Absolute Cannot Lose Wager or My Name is Petey Shitstraw

[Petey Wheatstraw]

1) Lay $1708. on the Denver Broncos -427 Money Line to Win $400.

2) Lay $381. on the Baltimore Ravens +10 1/2 @ -127 ATS to Win $300.

If this wager loses I will kiss your ass in Macy's window on Thanksgiving Day.

Nice career Mr. Lewis. Ref: 5 Dimes