1. #1
    jjgold
    jjgold's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-20-05
    Posts: 388,190
    Betpoints: 10

    Do not post fantasy stuff in Playerstalk

    Why?

    It's for real men here not failed bettors

    I rather see broke guys talking about mental plays vs fantasy fuys talking about who to start and try and win $3
    Nomination(s):
    This post was nominated 3 times . To view the nominated thread please click here. People who nominated: sweep, emoney, and RubberKettle

  2. #2
    Bostongambler
    Bostongambler's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 02-01-08
    Posts: 35,930
    Betpoints: 14308

    What about if I had a fantasy about a certain poster? Can't I post it here?

  3. #3
    innovation
    innovation's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-27-12
    Posts: 6,218
    Betpoints: 239

    What worldly accent turns you on?

    i have a few

  4. #4
    BIGDAY
    angelman.org
    BIGDAY's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 02-17-10
    Posts: 48,241
    Betpoints: 24866

    I'm 13 years old. I do what I want..

  5. #5
    Sam Odom
    Sam Odom's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-30-05
    Posts: 58,063
    Betpoints: 37

    Had a fantasy about this...


  6. #6
    jjgold
    jjgold's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-20-05
    Posts: 388,190
    Betpoints: 10

    get pussy out of here also

    I am a serious guy and want to win

  7. #7
    thetrinity
    penetrate me to tears
    thetrinity's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-25-11
    Posts: 22,430
    Betpoints: 5536

    Gold's all business I like

  8. #8
    Sam Odom
    Sam Odom's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-30-05
    Posts: 58,063
    Betpoints: 37

    Quote Originally Posted by thetrinity View Post
    Gold's all business I like

    JJ getting mentally ready for football

  9. #9
    jjgold
    jjgold's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-20-05
    Posts: 388,190
    Betpoints: 10

    Yes

    It's not a game here

  10. #10
    Smoke
    Smoke's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-09-09
    Posts: 48,111
    Betpoints: 1510

    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    What about if I had a fantasy about a certain poster? Can't I post it here?
    Just call me

  11. #11
    Kermit
    My Finger Smells Like Pork
    Kermit's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-27-10
    Posts: 32,557
    Betpoints: 2611


  12. #12
    Otters27
    Otters27's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 07-14-07
    Posts: 30,687
    Betpoints: 350

    Sports betting is definitely better than fantasy. Sometime Fantasy Golf for majors is cool

  13. #13
    pavyracer
    MOLON LABE
    pavyracer's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 04-12-07
    Posts: 82,189
    Betpoints: 410

    Things you can post at Players Talk that are really important for sports gambling:

    1. How you look with or without a rug.
    2. When you are broke and don't have cash.
    3. When you spent 5 days at the ER.
    4, When you pick donkey poop with a stick in the middle of nowhere.
    5. When you fish on a boat by yourself.
    Nomination(s):
    This post was nominated 1 time . To view the nominated thread please click here. People who nominated: unde0087

  14. #14
    Kermit
    My Finger Smells Like Pork
    Kermit's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-27-10
    Posts: 32,557
    Betpoints: 2611

    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Things you can post at Players Talk that are really important for sports gambling:

    1. How you look with or without a rug.
    2. When you are broke and don't have cash.
    3. When you spent 5 days at the ER.
    4, When you pick donkey poop with a stick in the middle of nowhere.
    5. When you fish on a boat by yourself.
    Don't forget about Vegas Impersonators.

  15. #15
    Mxs1332
    Mxs1332's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-08-16
    Posts: 661
    Betpoints: 6872


  16. #16
    funnyb25
    Go Get Laid Man!
    funnyb25's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 07-09-09
    Posts: 39,621
    Betpoints: 23924

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    get pussy out of here also

    I am a serious guy and want to win
    ha ha ha

  17. #17
    The Kraken
    The Kraken's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-24-11
    Posts: 28,917
    Betpoints: 532

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...their-gym.html
    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I could just envision Deuce getting it in the ass alter a workout and get towel strapped and loving it.

