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  • Regul8er
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-06-07
    • 10666

    #1
    Guaranteed Winner...and I'll tell you why!
    Im on absolute tilt boys.
    I have been like this about 6 times in the last year....and EVERY time I lose when I chase hard.

    I had Cornet to win $250 today....up 5-0 in 1st set, and Kirilenko quits....just needed 1 more damn game.

    So I put to win $250 on Tsonga....hes cruising, and dude loses 2nd and 3rd set tie break. Dude double faults when he has match point, and then double faults on Nishikori match point a few points later. And Im not even lying, he missed his serve by 3 feet. I had visions, and pictured exactly what ended up happening. I'm not lying!

    Im now going all in on Miami Heat ML. I guarantee Chicago wins the game.......but I cant control myself. I know I will lose, I know I will be fu(kin furious....and I know it will ruin me for the next 2 months......but you know what, I'm a moron....and I've tilted and there's no stopping me.

    What's Chicago about +190 or +200?? You guys can make a killing tonight.......you can thank me later.
  • TwoWays
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-24-10
    • 13145

    #2
    too much psychology and reverse psychology pal. i'm confused and mind-fcked.
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    • Regul8er
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 11-06-07
      • 10666

      #3
      Trust me.....take the Heat ML or the points, and you will increase your bankroll.

      I'm not a good pressure bettor, and never win when I have everything on the line. I'm not a lucky person.
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      • sneakerhead
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 07-14-10
        • 7727

        #4
        Live bet is the way to go
        bulls are gonna come to play, catch the heat when the bulls are up a few for a better number if you like the heat and viceversa
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        • thunderous
          SBR MVP
          • 06-05-12
          • 1870

          #5
          Originally posted by Regul8er
          Trust me.....take the Heat ML or the points, and you will increase your bankroll.

          I'm not a good pressure bettor, and never win when I have everything on the line. I'm not a lucky person.
          Heat or Bulls?
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          • Regul8er
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 11-06-07
            • 10666

            #6
            Seriously guys.....I have given the entire board a winner tonight. Dont even think twice about it.
            Why do I envision the Bulls hitting a shot in the last few seconds to put me in my misery?
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            • Regul8er
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 11-06-07
              • 10666

              #7
              Sorry, I'm on the Heat.....so take the Bulls. Im shaky right now, and cant concentrate on what Im saying.
              Never a good sign.
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              • pattymayo
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 05-19-09
                • 10221

                #8
                So you pushed on Cornet, Tsonga got beat by a +200 dog, and now you're in raging tilt mode?

                The fukk?
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                • Guinser
                  SBR Sharp
                  • 11-04-10
                  • 461

                  #9
                  Rambis I respect your honesty its a good thing to have around here. Hope Heat cashes for ya bud
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                  • Regul8er
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-06-07
                    • 10666

                    #10
                    patty.....this is a steamroll effect from about the past week.

                    It started with Azarenka not retiring last Friday....I watched the match and she was crying almost the whole match and refused to quit for whatever reason. The umpire asked her 4 times if she was done.....and she kept playing.

                    I had a couple last minute beats in College, and brutal day in NFL Sunday....and went fairly large with Waino pitching at home.

                    A culmination of things that just hit the boiling point. Tsonga double faults on his match point. Then 2 points later, Tsonga has match point again, and Nishikori hits a 2nd serve ace (mind you he only had 2 the whole match at that point). Then Nishikori hits another ace to go up 8-7, while Tsonga double faults again.

                    Yes, Im tilt......and I need the Heat to win. When I "need" a team to win, it doesn't matter......Believe that
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                    • No coincidences
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 01-18-10
                      • 76300

                      #11
                      Not this again.

                      You fvcking kidding me Regul8er?
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                      • Regul8er
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 11-06-07
                        • 10666

                        #12
                        NC...dead serious buddy.
                        Dont remember the last time I've cashed out. Probably 20 deposits, without a withdraw.

