Chris Christie our next President?

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  • SBR_John
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    • 07-12-05
    • 16471

    #1
    Chris Christie our next President?
    I don't want to be critical but I would suggest a good demist and a diet.
  • 19th Hole
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    • 03-22-09
    • 18936

    #2
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    • thetrinity
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      • 01-25-11
      • 22430

      #3
      cant have a fat president, needs to lose weight in next 18 months
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      • onacloud
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        • 10-14-10
        • 5360

        #4
        Originally posted by thetrinity
        cant have a fat president, needs to lose weight in next 18 months
        Taft weighed 300+ and of course has the famous story of getting stuck in the white house bathtub
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        • chilidog
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          • 04-05-09
          • 10305

          #5
          Yeah, just like Romney was going to be our last one, eh?
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          • ACoochy
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            • 08-19-09
            • 13949

            #6
            Originally posted by thetrinity
            cant have a fat president, needs to lose weight in next 18 months
            Why not?

            Guy lives in fattest country on earth (where most are proud of their morbid obesity)...

            If anything id have thought his weight would be an advantage as it shows he can relate to joe average...
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            • smitch124
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 05-19-08
              • 12566

              #7
              Originally posted by ACoochy
              Why not?

              Guy lives in fattest country on earth (where most are proud of their morbid obesity)...

              If anything id have thought his weight would be an advantage as it shows he can relate to joe average...
              We are fat but we don't think we are fat. So, we don't want our obesity mirrored in our president.
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              • I/O
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                • 05-26-11
                • 7922

                #8
                Originally posted by SBR_John
                I don't want to be critical but I would suggest a good demist and a diet.
                When you stand in the middle of the road you are more likely to be hit by a car. Especially if you weight 350.

                He's got no chance.
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                • broadway6
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                  • 11-14-09
                  • 13337

                  #9
                  Hillary isn't far off. It looks like she has been sucking on the soy sauce these days.
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                  • GUMMO77
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                    • 08-23-10
                    • 9294

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ACoochy
                    Why not?

                    Guy lives in fattest country on earth (where most are proud of their morbid obesity)...

                    If anything id have thought his weight would be an advantage as it shows he can relate to joe average...
                    Mexico has the largest obesity rate.
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                    • ACoochy
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                      • 08-19-09
                      • 13949

                      #11
                      Originally posted by smitch124
                      We are fat but we don't think we are fat. So, we don't want our obesity mirrored in our president.
                      have noticed that...

                      If only all that energy you guys waste (not much different where im from too) blaming everything and everyone else was instead put into actual physical exercise...
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                      • No coincidences
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 01-18-10
                        • 76300

                        #12
                        I don't think it's even a question at this point to be honest. I think it's virtually a foregone conclusion.

                        The biggest "hurdle" for the Republicans to clear here is whether or not they can nominate a centrist thinking candidate. If he gets the nomination, he wins the Presidency. I wouldn't put it past them to f\*\*k it up, though, and give it to someone far less electable.
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                        • ChalkyDog
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                          • 10-02-11
                          • 9598

                          #13
                          Maybe, if the Republicans can remove their heads from their collective asses and stop cannibalizing each other, he seems like a very good candidate.

                          Here, a little trick Republicans. I will give you this for free, Opie can go ahead and move this up the chain.

                          My Advice:

                          Pick a christian moderate who doesn't thump the bible.

                          You are going to get the nut fukks in your party anyway. The whole "anybody but Obama" dipshits. What you NEED is the middle. Go strong for the middle. Not blacks, Not Women. The middle class as a whole. It's not a race issue. Get the middle class.

                          Christie has already positioned himself in the middle in most demographics.
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                          • I/O
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                            • 05-26-11
                            • 7922

                            #14
                            To hell with the middle.

                            The Republicans need to stop dredging up the same old has been's. Need someone fresh with a spine and positive energy. Every year they trot out the "expected" and it doesn't work anymore. The actual party can disappear any time now.
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                            • No coincidences
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 01-18-10
                              • 76300

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ChalkyDog
                              Maybe, if the Republicans can remove their heads from their collective asses and stop cannibalizing each other, he seems like a very good candidate.

                              Here, a little trick Republicans. I will give you this for free, Opie can go ahead and move this up the chain.

                              My Advice:

                              Pick a christian moderate who doesn't thump the bible.

                              You are going to get the nut fukks in your party anyway. The whole "anybody but Obama" dipshits. What you NEED is the middle. Go strong for the middle. Not blacks, Not Women. The middle class as a whole. It's not a race issue. Get the middle class.

                              Christie has already positioned himself in the middle in most demographics.
                              Egg-fvcking-zactly.

                              It's not rocket science. Second straight election that the Dems are just begging for you to take back the Presidency. You going to f\*\*k it up again?!?!?
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                              • InTheDrink
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                                • 11-23-09
                                • 23983

                                #16
                                good talk...lets continue this in 2.5 years hueyeeyshe

                                what a fukkin hand job this thread is
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                                • ChalkyDog
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                                  • 10-02-11
                                  • 9598

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by InTheDrink
                                  good talk...lets continue this in 2.5 years hueyeeyshe

                                  what a fukkin hand job this thread is
                                  Some guys get off on this type o shit.

                                  This is the America we live in now, Campaigns are started 4 years, sometimes more, before an election for these big races.

