Guys please listen to me

RRNJ13 · 09-14-15, 04:28 PM

I'm doubling up on Philly

trobin31 · 09-14-15, 04:36 PM

Totally different game than yesterday. Buffalo has a top 5 defense and a serviceable offensive line. Atlanta has neither of these essential components.

GT21Megatron · 09-14-15, 04:39 PM

Originally posted by trobin31

Totally different game than yesterday. Buffalo has a top 5 defense and a serviceable offensive line. Atlanta has neither of these essential components.

Best team doesn't always win either bro. If this was the case there would be no Vegas

thebestthereis · 09-14-15, 04:42 PM

i'm sure no philly parlays and over are pending after the books got reamed yesterday as well. good luck!

riffraff24 · 09-14-15, 04:43 PM

Originally posted by POOLSIDE

I'm sitting in the sportsbook at Mandalay right now and the nerdiest, dorkiest, squariest bros are in here talking with supreme confidence about how their Philly bets are sure things. These are golf dorks, the kind that walk into the casino with that cheesy "I'm super uncomfortable here so I'm gonna walk around like I've been here a million times and everyone should know me" swagger like everyone doesn't know at first blush they're acting like they're the dude because they're on vacation and haven't had their "between sports and blackjack, we're gonna kill it this trip" bubble burst yet.

Guys, this is a repeat of the same thing I overheard yesterday about how Indy was free money because "there's no way Rex Ryan can turn that team around in one week". These are the guys to fade. This is the most valuable inside information I could ever possibly provide. You're welcome.

Do what you want with your money, but this makes me feel much better about my Atlanta bet.

Sounds like they probably have SBR lol

Ralphie Halves · 09-14-15, 04:50 PM

Has no effect on the outcome of a football game. Thanks though!

pattymayo · 09-14-15, 04:53 PM

sounds like a guy who is second guessing his Falcons bet and trying to convince himself he's on the right side

Ambition · 09-14-15, 05:16 PM

Originally posted by pattymayo

sounds like a guy who is second guessing his falcons bet and trying to convince himself he's on the right side

bingo!

POOLSIDE · 09-14-15, 05:26 PM

Ha. You guys are funny. I second guess every bet, but that's not what this is. Win or lose, I'm cool with Atlanta. These guys were so bad though, I had to tell someone. I wish I had audio.

WildBillCappin · 09-14-15, 05:31 PM

If this is the most valuable information you could ever supplied comes from some yuppies being themselves at a casino, then thats sad.

BigDofBA · 09-14-15, 05:36 PM

You guys act like the books play the games. They don't.

What happened yesterday has no bearing on today.

Snowball · 09-14-15, 05:37 PM

I am in Atlanta for other reasons, they are cheap tonight
and Philly hasn't done diddly-squat to deserve to be favored
at the Georgia dome in home opener.
Anway this thread is funny because if Atlanta wins,
POOLSIDE will come in and say I TOLD YOU SO

it was an OMEN.

WildBillCappin · 09-14-15, 05:48 PM

Please put ALL of your bankroll on the Falcons. Haha

POOLSIDE · 09-14-15, 05:51 PM

Yes, let's take this post at face value. Clearly, I really truly meant that this is an angle you should actually consider when betting tonight's game. Some of you guys are so boring.

ZIPPER HEAD · 09-14-15, 05:51 PM

Doubling down on eagles- This post was the edge I needed- Good gawd

WildBillCappin · 09-14-15, 05:56 PM

I wish OP would put a HUGE bet on the Falcons, after his "valuable" informatiom from a buncha squares. Hahaha He'll feel like a complete idiot when they lose. Please do it OP.

intermission · 09-14-15, 06:05 PM

Atlanta ML

POOLSIDE · 09-14-15, 06:28 PM

I've got $500 on them. Nothing huge. I don't do the huge bet thing anymore. Learned my lesson. A few times lol.

new era · 09-14-15, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by POOLSIDE

I'm sitting in the sportsbook at Mandalay right now and the nerdiest, dorkiest, squariest bros are in here talking with supreme confidence about how their Philly bets are sure things. These are golf dorks, the kind that walk into the casino with that cheesy "I'm super uncomfortable here so I'm gonna walk around like I've been here a million times and everyone should know me" swagger like everyone doesn't know at first blush they're acting like they're the dude because they're on vacation and haven't had their "between sports and blackjack, we're gonna kill it this trip" bubble burst yet.

Guys, this is a repeat of the same thing I overheard yesterday about how Indy was free money because "there's no way Rex Ryan can turn that team around in one week". These are the guys to fade. This is the most valuable inside information I could ever possibly provide. You're welcome.

Do what you want with your money, but this makes me feel much better about my Atlanta bet.

Why are you trying to insult them when you're the one eavesdropping and spying on them?

Ebumdude · 09-14-15, 07:55 PM

Originally posted by new era

Why are you trying to insult them when you're the one eavesdropping and spying on them?

Big difference between over hearing a conversation within earshot vs eavesdropping and spying.

ZIPPER HEAD · 09-14-15, 08:57 PM

Originally posted by POOLSIDE

I've got $500 on them. Nothing huge. I don't do the huge bet thing anymore. Learned my lesson. A few times lol.

Son you don't bet $500.in a season much less per game

RavensFan2k3 · 09-14-15, 09:02 PM

Originally posted by GT21Megatron

Best team doesn't always win either bro. If this was the case there would be no Vegas

exactly

intermission · 09-14-15, 09:13 PM

oh boy

blackeyeshamus · 09-14-15, 09:17 PM

Originally posted by POOLSIDE

I'm sitting in the sportsbook at Mandalay right now and the nerdiest, dorkiest, squariest bros are in here talking with supreme confidence about how their Philly bets are sure things. These are golf dorks, the kind that walk into the casino with that cheesy "I'm super uncomfortable here so I'm gonna walk around like I've been here a million times and everyone should know me" swagger like everyone doesn't know at first blush they're acting like they're the dude because they're on vacation and haven't had their "between sports and blackjack, we're gonna kill it this trip" bubble burst yet.

Guys, this is a repeat of the same thing I overheard yesterday about how Indy was free money because "there's no way Rex Ryan can turn that team around in one week". These are the guys to fade. This is the most valuable inside information I could ever possibly provide. You're welcome.

Do what you want with your money, but this makes me feel much better about my Atlanta bet.

Good call, homie! Those golf dork clown shows squares are the jokers to fade.

POOLSIDE · 09-14-15, 10:23 PM

Originally posted by blackeyeshamus

Good call, homie! Those golf dork clown shows squares are the jokers to fade.

This is the key to all sports betting. Most important trend, now 2-0 all time.

I'm trying to tell you guys ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

NinjaNFLman · 09-15-15, 01:21 AM

means penetrate all. You were right though

thebestthereis · 09-15-15, 12:02 PM

if you had the eagles you have no idea what you are doing. that's all. good luck!