                        It's truly amazing.
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                        • thunderous
                          SBR MVP
                          • 06-05-12
                          • 1870

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Guinser
                          Rambis I respect your honesty its a good thing to have around here. Hope Heat cashes for ya bud
                          Exact same feelings.....I have no action.
                          I truly hope your bet wins!
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                          • Ghenghis Kahn
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 01-02-12
                            • 19734

                            #14
                            man you go on monkey tilt from that shit, can't imagine how you'd act at a poker table from losing with a 4 or a kind or a straight flush.

                            you might kill someone. no joke.
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                            • Regul8er
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-06-07
                              • 10666

                              #15
                              Thanks Dude.......Ive calmed myself down quite a bit over the past hour.

                              I'm not really that confident that the Heat win this game......but Ive come to grips with the fact that I'm in trouble.
                              NCAAB is my favorite time of year, so hopefully I get lucky here.
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                              • Regul8er
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 11-06-07
                                • 10666

                                #16
                                Ghengis....I play very rare...and only tournament, so if I lose, I know what I lose.
                                Never more then $50.
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                                • No coincidences
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 01-18-10
                                  • 76300

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Regul8er
                                  NC...dead serious buddy.
                                  Dont remember the last time I've cashed out. Probably 20 deposits, without a withdraw.

                                  It's truly amazing.
                                  I thought you'd quit and gotten your life together gambling-free?

                                  Your wife still around?

                                  Ever heard the term "lucky in love, not in cards"? Count your blessings in real life and stop worrying so much about not getting a ML to hit -- before you don't have anything around you other than the bad beats to complain about.
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                                  • BettingWizard
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 11-28-09
                                    • 6522

                                    #18
                                    deep down, you like to lose. Proof is in you starting this same thread every couple months
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                                    • Regul8er
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 11-06-07
                                      • 10666

                                      #19
                                      NC...I was out of the game for about 4-5 months......and yes extremely happy, and things were great.
                                      Wife was away for a weekend, I had nothing going on, so stupid me makes a deposit. I've been playing off of $200 for about a month now.

                                      Have kept it together, pretty much until what just unfolded about an hour ago. I was making only a few bets, until sh!t starting the fan this weekend. Part of me wants to just lose tonight like BettingWizard mentions....and be done with it. $200 over a 4 week period is doable......with Christmas I literally have nothing to bet....all tied up. A win tonight, I will be taking out about 1K.
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                                      • BIGDAY
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 02-17-10
                                        • 48245

                                        #20
                                        For some reason I love it when Regul8or goes tilt!
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                                        • rcene
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 12-28-12
                                          • 3036

                                          #21
                                          Guaranteed play. Love it. Heat win the opener tonight
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                                          • Skrillz3412
                                            SBR Hustler
                                            • 11-18-12
                                            • 99

                                            #22
                                            Reverse psychology wont work pal. Nice try tho.

                                            BULLS ROLL TONIGHT
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                                            • jjgold
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388179

                                              #23
                                              Tsonga has been a choker his whole life

                                              I never bet him
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                                              • Regul8er
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 11-06-07
                                                • 10666

                                                #24
                                                jj....ya I remember the last time taking him, he had a 2-0 set lead over Wawrinka in the French Open a few years ago...and choked it away.

                                                Call it what you want to guys....reverse jinx or whatever. I have the Heat ML all-in. I don't win pressure bets.
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                                                • Luv2Play2
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 12-24-10
                                                  • 2461

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Regul8er
                                                  Im on absolute tilt boys.
                                                  I have been like this about 6 times in the last year....and EVERY time I lose when I chase hard.

                                                  I had Cornet to win $250 today....up 5-0 in 1st set, and Kirilenko quits....just needed 1 more damn game.

