though there is running water and other utilities, and you can bring your own flashlight and/or lantern and such. The nearest neighbors live 5 miles away

and those neighbors are let'sgoRangers & you mad bro.

[Jayvegas420]

Smokiest this question is for you. You're an African man from Ghana that can't swim. As the age of 52yr old you arrived in America with no money. What kind of work woul you be looking for? Year 2006

Wading Pool Lifeguard?

[Smoke]

Smokiest this question is for you. You're an African man from Ghana that can't swim. As the age of 52yr old you arrived in America with no money. What kind of work woul you be looking for? Year 2006

Lifeguard

[Seaweed]

Saer this question is for you..

Saer for $500 in your pinnacle account, would you be willing to spend a night alone in a remote house that is supposedly haunted, just for the sake of it? (knowing nothing more about the history of the house than that) There is no electricity though there is running water and other utilities, and you can bring your own flashlight and/or lantern and such. The nearest neighbors live 5 miles away

Yes, without question. There's more ghosts at SBR than there would be there.

[Smoke]

Saer have you ever peed in a public pool while others were swimming near you?