                                  But, yeah, this is almost as bad as talking about a pre-season top 25 the moment after the title game ends.
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                                  • crustyme
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                                    • 09-29-10
                                    • 16896

                                    #18
                                    maybe in 2024.... if he hasn't succumbed to diabetes.
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                                    • I/O
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                                      • 05-26-11
                                      • 7922

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by InTheDrink
                                      good talk...lets continue this in 2.5 years hueyeeyshe

                                      what a fukkin hand job this thread is
                                      and you chimed in kettle
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                                      • Kindred
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                                        • 09-09-08
                                        • 2901

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by ACoochy
                                        Why not?

                                        Guy lives in fattest country on earth (where most are proud of their morbid obesity)...

                                        If anything id have thought his weight would be an advantage as it shows he can relate to joe average...
                                        Maybe if he gained some weight and started smoking crack on drunken binges he could get elected Mayor of Toronto eh

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                                        • No coincidences
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 01-18-10
                                          • 76300

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Kindred
                                          Maybe if he gained some weight and started smoking crack on drunken binges he could get elected Mayor of Toronto eh

                                          Man, that guy is a piece of work.
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                                          • daneblazer
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 09-14-08
                                            • 27861

                                            #22
                                            Can't be worse than the train wreck in office right now
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                                            • SteelRain
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                                              • 03-13-12
                                              • 2806

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by crustyme
                                              maybe in 2024.... if he hasn't succumbed to diabetes.
                                              He has diabetes or is least pre-diabetic

                                              You can't get that fat and have your pancreas still working, it just can't handle that type of workload
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                                              • MUHerd37
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                                                • 10-23-09
                                                • 12816

                                                #24
                                                Guy is basically a Democrat. What Republican ideas has he instituted in New Jersey???
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                                                • ACoochy
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                                                  • 08-19-09
                                                  • 13949

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Kindred
                                                  Maybe if he gained some weight and started smoking crack on drunken binges he could get elected Mayor of Toronto eh

                                                  Rob ford knows how to talk to joe average with words such as 'elitists'. Draws the emotional yet relatable connection with normal voters.

                                                  Average joe can relate to rob ford more than almost any other politician as he has faults, just like them. Ok the crack smoking thing is a little too far but public displays of drunkedness show people that he's a real person and not just another robot that the machine produced, which again, make him much more relatable...
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                                                  • farrahflash
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                                                    • 11-06-13
                                                    • 11

                                                    #26
                                                    fat people in china, good , alwuys get the girls, too

                                                    maybe its in american its not the same

                                                    fat people have the money and the power for china
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                                                    • ACoochy
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 08-19-09
                                                      • 13949

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by daneblazer
                                                      Can't be worse than the train wreck in office right now
                                                      Um George bush anyone??
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                                                      • stevenash
                                                        Moderator
                                                        • 01-17-11
                                                        • 65453

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by broadway6
                                                        Hillary isn't far off. It looks like she has been sucking on the soy sauce these days.
                                                        Guy walks into the local KFC, says to the counter person, "I'll have the Hilary Clinton"
                                                        Counter person says to the patron "I'm not sure what you mean?"
                                                        Guy says "you know, 2 fat thighs, 2 small breasts, and a left wing"


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                                                        • pavyracer
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                                                          • 04-12-07
                                                          • 82718

                                                          #29
                                                          The Illuminati will install the next president.
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                                                          • ChalkyDog
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                                                            • 10-02-11
                                                            • 9598

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by I/O
                                                            To hell with the middle.

                                                            The Republicans need to stop dredging up the same old has been's. Need someone fresh with a spine and positive energy. Every year they trot out the "expected" and it doesn't work anymore. The actual party can disappear any time now.
                                                            What you need is to win the election. What the candidate believe in, has a spine or not, or any of that bullshit is moot. Republicans in the white house should be the only focus. If you have to dress up a talking didlo to get into the white house, you need to do that as a party.

                                                            Once a republican candidate gets in, then the real lunacy of the modern GOP can take it from there and reclaim all the freedoms that they supposedly lost since a Black man dirtied the office.
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                                                            • MUHerd37
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                                                              • 10-23-09
                                                              • 12816

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by ACoochy
                                                              Um George bush anyone??
                                                              Obama is way worse.
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                                                              • ACoochy
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 08-19-09
                                                                • 13949

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by MUHerd37
                                                                Obama is way worse.
                                                                You mean like inheriting 13 trillion worth of debt worse??

                                                                Yeah, can accomplish alot when your that deep in the hole to begin with...
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                                                                • I/O
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                                                                  • 05-26-11
                                                                  • 7922

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by ChalkyDog
                                                                  What you need is to win the election. What the candidate believe in, has a spine or not, or any of that bullshit is moot. Republicans in the white house should be the only focus. If you have to dress up a talking didlo to get into the white house, you need to do that as a party.

                                                                  Once a republican candidate gets in, then the real lunacy of the modern GOP can take it from there and reclaim all the freedoms that they supposedly lost since a Black man dirtied the office.
                                                                  It's actually quite the opposite. Last election, they didn't show. They didn't vote. They were not behind/interested in Romney. A candidate with a spine. One to believe in. Will bring back the votes. Not one who bends. The idea is not to sell out to get a Republican in the White House. That party, as it is now, is finished.
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                                                                  • I/O
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                                                                    • 05-26-11
                                                                    • 7922

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by ACoochy
                                                                    You mean like inheriting 13 trillion worth of debt worse??

                                                                    Yeah, can accomplish alot when your that deep in the hole to begin with...
                                                                    you have no idea about what you are talking about
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                                                                    • ACoochy
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                                                                      • 08-19-09
                                                                      • 13949

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by I/O
                                                                      you have no idea about what you are talking about
                                                                      And you seem to have a willingly short memory so guess that makes us:
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