Remember Jared Lorenzen the BIG Kentucky QB?

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  • Dirty Sanchez
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    • 03-01-10
    • 16031

    #1
    Remember Jared Lorenzen the BIG Kentucky QB?
    Who also played for the NY Giants? Dude is still chucking it for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters

    Former New York Giants backup Jared Lorenzen is still slinging it for the Continental Indoor Football League's Northern Kentucky River Monsters at a reported 320 pounds.
  • Louisvillekid1
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    • 10-17-07
    • 52143

    #2
    Wow that's great
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    • Dirty Sanchez
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      • 03-01-10
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      #3
      that some serious footwork around the pocket ttwarrior would probably say he could take him in the 40
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      • Sam Odom
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        • 10-30-05
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        #4
        looks like a bigger Russell Wilson
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        • jjgold
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          • 07-20-05
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          #5


          great find Sanchez!!
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          • Sam Odom
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            • 10-30-05
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            #6
            dude looks like he would be fun to party with

            an agile Mug
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            • freeVICK
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              • 01-21-08
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              #7
              Half the man TT is
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              • Eddy Munny
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                • 08-13-13
                • 15768

                #8
                Pillsbury Throw Boy still chuckin the pigskin.
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                • Da Manster!
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                  • 07-13-07
                  • 17720

                  #9
                  Nice find DS!......the battleship err, I mean aircraft carrier Lorenzen still slinging it I see!...320 lbs?!...Shit, he's just as big as Vince Wilfork!...
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                  • BennyBigNuts
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                    • 04-16-12
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                    #10
                    What is his salary for that team? Anyone find it?
                    I bet he eats more per year than he makes right now.

                    That's pretty sick the guy has gained 100 lbs easily since the Giants cut him.
                    Dude was a truck on Kentucky, put up some pretty big numbers with a shit team in college.
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                    • You mad bro
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                      • 01-15-12
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                      #11
                      this is ttwarriors hero
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                      • Deuce
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                        • 01-12-08
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                        #12
                        Posted this last night and was salooned.
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                        • Dirty Sanchez
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                          • 03-01-10
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Deuce
                          Posted this last night and was salooned.
                          Oh.. well...sorry.. Deuce...did it on purpose just to piss you off
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                          • Cuse0323
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                            • 12-09-09
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Deuce
                            Posted this last night and was salooned.
                            Threads about family go to the saloon. Ya bloated bastard
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                            • Big Bear
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                              • 11-01-11
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                              #15
                              just goes to show you some guys play for the love of the game... good for him.
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                              • manny24
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                                • 10-22-07
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by Cuse0323
                                Threads about family go to the saloon. Ya bloated bastard
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                                • Vegas39
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                                  • 09-22-11
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by BennyBigNuts
                                  What is his salary for that team? Anyone find it?
                                  I bet he eats more per year than he makes right now.

                                  That's pretty sick the guy has gained 100 lbs easily since the Giants cut him.
                                  Dude was a truck on Kentucky, put up some pretty big numbers with a shit team in college.

                                  believe they make about 50-100 per game
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                                  • pavyracer
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                                    • 04-12-07
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Vegas39
                                    believe they make about 50-100 per game
                                    Can he even buy food with that much? Guy looks like can bankrupt Golden Corral.
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                                    • Da Manster!
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                                      • 07-13-07
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by BennyBigNuts
                                      What is his salary for that team? Anyone find it?
                                      I bet he eats more per year than he makes right now.

                                      That's pretty sick the guy has gained 100 lbs easily since the Giants cut him.
                                      Dude was a truck on Kentucky, put up some pretty big numbers with a shit team in college.

                                      Sup Benny....$50 minimum and $200 maximum per game

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                                      • Vegas39
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                                        • 09-22-11
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by pavyracer
                                        Can he even buy food with that much? Guy looks like can bankrupt Golden Corral.
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                                        • The Kraken
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                                          • 12-25-11
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                                          #21
                                          Guy is 50% fat, 40% water and 10% muscle

                                          No wonder he couldn't make anything of himself

                                          TOO FAT
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                                          • Da Manster!
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                                            • 07-13-07
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                                            #22
                                            To put the shitty salary into proper perspective, people living on welfare and collecting unemployment make more money per week than these continental indoor football players!...
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                                            • pulledclear
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                                              • 02-19-12
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                                              #23
                                              Maybe he should try not Chucking at Chuckie Cheese as much. Good Lord.
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                                              • pulledclear
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                                                • 02-19-12
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Da Manster!
                                                To put the shitty salary into proper perspective, people living on welfare and collecting unemployment make more money per week than these continental indoor football players!...

                                                Im sure you have that data "handy", just look at one of your stubs!
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                                                • bobby heenan
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                                                  • 03-20-09
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Da Manster!
                                                  To put the shitty salary into proper perspective, people living on welfare and collecting unemployment make more money per week than these continental indoor football players!...
                                                  to put things in perspective...im sure(at least i hope) most of these guys have other jobs or ways of making money
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                                                  • pavyracer
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                                                    • 04-12-07
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by The Kraken
                                                    Guy is 50% fat, 40% water and 10% muscle

                                                    No wonder he couldn't make anything of himself

                                                    TOO FAT
                                                    You forgot the bones.
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                                                    • RubberKettle
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                                                      • 12-28-09
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                                                      #27
                                                      Dead ringer for Billy Bob from Varsity Blues
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                                                      • Deuce
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Cuse0323
                                                        Threads about family go to the saloon. Ya bloated bastard
                                                        Only thing bloated is your grams oyster after the 1987 Houston Rockets ran through her.
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                                                        • Da Manster!
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                                                          • 07-13-07
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by bobby heenan
                                                          to put things in perspective...im sure(at least i hope) most of these guys have other jobs or ways of making money
                                                          agreed Bobby...I was just bringing it up because why in the hell would anyone want to sacrifice their body for such a measly paycheck?!...I realize these guys aren't pro's per se, but they still have pads, helmets, etc. and can easily suffer concussions, broken bones, and/or any other kind of serious injury playing football.
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                                                          • Da Manster!
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                                                            • 07-13-07
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by pulledclear
                                                            Im sure you have that data "handy", just look at one of your stubs!

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                                                            • EaglesPhan36
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                                                              • 12-06-06
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                                                              #31
                                                              Does he double as the mascot?
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                                                              • daneblazer
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                                                                • daneblazer
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                                                                  • WvGambler
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                                                                    • 04-19-10
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Cuse0323
                                                                    Threads about family go to the saloon. Ya bloated bastard
                                                                    Cuse just won the internet.
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                                                                    • Deuce
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by The Kraken
                                                                      Guy is 50% fat, 40% water and 10% muscle

                                                                      No wonder he couldn't make anything of himself

                                                                      TOO FAT
                                                                      He has as many SB rings at QB as Peyton Manning
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