You Make Fun Of Me? Huh??

[jjgold]

5-4
Built like a brick ( my friends say that)
Can fly for my age
Can throw a football 50 yards in the air
Batted 370 softball high arc last fall
Landscaper
Shoot 93 at pro course
Dancing pro

[Chi_archie]

got that voice like a black too!!!!!

Crip walks with the best of them

dips with 100 pounds chained to him

[iifold]

"high arc"

[Cuse0323]

[daneault23]

5-4
Built like a brick ( my friends say that)
Can fly for my age
Can throw a football 50 yards in the air
Batted 370 softball high arc last fall
Landscaper
Shoot 93 at pro course
Dancing pro

friends

[Killer_Demo]

JJ got the plug to the yayo

[billysink]

Who fukkin cares you can do any of that.


Brother you ain't in the circus.

You are the circus

Get some new shit.


thanks in advance

[hubie69]

JJ, clearly your daily schedule demands respect. Clearly you're BIG TIME

[RealSlimShady]

You forgot to mention 2.5" rooster, horseshoe head, jacked up grill

[InTheDrink]

jjer i know your game ghuey

jjer you say you havent been laid in 14 years gueey

jjer i saw the video of you and the latin broad hugyuey

[jjgold]

Shady size does not matter
My point is many posters cannot stack up to my stats I mentioned

I left out capping though

Put 65 sbr guys on a field and scouts look at me if we had a showcase

[BIGDAY]

Hey CornBin, settle down.

[Chi_archie]

i'm looking forward to seeing JJ's 2014 power poster combine stats.

guy has been working on his vertical

[jjgold]

I know I am not the only poster that cannot get laid
I am a bad capper
ugly as a fukkin duck
guys I like all of you but when some pound me as far as looks and those sort of things I get frustrated
Shady and Deuce have taunted me calling me Kissel and Walrus

I ADMIT THIS

I want others to come forward and post in this thread admitting they cannot get laid and not athletic like me

Other wise great group of posters

[King Mayan]

Don't fukk with corbin guys.

[Seaweed]

JJgold, all i have is capping
I never kissed a lady that wasn't related to me
I have little money but im a superb capper and determined to get out of the slums in toronto
I still live with my grandmother

[billysink]

I know I am not the only poster that cannot get laid
I am a bad capper
ugly as a fukkin duck
guys I like all of you but when some pound me as far as looks and those sort of things I get frustrated
Shady and Deuce have taunted me calling me Kissel and Walrus

I ADMIT THIS

I want others to come forward and post in this thread admitting they cannot get laid and not athletic like me

Other wise great group of posters

Everyone banged up here to some extent.

Get some new shit Gold.

[Smoke]

1.5 penis
Bald
Broke
Crooked teeth
Banged his aunt
Got raped by gay bookie

You are michael jack corbinhausen

[Seaweed]

1.5 penis
Bald
Broke
Crooked teeth
Banged his aunt
Got raped by gay bookie

You are michael jack corbinhausen

So maybe you're not ready to replace that autographed Miles Davis poster with a framed portrait of Alexander Graham Bell

[manny24]

JJgold, all i have is capping
I never kissed a lady that wasn't related to me
I have little money but im a superb capper and determined to get out of the slums in toronto
I still live with my grandmother

weeder we know

[Smoke]

So maybe you're not ready to replace that autographed Miles Davis poster with a framed portrait of Alexander Graham Bell

[CoachJB]

Shady size does not matter
My point is many posters cannot stack up to my stats I mentioned

I left out capping though

Put 65 sbr guys on a field and scouts look at me if we had a showcase

Last sentence is my favorite

[vividjohn45]

Jj it mite not be Ur physique stopping u from getting laid. Have u considered Ur breath?

[vividjohn45]

1.5 penis
Bald
Broke
Crooked teeth
Banged his aunt
Got raped by gay bookie

You are michael jack corbinhausen

My understanding it was not exactly rape. But lack of funds on the over/ under 3Q superbowl

[Chi_archie]

Put 65 sbr guys on a field and scouts look at me if we had a showcase

yes very good sentence.

JJ, what is Walker saying about the 2013 bash?

golf outing AND combine?

if we don't let brent crude, Iwinyourmoney, Mug eat at all and only let other posters eat Shari sized portions I think we can still put people up for two days, and get the regular crew of hookers and that comedian guy

[Fazzer]

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