Ask a degen who is almost dead last in BTP, anything! (fade me = profit)

[JMobile]

My record is 5-15-0 and in 1422 out of 1440. Last year I started strong, this year...WTF???
Haven't won a college football game, I don't think. The only plays I won are spreads from the NFL.
I shall post my picks in this thread.
2 NCAAF picks either Friday night or early Saturday morning.
3 NFL picks either Saturday night or early Sunday morning.
If anybody wants to fade me, I won't get offended. My loss is your gain.

OP is a degen!

For your time:

[King Mayan]

[RyanLeafOfBets]

JMOBILE,

I have faith in you. Will be + units next week. Let's go Pal!

[Ernie Mccracken]

What's your worst beat so far?

[CanuckG]

5-15 how is that possible

[downsouth]

setting up for epic comeback

[JMobile]

What's your worst beat so far?

I've been tailing guys who were good last year.
I have only won one 2X and that was Falcons+3 vs Chargers. If I would of won at least all of my 2X, I think I wouldn't be so much buried.




Mayan, I wouldn't be laughing bro. If the Dodgers were in the NFL, I would of been pounding them right now. LOL

[baskets]

JMobile, questions for you:

1. What's the longest you've ever eaten a snatch for?
2. How many estimated calories in pussy juices ... assuming you swallow 1/5 of her body weight in pussy juices?
3. You ever pump your wife anally and mid-pump realize that tomorrow is trash day and you better haul the bin out to the street?
4. You ever watch a Haitian funeral on youtube to see some horrendous wailing and hooping and hollering..... just to reinforce that that shit is universal!!!

[BigDeem5]

Call me on 414 line

[NYSportsGuy210]

Post 'em pal.....post'em.

I am hoping you are taking Cowboys (-3.5) tomorrow night.....ya?

[JMobile]

JMobile, questions for you:

1. What's the longest you've ever eaten a snatch for?
2. How many estimated calories in pussy juices ... assuming you swallow 1/5 of her body weight in pussy juices?
3. You ever pump your wife anally and mid-pump realize that tomorrow is trash day and you better haul the bin out to the street?
4. You ever watch a Haitian funeral on youtube to see some horrendous wailing and hooping and hollering..... just to reinforce that that shit is universal!!!

Can you ask me some sane questions instead?

Call me on 414 line

Still waiting for your call to come through first, pal.

Post 'em pal.....post'em.

I am hoping you are taking Cowboys (-3.5) tomorrow night.....ya?

All my plays for BTP have been completed after Sunday evening. So looks like my BTP plays are fade material.

By the way, I was on the Bears. Lucky that it was not a BTP play. LOL

I will post my BTP plays as stated on top. I'll do a screenshot so that way everybody knows I'm not frauding.

[Br0nxer]

Hang in there Mobiler

I got faith in you

You will turn it around pal

[Smoke]

Hows the weather in Alabama?

[Avenger]

BTP sucks because you have to beat the spread. You can't beat NFL spreads. I don't know how others do it.

Been winning money with MLs or 2H bets, but I think I'm dead even in BTP because of the spread.

[JMobile]

Hang in there Mobiler

I got faith in you

You will turn it around pal

<3

Hows the weather in Alabama?

I swear one of these days I'm gonna make a video and and tell Goldilocks that I'm not from Ala-f'ing-Bama!

BTP sucks because you have to beat the spread. You can't beat NFL spreads. I don't know how others do it.

Been winning money with MLs or 2H bets, but I think I'm dead even in BTP because of the spread.

I don't think the Eagles covered their first 3 spreads.

[Brock Landers]

What book(s) do you play at?
How do you get your money in and out?

What are your stats?

[k13]

5-15 how is that possible

Same way 15-5 is possible. Basically the same thing.

Small sample variance.

After 200 games it is impossible....

[Smoke]

Mobile do you believe bigfoot is real?

[Ghenghis Kahn]

why did you jinx the dodgers? what did they ever do to you pal?

[King Mayan]

why did you jinx the dodgers? what did they ever do to you pal?

Jmobile is the reason why the dodgers won't make the playoffs..

He fukked us hard..

I will do the same when I see him.

[JMobile]

What book(s) do you play at?
How do you get your money in and out?

What are your stats?

5Dimes. I read the line changes at SBR Live Odds but I'm stubborn so I tail other posters who claim a good write up.

Mobile do you believe bigfoot is real?

why did you jinx the dodgers? what did they ever do to you pal?

I'm from San Diego, so not sure if you'll understand. I'm already taking them for in futures for NL West 2013.

Jmobile is the reason why the dodgers won't make the playoffs..

He fukked us hard..

I will do the same when I see him.

Mayan, did you think about me when Pagan charge that fly ball for the final out?
But really, they need to get rid of "Donnie Baseball" to go places. Ellis really fukked up trying to stretch a double to a triple.

I'm liking the Rams tonight, but it won't be a BTP pick.

[JMobile]

Come and get it! My 2 NCAAF picks for Saturday
Hence my screen name on top of screen shot. Fade and enjoy!

[JMobile]

Come and get it! My 2 NCAAF picks for Saturday
Hence my screen name on top of screen shot. Fade and enjoy!

2-0 for college football. Must be a fluke

[JMobile]

NFL Sunday, I don't think I will go 3-0 at all.

[JMobile]

Just lost Steelers by a point....here I go

[GOIRISH]

do you spend most of your time on bodybuilding.com?

[JMobile]

do you spend most of your time on bodybuilding.com?

LOL, sometimes. That place is crazy. But also check out fourchan.

Plays for Saturday college football, fade.

[Emily_Haines]

I'm not far ahead and maybe even behind

[shaunovery]

Who's the lady in the pic follow her things will turn around

[JMobile]

Come and fade

[face]

ok sold, i am in. will fade small and hope for 2 out of 3

[JMobile]

I'm not far ahead and maybe even behind

Wish I knew what your plays are.

Who's the lady in the pic follow her things will turn around

Summer Cummings is her name.

ok sold, i am in. will fade small and hope for 2 out of 3

So far I'm 2-2-0 with MNF 2X pending.

[JMobile]

ok sold, i am in. will fade small and hope for 2 out of 3

I swear I was just lucky last week. Here we go!

[JMobile]

Sorry guys, yesterday was a fluke. Here are the winning fades;

[BigDeem5]

Jmobile, call me on the fukkin payphone outside my house, area code 711