    It usually are the guys you least suspect and Deuce is a guy that proclaims heterosexual activity

    I would love to watch the scene and cheer the guys on as Deuce gets it from his fellow gym mates
    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Deuce I would play to see you the next day when your limping

    Deuce how do you get the jelly out of your ass??
    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...ou-belong.html

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    The one I go to is a room of course steaming hot, there are benches on the outer edges (perimeter of the room) and the rest is standing room in the middle. One door entry only and once everyone inside they lock it for like 30 minutes so the steam gets real hot, with an unlocked door any one can enter and steam releases out the door. Ok I prefer a towel or sometimes just go in with a jock strap or bikinni underwear. Majority of guys use just towels and some guys cut a slit in back of robe as it is trendy. The room I go to is usually packed with all benches taken and very few standing spots as steam pours in. I like sitting but the problem with that is if a guy comes in steam room nude and he is next to you if you even poke your head up his rooster is in your fukkin ear or near your fukkin face. So I keep my head down if sitting. If I am standing and I am alert because always a few wise asses trying to squeeze your fukkin balls as a joke not a gay act or pinch your ass in a game called grab ass. At times if there is a guy unsure of himself and a few horny guys around him they seduce and swarm him and the guy usually blows them in a fukkin lineup and a few sandwich him just like the word says and one fuks him in the ass and other holds him. It is sick, the noise could be deafening because of pain, moans, pleasure . What you need to be careful of is everyone is lubed up because of the hot steam and easy to fuk someone in ass with him really knowing it initially. My buddy felt a pinch last week and just thought a guy was fukkin around pinching him but he had a rooster in his ass and had to pull out. It is just too crowded and things happen like this. The normal guys usually just sit their or stand there and let the steam relax the. Some guys wack off and just shoot on the floor, sometimes fights start because *** gets on another guy . A few guys are gay and just go to play hard with each other or try and seduce straight guys in a sick game called jellywatchers. I go to watch the action and relax my muscles. Deuce I would love to see you get what is called "spindled" where a guy fuks you in ass right over another guys knee. I could hear your make sounds like a fukkin baby as your ass is pounded. Deuce come down one day and I will bring you, it is hilarious. You would be one of the door pounders trying to get out because your getting fukked in the ass or going to get fukked. The pounding of the doors is funny too and the door guy does not let anyone out unless of course a health or fire issue.
    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    although guys do not look like that, how about mainly guys like me and worse, fat guys, triple chinners, real skinny guys with tales (hair) albinos, some business guys. We have a few guys that actually go into steam room with clothes ongay phobia and so many guys ride them and get them all nervous saying they want to fuk them, spindle them, ect. Guys the steam room is just fun and watching reactions. Do you know how funny it is when a guy is dick slapped by another guy or when a guy squeaks when getting pounded in the ass over a bench, or finally when a guy cuts a slit in the back of another guys underwear called Spearing it is shit out of a porn movie. Whats funny is so many guys do not even look. If I could get a camera in there it would be video of the last 100 years but how would I when I mainly just wear bikini underwear. I am telling you one thing here some of you guys are fukkin sickkos here and worse than me.
    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    JJ. why in the FUKK would you tell me to come look at this thread???!!!

    This is not hot. This is sick. I could've happily lived my whole life not knowing what spindling or jellywatchers meant.

    Need to go bleach my eyes.



    I hear ya loud and clear, JJ
    Points Awarded:

    stealthyburrito gave The Kraken 1 SBR Point(s) for this post.

    Nomination(s):
    This post was nominated 1 time . To view the nominated thread please click here. People who nominated: gauchojake

  18. #18
    sweep
    USA! USA! USA!
    sweep's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-09-10
    Posts: 16,753
    Betpoints: 2457

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Why?

    It's for real men here not failed bettors

    I rather see broke guys talking about mental plays vs fantasy fuys talking about who to start and try and win $3
    sharp post

  19. #19
    BigOrange
    BigOrange's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 08-13-09
    Posts: 6,701
    Betpoints: 5369

    But aren't most of the Players Talk threads started by "Fantasy Air Bettors" anyway?

