Seaweed, post your next 10 plays in this thread...

[The Giant]

If you fail to hit 6 out of these 10 plays, I will be forced to resign as mentor of Seaweed Nation.

Your recent performances have left me feeling cold, empty, and most importantly on the verge of bankruptcy. I've never seen greatness turn to adequate in such a quick fashion. I'm tired of it, it's unacceptable.

There are several young bucks vying for my services here (Drinker, Smokey, Deemer, just to name a few...) looking for me to mentor them. I will be jumping ship if you fail me once again.

Do not disappoint me.

[Seaweed]

I will entertain this challenge, and will RISE to the occasion like I always have in the past.

This thread is perfect timing for my next release. I do not know what the books are thinking on this one, they think it's going to be an All-Star scoring type game apparently in the playoffs. As we have already seen, defense has tightened up these playoffs.

Pick #1: NBA Basketball 716 Oklahoma City Thunder* Under 56½ -110 vs Houston Rockets for 1st Half

[InTheDrink]

[Seaweed]

In the meantime, why is Shaq in hiss underwear running around the table. Did you see Ernie eyeing his junk? Unreal.

[King Mayan]

[InTheDrink]

saer good news!

saer d-wade got 6 in the first half

[Smoke]

Saer lock your doors

Saer keep your porch light on

[Seaweed]

saer good news!

saer d-wade got 6 in the first half

He's a bum

[StateChamp]

k.durant o28.5 (-125) betphoenix, only site with 28.5 and not 29.5

[ticklz]

do we fade?

[Smoke]

Saer is ice cold so yes fade

[The Giant]

I don't think you could have made a more scary selection, Seaweed.

[InTheDrink]

[Seaweed]

I don't think you could have made a more scary selection, Seaweed.

Talk to me in 120 minutes

[broadway6]

[Seaweed]

do we fade?

If you don't like money, yes fade.

[Smoke]

Saer if this doesnt hit no more hanky panky for you

[The Giant]

Seaweed's confidence heading into this game is amazingly high.

His composure has never been questioned, there is no doubt about that. He has ice running through his veins.

But will he win?

[InTheDrink]

120 minutes

great music show back in the day

amirite

[StateChamp]

hes just hoping for a cold spell. hunch play

this will be like gs-denver, in order to get an under here you will need one team to come out totally flat. my prediction is:

OKC 58 HOU 53 (durant 15 pts)

[Vegas39]

Talk to me in 120 minutes

Think seaweed just told giant to STFU til halftime

[Seaweed]

great music show back in the day

amirite

[The Giant]

Seaweed, will you be watching the first half, or just monitoring scoreboards?

I know how painful watching unders can be.

[Seaweed]

hes just hoping for a cold spell. hunch play

this will be like gs-denver, in order to get an under here you will need one team to come out totally flat. my prediction is:

OKC 58 HOU 53 (durant 15 pts)

This is not a thursday night game in March. This is the first round of the playoffs. Harden and the rockets are going to be scraping their knees in the first half to keep this game low scoring. They are not going to be going up and down. Expect a lot of three attempts, and misses.Expect Westbrook to attempt some bad shots early as well.

[Seaweed]

Seaweed, will you be watching the first half, or just monitoring scoreboards?

I know how painful watching unders can be.

I will be following on espn.com. My doctor has recommended i do not watch unders.

[Seaweed]

Think seaweed just told giant to STFU til halftime

Did not intend for it to come across like that, just asking to wait until half before i get bashed. Which I believe won't be happening.

[InTheDrink]

This is not a thursday night game in March. This is the first round of the playoffs. Harden and the rockets are going to be scraping their knees in the first half to keep this game low scoring. They are not going to be going up and down. Expect a lot of three attempts, and misses.Expect Westbrook to attempt some bad shots early as well.

saer the rockets are best at scoring the basketball

saer the rockets will be trying to outscore the thunder

saer even though youve horribly missed the angle on this game i hope they come out frosty for your sake

[Seaweed]

saer the rockets are best at scoring the basketball

saer the rockets will be trying to outscore the thunder

saer even though youve horribly missed the angle on this game i hope they come out frosty for your sake

Drinker, i have analysed this game so thoroughly i can tell you what shaving cream Scott Brooks used this morning

[ChalkyDog]

Good thread. Seriously.

[InTheDrink]

saer this play is so big it might need its own thread

saer do you realize how many eyeballs are you right now

[InTheDrink]

saer looks like youre gonna have to hit 6 of your next 9

[Seaweed]

saer looks like youre gonna have to hit 6 of your next 9

[The Giant]

saer looks like youre gonna have to hit 6 of your next 9

Drinker, never underestimate Seaweed in the world of sports handicapping.

There was a specific reason I decided to challenge him. He was losing his focus, and needed to be reined in.

He usually rises to the occasion when his back is against the wall. Sometimes he just gets bored, he is a lot like Randy Moss. Part of my job as a mentor is keeping his mind at the task at hand.

[InTheDrink]

thegiant saer is throwing darts right now

thegiant this one will come down to the wire

thegiant i hope it hits but saer will have to come up with a little luck for it to be a winner

[The Giant]

It's going to be very, very close, Drinker.

Seaweed will either call it the greatest handicapped playoff game ever, or the worst playoff bad beat ever.

Stay tuned.