Absolute Cannot Lose Wager or My Name is Petey Shitstraw

[Petey Wheatstraw]

Better hope the Ravens lose... and Denver doesn't blow them out. What a moronic wager. You probably would of done better using a 6pt tzr on the SAME game taking both sides

Moronic to you now.

Please reply on 1/12/13 at 8:00 eastern standard time. Think you very much.

[sickler]

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[Aussiefalconfan]

Intense betting Good luck im on BAL +9 so we got this

[slacker00]

1) Lay $1708. on the Denver Broncos -427 Money Line to Win $400.

2) Lay $381. on the Baltimore Ravens +10 1/2 @ -127 ATS to Win $300.

If this wager loses I will kiss your ass in Macy's window on Thanksgiving Day.

Nice career Mr. Lewis. Ref: 5 Dimes

Pucker up, buttercup!

[arpeggiomeister]

Petey, interesting wager. There are a lot of haters on this site that will shit all over any idea. I will definitely track the result. I am on the Broncos ML as well. This move reminds me of a stock option strategy called a collar. You have 2 out of 3 angles covered.

I think this bet covers. I am very interested in your comments on investing as opposed to gambling. I know what the difference is and would be interested to hear more about your approach. I will check back in at 8pm

[tto827]

Petey, interesting wager. There are a lot of haters on this site that will shit all over any idea. I will definitely track the result. I am on the Broncos ML as well. This move reminds me of a stock option strategy called a collar. You have 2 out of 3 angles covered.

I think this bet covers. I am very interested in your comments on investing as opposed to gambling. I know what the difference is and would be interested to hear more about your approach. I will check back in at 8pm

You are going to be disappointed. Every person makes bets that they think are good investments or they wouldn't make them. I highly doubt that this guy has any sort of model that produced both of these plays allowing him to know his edge. He gambles just like 98% of us, he just likes to think he is smarter.

[slacker00]

Investment betting is more about BR, arbs, scalps, playing steam and avoiding the vig. Once you master that, handicap.

[arpeggiomeister]

I am very interested in Arbitrages but I do not have enough money set up to take advantage of them. I am assuming that you must have the accounts open in different books already. That way when a discrepancy shows up you are prepared to pounce on it.

[GamblerSpirit]

It's a good thing you're a broke virgin bitch dudleydawson ehh petey shitstraw, but your stupidity is still unmatched! Good job!

[Russian Rocket]

buried

[The Giant]

Dr. Phil,

The wager is a WINNING one. No reevaluation needed. And everything else is a, well, you know, a LOSER.

Please follow up with a reply at 8:00 est Saturday 1/12/13. Thank you for your input sir.

I'll be watching. Good luck.

[Aussiefalconfan]

nice to meet you Mr.Shitstraw

[SamDiamond]

I'm back Petey.

How's that taste?

[LowRollin]

Boom

[EmpireMaker]

Nice play Mr Shitstraw !!!!

[jizay]

Whatup Shitstraw?

[tto827]

You just invested in Enron Sr. Shitstraw. Us gamblers have a bad name, maybe its the "investors" who are the real losers.

[SamDiamond]

Me thinks Petey won't be returning anytime soon.

[Bbfromgpt]

Whatup Shitstraw?

THanks to your smart ass I won 1h, game, 2h, 2h ML but you said keep crying and lose lol yet I am cashing tickets. Dickhead

[tto827]

Me thinks Petey won't be returning anytime soon.

I dunno if Sir Shitstraw will ever be seen again.

[gauchojake]

good thing usernames don't cost anything

[jizay]

THanks to your smart ass I won 1h, game, 2h, 2h ML but you said keep crying and lose lol yet I am cashing tickets. Dickhead

Never heard of ya pal.

[coitus_maximus]

Like I said a moronic play played by a moron

[SteelRain]

[techmagic]

Petey Wheatstraw.................



Has left the building

[brumbies]

Yo brumbies,

Put up your video on 1/12/13 at 8:00 pm eastern standard time.

Daught doah.

what is daught doah?

