icancount2one's STONE COLD PIPE LOCKS OF THE CENTURY...of the week

[icancount2one]

I make many plays, use a lot of wong teasers, and hedge with live betting on Matchbook when someone spazzes out over a field goal. So this season, I will be winning money. However, just so that I'm on record posting picks here and am not a chicken, I will post my favorite ATS picks ITT every week. These are only stone cold bona-fide guaranteed* locks.

My unit size will escalate throughout the season, each week every pick will be to win the same number of units (starting at 1, going to 2 week five and 3u per pick week nine), but I will rate how much I like these picks by using the dancing lock icon. One dancing lock is just barely even a sure thing, five dancing locks means bet the mortgage money**

So here we go for

WEEK 1

New Orleans -5.5 1.1 to win 1


Dallas Cowboys -3.5 1.1 to win 1


Miami Dolphins -3 1.2 to win 1


San Francisco -3 1.1 to win 1


Also I will be taking the Philadelphia Eagles. I am waiting to see if the line moves to 3.5 in which case it will get otherwise it will be a one pick at +3 I will update you when I lay down the wood on this lock.

Write-ups are on my blog, but I think these picks speak for themselves.

*Picks are not guaranteed, play at your own risk
**Do not bet your mortgage payment, bozo

[shipsn2010]

are you going to use the wong system on these or are these straight

[TiTlist]

i held off on sanfran. but i like miami

[icancount2one]

are you going to use the wong system on these or are these straight

These picks are all straight. I am however Wong/Hedging BAL/NYJ IND/HOU and DEN/JAX (DEN is stil +3, but I'm getting +105 on JAX). I'm also making small ML plays on KC and CIN. I'm just posting my ATS plays for simplicity.

i held off on sanfran. but i like miami

I can understand that. After all, it's only a three dancing lock pick.

[icancount2one]

Philly +3 1.05 to win 1

[icancount2one]

YTD: 1-4 -3.35u

Well, last week we got off to a lousy start. Seems like I was serving up more bagels than lox. So if you lost your mortgage payment last week, take out some loans from your relatives* to win it back in...

WEEK 2

HOU -3
1.05u to win 1u

JAX +7
1.1 u to win 1u

OAK -3.5
1.1u to win 1u

PHI -6
1.1u to win 1u

PIT +6
1.2u to win 1u

GB -14
.95u to win 1u

KC +2 5x (So many locks this week that SBR's image limit won't let me post all the dancing locks for your enjoyment.)

as usual, write ups on the blog.

[iMax310]

Lol, you sure did have bad Week 1, but I like your 5 lock pick with Oak -2.5. I mean a rookie quarterback making his first road start in the Black hole against a Raider team looking to beat someone up after they got punked last week just doesn't bold to well for the Rams. I like Oakland by at least 2 scores in their home opener, and the under 37.5 as well. Anyways, I definitely dropped some cheddar on this one.

[icancount2one]

[quote=icancount2one;6430265]YTD: 4-7 -3.65u

Week 2 lox were 3-3-1. I guess the way you get the Lions and Rams to score TDs is to be covering by five points. Between that and Garrett Hartley screwing up for me week 1 I guess the NFL gods are saving the luck for when I up my ante in a couple weeks. Tell the relatives you borrowed money from last week that you'll pay them next Tuesday, cuz here are the early loxx for

WEEK 3

GB -3 @ CHI
1.1 to win 1

NYJ +1.5 @ MIA
1.1 to win 1

HOU -3 vs DAL
1 to win 1

DET +10.5 @ MIN
1.1 to win 1

More to come later

[icancount2one]

Last minute loxx

PHI -3 @ JAX
1u to win 1 u

NO -4 vs ATL
1.05u to win 1u

PIT -3 @ TB
.95u to win 1u

Too busy/lazy to post write ups this week, but BoL to everyone but the faders.

[icancount2one]

YTD: 7-11 -4.9u

Week 3 lox were 3-4. I'm tempted to raise the stakes to 2 units a week early, but am sticking to the plan in

WEEK 4

TEN -6.5 vs DEN
1.1u to win 1u

NYJ -5.5 @ BUF
1.1u to win 1u

PHI -5.5 vs WAS
1.1u to win 1u

CHI +4 @ NYG
1.1u to win 1u

CIN -3 @ CLE
1.1u to win 1u

[borednaz]

BOL 2 you on your plays

[icancount2one]

YTD: 8-15 -8.3u

So, the first quarter of the season is over. I hasn't been pretty but a first quarter deficit can often be overcome. Stakes go up to 2u in:

WEEK 5

ATL -3 @ CLE
2.3u to win 2u

TEN +7 @ DAL
2.2 to win 2

OAK +6 vs SD
2.1 to win 2

GB -3 @ WAS
2 to win 2

JAX -1 @ BUF
2.2 to win 2

BOL 2 you on your plays

TY, luck hasn't been too great so far.

[icancount2one]

YTD: 12-16 -2.3u

So, it looks like I picked the right week to up the ante, going 4-1 for +6u. Hopefully my luck will continue in

WEEK 6

GB -3.5 vs ATL
2u to win 2u

TEN -3 @ JAX
2u to win 2u

CHI -7 vs SEA
1.9u to win 2u

NYJ -3 @ DEN
2.4 u to win 2u

All favorites this week. At least I took the right side of the juice though. NYJ is my play of the week, and I will go back to dancing locks and write ups when I am net positive on the season, which as any poster in a SBR thread will tell you is the only gauge of if you know what you are doing or not.