                                                  So I put to win $250 on Tsonga....hes cruising, and dude loses 2nd and 3rd set tie break. Dude double faults when he has match point, and then double faults on Nishikori match point a few points later. And Im not even lying, he missed his serve by 3 feet. I had visions, and pictured exactly what ended up happening. I'm not lying!

                                                  Im now going all in on Miami Heat ML. I guarantee Chicago wins the game.......but I cant control myself. I know I will lose, I know I will be fu(kin furious....and I know it will ruin me for the next 2 months......but you know what, I'm a moron....and I've tilted and there's no stopping me.

                                                  What's Chicago about +190 or +200?? You guys can make a killing tonight.......you can thank me later.
                                                  i charted all games bet wth outcomes desided in the final mins. at 1 point i was 9 wins 31 loses .. you cant make this SH$T up.. lost buff und.. mia ovr.. and clemson just this wkend...
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                                                  • diondublin
                                                    SBR High Roller
                                                    • 04-16-10
                                                    • 160

                                                    #26
                                                    [QUOTE=Regul8er;20076098]patty.....this is a steamroll effect from about the past week.

                                                    It started with Azarenka not retiring last Friday....I watched the match and she was crying almost the whole match and refused to quit for whatever reason. The umpire asked her 4 times if she was done.....and she kept playing.

                                                    <snigger><snigger><teehee>*teehee*...thi s is NOT a bad beat!

                                                    </teehee></snigger></snigger>
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                                                    • Kobe
                                                      SBR Sharp
                                                      • 08-14-10
                                                      • 347

                                                      #27
                                                      Just put a small bet on Chicago ML. Thanks for the free money.
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                                                      • gauchojake
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 09-17-10
                                                        • 34116

                                                        #28
                                                        1800 gambler
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                                                        • 747planes
                                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                                          • 08-25-13
                                                          • 658

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Regul8er
                                                          Im on absolute tilt boys.
                                                          I have been like this about 6 times in the last year....and EVERY time I lose when I chase hard.

                                                          I had Cornet to win $250 today....up 5-0 in 1st set, and Kirilenko quits....just needed 1 more damn game.

                                                          So I put to win $250 on Tsonga....hes cruising, and dude loses 2nd and 3rd set tie break. Dude double faults when he has match point, and then double faults on Nishikori match point a few points later. And Im not even lying, he missed his serve by 3 feet. I had visions, and pictured exactly what ended up happening. I'm not lying!

                                                          Im now going all in on Miami Heat ML. I guarantee Chicago wins the game.......but I cant control myself. I know I will lose, I know I will be fu(kin furious....and I know it will ruin me for the next 2 months......but you know what, I'm a moron....and I've tilted and there's no stopping me.

                                                          What's Chicago about +190 or +200?? You guys can make a killing tonight.......you can thank me later.
                                                          Lang is on the chicago spread. Miami will cover. Consider it your lucky day.
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                                                          • rcene
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 12-28-12
                                                            • 3036

                                                            #30
                                                            Ass beatdown by the Heat in that first half! Easy!
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                                                            • easyliving
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 06-25-12
                                                              • 8876

                                                              #31
                                                              congrats on the win now settle down and use proper bankroll management and don't put yourself in this situation again
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                                                              • TwoWays
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 03-24-10
                                                                • 13145

                                                                #32
                                                                you think too low of yourself, man. easy win just like that. get your head up and keep hitting those winners.
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                                                                • gauchojake
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 09-17-10
                                                                  • 34116

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Down to single digits

                                                                  ruh roh
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                                                                  • Bet10Heinekens
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 01-10-13
                                                                    • 10567

                                                                    #34
                                                                    awesome write-up, made my decision much easier
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                                                                    • No coincidences
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 01-18-10
                                                                      • 76300

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Well congrats -- I guess.

                                                                      Now do the right thing and cash out before you go back on tilt.

                                                                      Take this opportunity to quit while you're ahead for once. The gambling gods are giving you a second chance, which doesn't happen very often.
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