[Petey Wheatstraw]

Me thinks Petey won't be returning anytime soon.

That is what happens when you me thinks. It is soon SamDiamond.

I can take the loss with the failed investment, $1027, and come back with the proper strategy to recoup and propel myself back into the black. No concern at all.

Remember if you have enough capital "$$$$$$", all it takes are the proper mathematics and knowledge of what you are investing in to be profitable. The $1027. is less than 1% of my capital allocated for future investments.

Now you can adhere to my wisdom or go down the drain with the masses who stab at the wagering game. Your choice.

I hope you all have learned something now from my teachings.

[Mitchell88]

That is what happens when you me thinks. It is soon SamDiamond.

I can take the loss with the failed investment, $1027, and come back with the proper strategy to recoup and propel myself back into the black. No concern at all.

Remember if you have enough capital "$$$$$$", all it takes are the proper mathematics and knowledge of what you are investing in to be profitable. The $1027. is less than 1% of my capital allocated for future investments.

Now you can adhere to my wisdom or go down the drain with the masses who stab at the wagering game. Your choice.

I hope you all have learned something now from my teachings.

Only thing I learned from this thread is that you shouldnt make crazy threads and call things locks or gurantees nothing is when it comes to betting

[agendaman]

follow the advice of the guy re/ playing dice

[TheCentaur]

That is what happens when you me thinks. It is soon SamDiamond.

I can take the loss with the failed investment, $1027, and come back with the proper strategy to recoup and propel myself back into the black. No concern at all.

Remember if you have enough capital "$$$$$$", all it takes are the proper mathematics and knowledge of what you are investing in to be profitable. The $1027. is less than 1% of my capital allocated for future investments.

Now you can adhere to my wisdom or go down the drain with the masses who stab at the wagering game. Your choice.

I hope you all have learned something now from my teachings.

Unrepentant insane morons are pure entertainment

[SamDiamond]

That is what happens when you me thinks. It is soon SamDiamond.

I can take the loss with the failed investment, $1027, and come back with the proper strategy to recoup and propel myself back into the black. No concern at all.

Remember if you have enough capital "$$$$$$", all it takes are the proper mathematics and knowledge of what you are investing in to be profitable. The $1027. is less than 1% of my capital allocated for future investments.

Now you can adhere to my wisdom or go down the drain with the masses who stab at the wagering game. Your choice.

I hope you all have learned something now from my teachings.

What were you trying to teach Petey?

How to lose money?

Petey, do us a favor. Explain how your loss is only 1027.

You lost 1708 on Denver ML bet.

You won 300 on the Ravens ATS bet.

That's a net loss of 1408.

Are you really this f'in stupid?

Do you need a calculator?

[William Walters]

good thing usernames don't cost anything

100 points pal................100 points and SBR will provide you a new ID.

[Petey Wheatstraw]

What were you trying to teach Petey?

How to lose money?

Petey, do us a favor. Explain how your loss is only 1027.

You lost 1708 on Denver ML bet.

You won 300 on the Ravens ATS bet.

That's a net loss of 1408.

Are you really this f'in stupid?

Do you need a calculator?

Diamond Girl!

You forgot I get my LAY and WIN back. Ut ohhh, sombody's caculator is bwoken. I guess it didn't have a Diamond stylus. lol

[SamDiamond]

Diamond Girl!

You forgot I get my LAY and WIN back. Ut ohhh, sombody's caculator is bwoken. I guess it didn't have a Diamond stylus. lol

Are you really this fukin stupid?

FOCUS.

I'll go slow.

You started with a total bankroll of

2089.

1708 Denver
381 Baltimore

Still with me?

That is 2089 booked action.

You get back--- 681 (Lay + Bet)

Total NET LOSS--- 1408


Right now it's sinking in, isn't it? That I completely buried you. How's that fukin taste?

Bad I'm guessing.

Once more.

2089 BOOKED ACTION.

WIN BACK 681 (Lay + Bet).


Net = -1408.

[chosen4th]

Baaaaaahahahahaha

Go Ravens