  20. #20
    gauchojake
    Have Some Asthma
    gauchojake's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 09-17-10
    Posts: 33,724
    Betpoints: 13164

    Lustin he's talking to you pal

  21. #21
    klemopixx
    Shit just got real.
    klemopixx's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 10-02-14
    Posts: 3,701
    Betpoints: 2395

    JJ, I've been betting 3 team teasers in preseason, teasing the totals up and betting the under. Been pretty effective so far, just make sure one of the two teams is tough defensively (like KC) or totally inept offensively (like the Bears).
    Stay tuned

  22. #22
    MoeSedway
    MoeSedway's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-29-15
    Posts: 437
    Betpoints: 1987

    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    sharp post
    Definitely need more videos of meth addicts BBQing though.
    Points Awarded:

    Mxs1332 gave MoeSedway 1 Betpoint(s) for this post.


  23. #23
    jtoler
    jtoler's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-17-13
    Posts: 30,967
    Betpoints: 6325

    The good jew was nice enough to pay us a visit.

  24. #24
    MoeSedway
    MoeSedway's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-29-15
    Posts: 437
    Betpoints: 1987

    Quote Originally Posted by jtoler View Post
    The good jew was nice enough to pay us a visit.
    What did mommy make for lunch today, Nazi boy?

    Any good videos to share?


  25. #25
    Ghenghis Kahn
    Best Baller on SBR
    Ghenghis Kahn's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 01-02-12
    Posts: 19,735
    Betpoints: 2261

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    get pussy out of here also

    I am GAY and want C0CKS
    FYP

  26. #26
    The Kraken
    The Kraken's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-24-11
    Posts: 28,917
    Betpoints: 532

    Quote Originally Posted by MoeSedway View Post
    Definitely need more videos of meth addicts BBQing though.
    Moe, don't encourage the meth junkies

    Thanks
    SBR Admin
    Nomination(s):
    This post was nominated 1 time . To view the nominated thread please click here. People who nominated: MoeSedway

  27. #27
    gauchojake
    Have Some Asthma
    gauchojake's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 09-17-10
    Posts: 33,724
    Betpoints: 13164

    sweep make a video lighting a pipe with your bbq

  28. #28
    jjgold
    jjgold's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-20-05
    Posts: 388,190
    Betpoints: 10

    This week many go to fantasy draft parties

    They set up their teams , drink beer and fuk

  29. #29
    Mr KLC
    Mr KLC's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 12-19-07
    Posts: 30,619
    Betpoints: 332

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    This week many go to fantasy draft parties

    They set up their teams , drink beer and fuk

  30. #30
    Sam Odom
    Sam Odom's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-30-05
    Posts: 58,063
    Betpoints: 37

    JJ sends mixed messages

  31. #31
    grease lightnin
    &
    grease lightnin's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-01-12
    Posts: 16,015
    Betpoints: 3185

    JJ you would be last place in SBR Fantasy League.

  32. #32
    Mr KLC
    Mr KLC's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 12-19-07
    Posts: 30,619
    Betpoints: 332

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Why?

    It's for real men here not failed bettors

    I rather see broke guys talking about mental plays vs fantasy fuys talking about who to start and try and win $3
    I'm winning $2.50 in FanDuel today.

  33. #33
    The Kraken
    The Kraken's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-24-11
    Posts: 28,917
    Betpoints: 532

    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    sweep make a video lighting a pipe with your bbq
    Tough to light the bbq when all thats in there are used syringes

  34. #34
    gauchojake
    Have Some Asthma
    gauchojake's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 09-17-10
    Posts: 33,724
    Betpoints: 13164

    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Tough to light the bbq when all thats in there are used syringes

  35. #35
    stealthyburrito
    Alien Robot Sex Party
    stealthyburrito's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 05-12-09
    Posts: 21,556
    Betpoints: 11893

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    This week many go to fantasy draft parties

    They set up their teams , drink beer and fuk
    That sounds win, win, and double win.

12 Last
Top